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Back from the Endoscopy place and…

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The infection is GONE!!! It’s 100% GONE!! (No this isn’t an April Fools joke!!!)  

I got wheeled out of the room and they said “Everything’s all clear now, aside from some of the swelling in your esophagus, which is probably the pain been feeling. You don’t have to take anymore anti-fungal medications.” They said the nausea and acid reflux that’s been waking me up every morning has been due to anxiety (which paaaaaart of me still thinks is a load of booty, but we’ll see in a few weeks.)

My throat and chest currently feel like I swallowed a cow because of how wide they had to open my esophagus; started at 14mm then increased to 17mm. (insert joke about how wide of a cock I can shove down there.) Ice cream shall solve this sore problem for a bit. Other than that, the only thing I have left to do is go to the speech therapist tomorrow to re-learn how to swallow without fear. YA KNOW! If by a miraculous miracle I actually DO eat normally by the end of tomorrow, my April 2nd End of Lent Theory will still stand. I doubt it though, something like this can’t be learned in 24hrs. Not rushing it though! I’M GETTING BETTER PEOPLE!!! And that jar of Vegemite? Yeaaahh it’s gonna be destroyed with a baseball bat.