Went to my first spa today and got a back, leg, foot, and scalp massage. My body…feels like snakes…but like, the good kind. I could only afford 30 minutes, but it was amazzinnngggg and I’m super relaxed…. Wanna know a secret….? I’m secretly turned on by massages, especially when it involves my feet or head. (like i could seriously feel my clit swelling during the foot massage..omg.)
Problem is, my body is detoxing right now, so I’m feeling kind of sick. When you get a proper massage, it flushes the toxins out of you and according to the masseuse, i should have flu-like symptoms for a bit as the toxins are coming out.



