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Relationship Tip #243: Break Ups? Nah,Gaining XP

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So I’m one of those firm believers of the cliche phrase “It’s better to have loved and lost than never loved at all.” I’ve been on both ends of a break up; getting set free and having to set others free. (notice the phrase “setting free” rather than “dumped”) Frankly, both ends suck horribly because you don’t want either to happen, but both parties know that not much can be done about it if they’ve tried.

(Now if the other party is a total bitch to you, then you’re probably walking on sunshine ready to drop their ass like a Hatsune Miku mixtape.)


As I was saaaaying, I tend to think of each relationship as gaining experience points. Think about it, can you think of a noticeable difference between yourself in your first relationship vs you in your most recent one? Hell, if this IS your first relationship, think about all the things you’re learning about yourself, the person you’re dating, what makes it all work, positives, and negatives. Even what I said the other day about not making someone the center of your universe could be learned during these stages. Sure, you could read about these relationship tips in Cosmo mags or on Mistress Lexxi’s page, but you’d never know about these things without experiencing them for yourself! 

So what’s the point here? Let’s say you’re in a relationship and you and your partner have tried everything to keep each other satisfied, but in the end you two end up not really being the love of each others lives. When it’s over, do you regress back to your previous naive stage or do you move forward with new knowledge? Think of it as you and your ex-other half packing mental suitcases with facts, preferences, red flags, ect. You’re packing your inventory with concepts that will boost your character’s XP! 

So do NOT say “I just got dumped” or “I dumped my girl/guy”. Say “We both just leveled up!” 

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Very much like how my first talk with Button went. I was surprised with how much he knew for his age….until I found some magazines under his bed. He claimed that Gibson gave them to him. *sigh* those boys…

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blade100 asked:

Any interesting or out-there fetishes you have and feel comfortable sharing?

Lexxi- “I have a chaos fetish. It’s tough to explain. I like when sexual acts are so wild and over the top that everything around them just breaks or causes destruction. Ex. Something simple: Fucking someone so hard the bedframe pounds the shit out of the wall behind it, leaving it with a dent or hole in the wall. Ex. Having sex in an office and knocking EVERYTHING over without giving a fuck; including the computer. Ex. Something out there: The Turn Down for What music video (The furious humping, the inibility to control the body, everything breaking, ect.) If anyone knows the name of the fetish I’m describing, throw it at me! 

Fun Fact: The Awesome Reach video by Egoraptor turned me the hell on when they started getting uncontrollable boners as they played. Pure. Chaos~ <3”

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Had some fun in the sun today with a very nice stallion. :)

So Button was at school and I’d just finished all of the housework, so I had some free time to relax. I decided to give my old friend, Jet Stream, a ring to see what he was doing today. I’d put on my summer shorts, t-shirt, and flip flops because we wanted to meet up at one of our favorite nature parks to take a nice stroll.

It’d been years since I’d been there, so I’d forgotten how beautiful it was. Vibrant colored birds and butterflies fluttered in the sunlight, frogs and koi fish swam through the lakes, occasionally resting next to turtles on rocks. After walking for a while, we decided to stop to take a break…in a bamboo thicket secluded from the other ponies enjoying the park. As I sat in his lap, the sun peaked through the trees and the occasional cardinal would sing its lullaby. It was relaxing~ 

I nestled into him more, teasingly rubbing my flank against his lap. It wasn’t long before I’d felt something start to grow under me. I grinned as he slid his hooves around my waist…..down my thighs…and between my legs. After unzipping my shorts and sliding them down to my knees, he reached around and rubbed my wet folds, instantly finding my swollen clit (which had already been protruding the minute I’d felt his hard on pressing against my ass.) I let out small sighs and gasps, as he rubbed my spot, making sure to keep quiet so that others in the area wouldn’t hear us in the bushes.

He’d been doing such a good job that I figured he deserved something sweet in return. I turned around and gave his member a nice squeeze through his jeans, causing his wings to rise. I quickly unbuttoned his jeans and reached into his boxers, looking around every so often to see if anypony was watching, even though we were deep in these woods and no one would find us. As expected, his cock was fully erect, a bit of slick pre gathering at the tip and shining in the sunlight. After spending a moment to admire it, I slowly slipped the head between my lips and let my warm tongue dance along the tip. He moaned under his breath as I went deeper…and deeper…eventually letting it touch the back of my throat. I wish I would’ve taken the second to look up to see his face. Judging by the soft moans he was making, I was pretty sure he was enjoying himself. 

He suddenly stopped me, and I looked at him puzzled. I finally got the chance to look at his face. He had a look of pleasure and embarrassment. He then said “Wow um…you’re really really good at this….I’m sort of close already and I don’t want to make a mess just yet.” >__> I smiled thinking “Of course I’m good at this, sweetheart. I’ve been around the block for quite some time now." So we continued our walk around the park, stopping to see various foxes, bobcats, barn animals, ect. 

We arrived at an area next to some train tracks, and we stopped again. We snuck past the "No Tresspassing” fence to get closer to the tracks. A big train was blocking our path, so we had to go the other direction. Before doing so though, I was talking smack about how cats are useless, sneaky creatures, including his pets. He gave me a dirty look and responded “You’d better talk nicely about my cats, Missy.” I glared back at him and said “And what if I don’t?” Once again, there were no other ponies around, so he pulled me into some bushes and over his knee. My shorts were yanked back down. I smiled devilishly, knowing what was next. He swiftly spanked my right cheek, causing me to let out a high pitched whimper. Each time I spoke badly about his cats, I was greeted with another swat on the tushy. A tear of pain and joy rolled down my face as my cheeks turned pink. He finally asked “You gonna be nice to my cats now?” I bit my lip and said through my teeth “Yes siiirrr…” He gave me another swat as reassurance, evoking another high pitched squeal. 

He then began unbuttoning his jeans to let his cock spring out again. This time I was going to get to finish him…or so I thought. The minute I’d began sliding it into my mouth again, we heard someone walking our direction. “Shit!” we both thought as we were struggling to pull our pants back on. The hiker gave us a dirty look as he walked past us. My face was hot pink…just like my sore flank. 

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