1.5M ratings
277k ratings

See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
asklalalexxi

Sex in a nutshell

asklalalexxi

I’ve wished this so many times in my life. I really REALLY wish people would be more accepting of the multitude of fetishes that surround us every day. Milfs, incest, amputee, farts, watersports, feet, ect. It’s really not fair for people to judge somepony based on what gets them off in the bedroom. If it’s not unwillingly hurting anyone, then I believe it shouldn’t matter! 

Actually the whole biological concept of sex is pretty sick itself if you think about it:  “Come here baby, lemme stick the smelly organ I use to pee into the soggy wrinkly opening where a fetus and sometimes fish-smelling blood comes out. Then lemme use my germ-infested tongue to slobber all over the place where you pee from, even though you most likely didn’t have time to shower before this, and you probably peed an hour before I stuck my tongue here. Also I’m proooobably going to give you a yeast infection later due to the mixture of unidentifiable juices coating these sensitive areas. Why stop there? Next I’ll use this same saliva-vaggie-juice tongue to lick the interior of your asshole, which, again, you most likely didn’t wash immediately beforehand because you just got off work and I couldn’t hold in my urge to dick something, so it’s probably sweaty and still partially being invaded by bits of feces and toilet paper clings. But wait THERE’S MOAR! I’m gonna use my sweaty, man-meat that was just inside your salty babymaker to force its way into this dung covered opening, encountering more yummy shit inside because I was too horny to wait for you to use an enema. Oh wait, it wont fit after I got it wet earlier? I don’t have lube, so I’ll gather a huge wad of germy, vaggie, shit, soup in my mouth and spit it onto your asshole. Mouthwash? No time for that shit! I’m HORNY as fuck!  Finally lemme spray my warm, urine-infused, liquid into your mouth for your thousands of tastebuds to enjoy; maybe get some of it on your face so you’ll discover it in a few hours as it peels off.”

^ this is all acceptable but god forbid someone rolls in with a foot fetish!! LIKE EWWWWWW FEEEEEET!!!!!!!!