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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna

Things that went wrong on Nightmare Night = __ =

  1. Button ate all of the good treats for the children! Forcing me to give them pretzels, peanuts, and fruit. 
  2. My Chell costume was so tight that I bent over to pick up something, and my pants ripped….leaving my flank wide open in front of the children at the door. 
  3. When I took Button trick or treating, he froze on someone’s doorstep after seeing someone dressed as his worst fear; a dirty game cartridge. He proceeded to attack this pony and blow on him to try to get him clean. > (\<
  4. Had to beat up a dog for trying to steal Button’s candy while we were walking. This dog ended up being Applejack’s, who said “Aww Winona was just playin’ with ‘em!” She backed away after I gave her the stare (Fluttershy’s stare could never compare to the stare of an angry mother.)

So….how was you all’s Nightmare Night? 

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Thank you to my 5 patrons this month! :)

Kego

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And whoever the 5 person is, it doesn’t show your name, but thank you anyway! 

Also, also thank you to the people who’ve donated directly to my paypal in the last month (or ever!) Even if it’s just a dollar, I take your kindness with the utmost amount of respect! All proceeds go to helping me better myself as a voiceover artist (new microphones, acting training, gas money to auditions, money for a future apartment in Glendale near Hollywood ect.) Thanks a bunch! ^ _^

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Just heard Button screaming from his room

Mommy instinct had me there in 2 shakes of a dragon’s tail. When I tried to approach him, he turned away and told me not to come near him. This puzzled me. I questioned this behavior, and his response was that he didn’t want his dream to become reality. With a worried look, I walked over to him and scooped him into my arms. I could tell he was trying to hold back his frightened tears.

“Button, it’s okay, sweetheart.” I said warmly, “Tell mommy what happened in this nightmare." 

He looked up at me and cried out,

"You beat me at Mares of War in front of the entire video game club at school!!!! It was AWFUL!!!”

I rolled my eyes and went back to my room, letting my plot shut the door on the way out. -___-

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So it’s been about a year since I started this blog after I voiced Tiarawhy’s “Button’s Milf Quest” game (Click here to play it!!) And I really wanted to give everypony something for sticking with me this entire time. Currently: I’ve made 539 posts, I have 1,539 messages in my inbox, and a whopping 2,973 followers! I love you all like my own children who I um…don’t want to have any sort of sexual relations with~, and I’m happy to be your mother! ^ _^ Also, Happy Birthday Lexxi (even though it’s not for another 4hrs!) I have a  "special" cake for you that you’ll definitely want more of. ;)

*blushing* Th-thanks, Mom! You’re too kind! ^ ///^  Helloooo everyone it’s meee Lexxilicious! For real thank you guys SO much for following me for so long. It’s funny, everyone things I’m a total sexy beast when yall haven’t even seen me yet! Currently on MY blog I have 1,832 messages, 1,103 posts, and 971 followers. You guys are the fucking greatest, and you’ve not only been following me like an average blog, but you’ve been supporting me all year through all of the tough times I’d been through (exams, asshole boys, deaths, letdowns, loss of money, anxiety ect.) I try my hardest to give everyone something in return, but I seem to be gaining more and more followers every day and there’s too many of you!  @ _@ 

Just like Elaina, I love you all like a big sister who toootally doesnt want to have any sort of sexual relations with you all.  Keep an eye out for the next game I’m going to be in (the Vinyl x Neon one) AND there’s actually another animation I’m going to be in which I’ll give more deets about as it progresses. :3

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