Friend(who’s been smoking for 15 years):“Psh, I can quit smoking whenever I feel like it.”
Me: “So you’re just gonna let that cancer eat you out like a starving lesbian, huh?”

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Friend(who’s been smoking for 15 years):“Psh, I can quit smoking whenever I feel like it.”
Me: “So you’re just gonna let that cancer eat you out like a starving lesbian, huh?”