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“Sexy” conquers the gut!!

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So I’ve gotten a bunch of messages in the past from people saying things like “No one will love me because I’m fat” and “Girls always want men with ripped muscles and not a fat lard like me.” I don’t agree with this. I think there are some things WAY more important that would sway the average woman’s decision: clout, confidence, humor, talent, sociability, kindheartedness ect. All of these are INCREDIBLY important and can aid in the ideal image of “sexy.” 

Pictured: Gabriel Igesias


The word “sexy” in itself should be based on perspective, not societal views. When you wake up in the morning, you shouldn’t say “Ugh, me and my gut look like shit today” you should look in the mirror, put on a kissy face, and say something like “Hey good lookin! Who looks sexy today?  *points* You!” Sounds cheesy, but you do what you need to do to to get that confidence up, because THATS what will help you be sexy as fuck. Go play your guitar, go sing a song, go be a leader at a pep rally, go do some comedy bits on stage, go be a kindhearted goofy dad figure, go walk a tiny dog at a park (chicks love big dudes with tiny dogs for some reason). Whatever it is that you do, smile while you’re doing it! 

I got this mindset from my sister who has PCOS and has been overweight her whole life. This is actually what inspired her to be a beautician and make-up artist (very much a Rarity figure who always looks on the bright side like Pinkie). Throughout her life, she’s made “fat” look sexy with her motivational speaking, humor, and kindheartedness.

Some overweight guys Lexxi would gladly go on a date with: Ruben Studdard, Kevin James, Jack Black, John Travolta, Jerry Ferrara, Gabriel Igesias, and whoever this guy is!! LOOK HOW METAL HE LOOKS!!