Friend’s Facebook Status: “That moment u feel lika grown up cause you eating cheesecake b4 you eat ya vegetables”
My Comment: “Ah, but what if the fact that you’re even thinking about surpassing childhood by proving to yourself that you can eat whatever at any time means that you haven’t grown up yet? A real grown up would think about dietary pros and cons, and wouldn’t set foot near a cheesecake until they feel they should be rewarded for their good nutritional behavior. In other words, EAT YO DAMN VEGGIES U MALNOURISHED MOFO!!


