when you look in the mirror in the morning and you’re thinking “ugh I’m so ugly” Here’s what you do:
Take your hands and stretch your face out in the most hideous way possible, and look back into the mirror. Gasp in revoltion at how horrendous you look, then let go and let your face snap back to normal. Now be happy that you don’t look like that previous creature (unless your face got stuck…in which case, sorry.)


