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For those who don’t have a special somepony this year, here’s something you should very well try!
How to Make Your V-Day Waifu
1 ½ cups of sugar
2 tablespoons of sass
2 cups of dat ass
4 ½ cups of generosity
¼ teaspoon of dominance
8 cups of...

For those who don’t have a special somepony this year, here’s something you should very well try! 

How to Make Your V-Day Waifu

1 ½ cups of sugar 
2 tablespoons of sass
2 cups of dat ass
4 ½ cups of generosity
¼ teaspoon of dominance
8 cups of everlasting yearn

Preheat oven to 450 degrees. Mix in sugar and sass in a large bowl (the dough will expand to fill the bowl). Then mix in dat ass, generosity, and dominance (there is only a small amount of dominance, don’t go overboard.) Slowly add the everlasting yearn 1 cup at a time. Once the dough sticks to the spoon, hand knead it with soft touches, letting it slip between your fingers. Cover the bowl with plastic wrap and set aside for 20min as it rises. 

Once it has risen, roll the dough flat on flour covered parchment paper. Cut out the shape you want your waifu to be and place the shape on a pan. Shove the pan in the preheated oven and wait 3-4 hours. When you open the oven, make sure you are wearing heat protective clothing, for your waifu will jump out of the oven into your arms. 

Happy Valentine’s/Hearts and Hooves Day! :)

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You’re not alone in the trust issue department. There are MILLIONS of ponies like you who feel as though everypony is out to get them. Like, they don’t want to risk putting all of their eggs into one basket (if that makes any sense!) If you keep this in mind and realize that they’re most likely just as scared as you are to reach out, then they most likely wouldn’t hurt you because they’re just looking for the same thing in life; somepony they can trust. Start off slowly and try to give them an initial chance before you judge them. Oh dear, I hope all of this makes sense. Mommy has some trouble explaining things coherently sometimes. > .<