April Fools everypony, I’m not really disowning my hyperactive son. He may be a handful sometimes, but he’s keeping my life as interesting as I want it to be. Daily exotic dancing could never give me what I have now. :)

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April Fools everypony, I’m not really disowning my hyperactive son. He may be a handful sometimes, but he’s keeping my life as interesting as I want it to be. Daily exotic dancing could never give me what I have now. :)
Every day after I had Button, I’ve had to hear “Mom my head is stuck in the toilet again!” and “Moooom I don’t think I should’ve eaten this!” and “MOM!! IT DOESNT FIT!” The colt is a royal headache and I’ve decided to knock him out, put him in a baby basket, and leave him on the front porch of a fire station hoping they’ll adopt him. I will be going back to my old exciting life as a dancer. I miss the ol’ spotlight. ;)
~Shh, don’t tell button my plan’s though. It’s all gonna happen tomorrow, and I’ll be free once again!
Anon Said: "You and chryssi should sing a song together.“
Song: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PKd5ni-LA7w
Anon asked: That was a pretty good impresion of Button! Where’d you learn that??
Anon Asked: “What’s your stance on the boy that was being bullied for his MLP backpack?”
Anon Asked: “have u heard about that elementary school boy what was told to not wear is my little pony back pack because it triggered bullying?”
Anon Asked:
Could you say “Happy birthday, sweetie”. Thanks
ask-yam-yam asked
so Ms Mash where are you from? y donde aprendiste español? eres bastante buena ^-^
Translation: “I was required to learn it in school because alot of natives were moving to Ponyville, and the teachers thought it would be a good idea.”

Anon asked:
waaaiiitt!! habla espanol?? I thought you only spoke humgonian! o__o
Anon asked: So are you ready for spring Ms. Elaina?