omegasnake asked:
Miss Mash, I bet you wouldn't want someone like me to play with, I am 26 years old and still a 100% Virgin, absolutely no experience, never even kissed a girl. anyway, sorry for wasting ur time.
*crosses leg over knee* Then why on earth did you message me? Just a tip, I don’t mind virginity and no experience, but the minute a stallion comes off as “Woe is me, i’m useless. I just waste everyone’s time cause I’m a loser. I’m gonna go cry in a corner” then that’s OBVIOUSLY what puts a gal off.


