**Headphones** So these eggs are 1000% organic (like seriously, they JUST came off the farm, as you can see by the dirt on one of them) Don’t worry, I gave them a good scrubbing before frying them up with the bacon!

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**Headphones** So these eggs are 1000% organic (like seriously, they JUST came off the farm, as you can see by the dirt on one of them) Don’t worry, I gave them a good scrubbing before frying them up with the bacon!
Headphones are REQUIRED. ;)
….now to seriously go get some milk. BUTTON DRANK IT ALL! > n<