it’s just one of those days. *sigh*

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it’s just one of those days. *sigh*
Anon Said:
“Ms Mash u must be the best chef ever!! ur pies are soo gooodddd! ur my favorite mom ;)”
(Attempting to record in my dorm….ugh…so much echo..)
I absolutely loved Saturday’s episode because it was incredibly relatable, and it addresses an actual societal issue in the most innocent way possible. It shows how just because you have a different style of learning (that some may even find odd) doesn’t mean you’re stupid. ALL children need to learn this, as well as some adults who grew up believing this concept.
Also, rapping Pinkie was a nice little early 90’s throwback. The way they included the blurred filter replicating the old music video format was brilliant. :)
Every day after I had Button, I’ve had to hear “Mom my head is stuck in the toilet again!” and “Moooom I don’t think I should’ve eaten this!” and “MOM!! IT DOESNT FIT!” The colt is a royal headache and I’ve decided to knock him out, put him in a baby basket, and leave him on the front porch of a fire station hoping they’ll adopt him. I will be going back to my old exciting life as a dancer. I miss the ol’ spotlight. ;)
~Shh, don’t tell button my plan’s though. It’s all gonna happen tomorrow, and I’ll be free once again!
Anon Said: "You and chryssi should sing a song together.“
Song: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PKd5ni-LA7w
ask-yam-yam asked
so Ms Mash where are you from? y donde aprendiste español? eres bastante buena ^-^
Translation: “I was required to learn it in school because alot of natives were moving to Ponyville, and the teachers thought it would be a good idea.”

For those who don’t have a special somepony this year, here’s something you should very well try!
How to Make Your V-Day Waifu
1 ½ cups of sugar
2 tablespoons of sass
2 cups of dat ass
4 ½ cups of generosity
¼ teaspoon of dominance
8 cups of everlasting yearn
Preheat oven to 450 degrees. Mix in sugar and sass in a large bowl (the dough will expand to fill the bowl). Then mix in dat ass, generosity, and dominance (there is only a small amount of dominance, don’t go overboard.) Slowly add the everlasting yearn 1 cup at a time. Once the dough sticks to the spoon, hand knead it with soft touches, letting it slip between your fingers. Cover the bowl with plastic wrap and set aside for 20min as it rises.
Once it has risen, roll the dough flat on flour covered parchment paper. Cut out the shape you want your waifu to be and place the shape on a pan. Shove the pan in the preheated oven and wait 3-4 hours. When you open the oven, make sure you are wearing heat protective clothing, for your waifu will jump out of the oven into your arms.
Happy Valentine’s/Hearts and Hooves Day! :)
Anon Asked: What would be your idea of a perfect day?
Anon Asked: What’s for dinner tonight, ma'am?
Anon Said: Hello! I love youuu! Howv you been doin?
Anon Asked: can I pleeasse touch your butt?
Anon Asked: What is the shipping name for Button and Sweetie Belle? I know they’re too young lols but I mean when they’re older haha :P
Anon Asked: Do you ship your son and Sweetie belle? what would you name them?