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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna

So it’s been about a year since I started this blog after I voiced Tiarawhy’s “Button’s Milf Quest” game (Click here to play it!!) And I really wanted to give everypony something for sticking with me this entire time. Currently: I’ve made 539 posts, I have 1,539 messages in my inbox, and a whopping 2,973 followers! I love you all like my own children who I um…don’t want to have any sort of sexual relations with~, and I’m happy to be your mother! ^ _^ Also, Happy Birthday Lexxi (even though it’s not for another 4hrs!) I have a  "special" cake for you that you’ll definitely want more of. ;)

*blushing* Th-thanks, Mom! You’re too kind! ^ ///^  Helloooo everyone it’s meee Lexxilicious! For real thank you guys SO much for following me for so long. It’s funny, everyone things I’m a total sexy beast when yall haven’t even seen me yet! Currently on MY blog I have 1,832 messages, 1,103 posts, and 971 followers. You guys are the fucking greatest, and you’ve not only been following me like an average blog, but you’ve been supporting me all year through all of the tough times I’d been through (exams, asshole boys, deaths, letdowns, loss of money, anxiety ect.) I try my hardest to give everyone something in return, but I seem to be gaining more and more followers every day and there’s too many of you!  @ _@ 

Just like Elaina, I love you all like a big sister who toootally doesnt want to have any sort of sexual relations with you all.  Keep an eye out for the next game I’m going to be in (the Vinyl x Neon one) AND there’s actually another animation I’m going to be in which I’ll give more deets about as it progresses. :3

Original Song: “I’d Like to Teach the World to Fap” by Zone-Tan

Donate if you want (Just not a HUGE amount!) : https://www.paypal.com/us/cgi-bin/webscr?cmd=_flow&SESSION=IWgqQAQzsP4UnF_5OGhdmay7q_K96wNaVPIBU-sWz491HEruM10tBV58OBS&dispatch=5885d80a13c0db1f8e263663d3faee8dae318ac9ffd6aa6b72a490566890f82e

Image Source: https://twitter.com/SpikePrism/status/488804821047070720/photo/1

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Don’t spook the all-powerful alicorn strolling around in public. I’m willing to bet she has plenty enough problems already. Besides, it’s high past time I finally went home!

((And that ends this little side-journey. I can only hope you’ve all enjoyed it!))

((In the meantime, I want to announce that commissions will be closing soon, on the 29th of July. If you haven’t yet, get yours now over at Flash Equestria! Hoping to hear from you all!))

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Was just on my way to the market in this picture :)

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