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Nightbloggers can relate….
Being mom is a 24/7 job, and we deserve all the love, not just on this day, but every day! This love is not just limited to moms, but any guardian who acts as a maternal figure and positive role model!
We will always watch you grow throughout life and gain the knowledge you need to succeed., We may not be the most tech savvy as times change, but remember this; If you ever make fun of us for not knowing a simple computer concept, we can always bring up how we had to teach you how to wipe your own ass and hold a b*cking fork! ^____^

Happy Mother’s Day!
usedspade said:
I
have been trying to get in to voice acting any advice also I just have
to add this but you voice the only way I could describe it is like
butter slow melting on freshly made toast.
Zachary Nelson submitted:
Button’s mom I like your cutie mark.
To answer a bunch of “How did you escape from that spaghetti trap!!?” questions.
Someday my prince will come with grated parmesan….. ;__;
Original song: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PwP8qlCWiqQ&t=14m44s
LYRICS:
I’ve been stuck in spaghetti for 10 long days.
My body is covered from tail to mane.
I shed my tears and twiddle my hooves
and wait for the day when someone looks
And notices I’m in this food.
But until then, I’m just screwed…
ask-star-singer said:
Aww, don’t be sad. You just need to add some melted butter on the spaghetty so it will be a bit more slippery. Works everytime for me.
How do I get myself into these things!! D’:
Oh BUCK!! D:
FFFFFFfffffff!!!
Remember, if you sing this with me and upload it, you’ll automatically be my super special somepony this holiday! ^__^
Download here! https://instaud.io/jgY
LYRICS:
Baby you’re the apple of my eye
I’m always thinking bout you
You’re always on my mind.
And you know, it’s embarassing to say.
But I wanna be your somepony for Hearts and Hooves day.
Oh I’d drag you to a diner to share a soda pop!
Then I’d take a walk with you to my favorite candy shop.
Then head to the movies to see a mushy flick
Then afterwards I hope your ready cause im licking your stamps.
Now sweetie, I hope that you can see.
That today should be all about you and me.
And I’m glad, I’m glad that I can say
I’m gonna be your mare
And you can be my stallion!
And we’ll be the perfect couple for Hearts and Hooves Day!
assertiveturtle said:
I gotta say Ms. Mash, you are one hot mama. I have been a fan of yours for quite some time now and I just gotta know. Whats a strapping young stallion got to do to get with a mare like you?.