~you guys wanna know a secret….?
sometimes when I’m alone……I practice strip teasing to this song…..and pretend like I’m the hottest bitch in the room.
It’s a secret though, so shhh! ;) ~Lexxi~
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~you guys wanna know a secret….?
sometimes when I’m alone……I practice strip teasing to this song…..and pretend like I’m the hottest bitch in the room.
It’s a secret though, so shhh! ;) ~Lexxi~
I’m feeling a lot better after sleeping til 2pm and chugging water for my desert-dry mouth. <3
Wishing me good health and encouraging me to keep doing what I do despite what others say. It makes me question who the REAL mothers of this page are. Luv you all!! <3~Lexxi~
Just added a link to the top of my page to direct you to all of my audios (just incase you’re feeling…..ya know…and you need a quick…ya know…) Now you can do so without needing to scroll through the entire blog. :)
Also……..it’s Thursday. ;)
I prefer to write out my answers first and record them later. Having the snarky answers prewritten makes the recording process move alot smoother since I’ll already know what to say before I step up to the plate. Just now I answered 8 of your questions and plan to do most (if not all) of them on Thursday.
Another thing, there’s no way I can answer all of these questions in order because of the insane amount of traffic I get everyday. (there is currently 243 questions in my inbox) So I tend to jump around and group together questions that sound similar (as you’ve seen with the previous ones.)
I’m all about efficiency and making people smile, so bare with me here. (no seriously….bare with me…..and bend over while you’re at it. ;)
……..In the begining I made this blog for fun, thinking not many people would pay attention to it. 1,000 people have spoken though and now I guess it’s time to get the real party started!!
So here’s my sitch guys, as much as I’d always LOVE to be a hot vocal temptress that causes unexplainable boners, I’m still a full time university student with 17 credits worth of classes (one of which i should be in at this very moment) and homework. So the best time to find new recordings would most likely be thursdays and/or fridays because I dont have as many classes. Also, I dont conveniently have a sound studio in my dorm and the only one I know of is located in the music building on the other side of campus.
So yeah, it’s tough being a Dean’s List student and a gorgeous internet milf at the same time. But I love it, and I love seeing everyone’s reactions! THANK YOU FOR THE 1,000 FOLLOWS! I’ll be sure to reward you all ASAP! :) ~Lexxi~
blazer10000 asked:
I just got a bunch of similar questions, so here’s my answer for all of you.
Allow me to pull down all of your boxers and give you the greatest clopjobs you’ll ever have in your lives. While I’m doing so, don’t hold back any of your moans, let them out to let me know how good it feels. ~whisper my fucking name in my ear….telling me you want more.~
*yawn*….i’m really sleepy now. Goodnight to you all…ZZzzz…. ~Lexxi~
Oh, before i go….here’s a quick audio clip from the game. ;)
discslash asked:
No discbabe, YOU are wonderfuu. <3
I usually spend my Friday nights hanging out with a few of my friends and party hopping with them. I don’t drink much, I mainly go with them to dance and meet cute boys people. However they all went home this weekend and they wont be back til Sunday.
And the reason I cant record now is because 1. The group of obnoxious elephants in the apartment above me wont stfu. 2. I’m sleepy and dont feel like relocating to my recording-zone ~Lexxi~
orangeghosthorse-deactivated201 asked:
Scary? Nah. You look like a seapony…….SHOO-BEE-DOO-SHOOP-SHOO-BEE-DOO! ~Lexxi~
Anonymous asked:
Okay. Would you like your cock ring to vibrate or no? Also, i cant seem to find the beads… ~Lexxi~
theblackstrawberry asked:
I purposely made her voice really low pitched because it matches her sultriness; plus I tried to make it true to the original voice (but not too close because I don’t want people confusing me for Eile.) Ms. Mash’s voice is MUCH deeper than my normal voice in my opinion. It actually kind of hurts a bit if I speak too deeply.
Her personality…….weeeeelll….I’d say that her personality is close to mine, but is more hyperbolized. On a scale of 1 to 10, her being 10, I’d be about a 6, maybe 7 depending on the circumstances. ;) ~Lexxi~
It’s Friday night and here I am sitting on my ass eating strawberry ice cream watching Big Bang Theory because i cant record anything at the moment and no one is partying tonight….
So like…i’m bored…I know i’m not as cool as Ms. Mash, but like…if you ever want to talk to meh, I can always answer you in a text post. BY THE WAY!! I’ve gotten a few questions about if I use facebook/twitter and stuff. The answer to that is: Yes I do, but their personal and only for people I actually know. Sorry huns, I love you all so much, but I don’t want to give those out, especially with the types of things I say on this page. :(
So like yeah…to ask me stuff, just say you want me (Lexxi) to answer it. If your question doesnt say that, then I’ll assume it’s a question for the amazing Elaina Mash. ;)
Anon said:
“ljghsrogrgrwh!!!??? <3 <3 <3 <3 <3”
Anon Asked:
“ms Mash…i find you painfully attractvie but u a hors and not a human. now wenever i see horse in public i imagin its u. wen i tell peopl that they usally look at me like im strange. whys this happen to me and wut do i do?”