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sweet-thrills asked:

So Lexxi, what's it like having an ask blog? Is it everything you had imagined? Or is it more or less?

asklalalexxi answered:

It’s very odd….but in a good way. Like getting your first sensual back massage from a lesbian.

It feels really weird going from someone who no one knew about to some sort of “vocal goddess.” <—-taken from what a follower told me when I first showed up. I really like seeing that people are actually enjoying my presence, ya know? At the same time I get to do one of the things I love, doing silly voices. *incredibly gay cute giggling*

At the same time though, I do feel a bit overwhelmed sometimes because I feel like I have to answer all the questions I get (cause I like satisfying people.) This is why on Skype I rarely show up online; I just end up getting way too many messages at once, and I feel bad when I cant conversate with everyone. It PEEVES me even more when some come to me saying “Why don’t you ever talk to me?? You must hate me!!” 

Here’s a screenshot of my inbox: 

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Yeeaahh, this is another instance in life where I wish there was at least 100 of me. So everyone can have their own personal Lexxi. *in Oprah voice* ”You get a Lexxi! You get a Lexxi! EVERYONE gets a Lexxi!!!” 

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Pllleeasse if you’re a minor following me

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One of my friends came to me with a serious issue about how he was now on the registered sex offenders list because a 17 year old girl he knew texted him nudes of herself without him wanting it. That was enough evidence against him to put him on the black list, and it wont expire for the next 15 years. 

I know you all are tooooootally honest people, but I should stress anyway. If you’re NOT 18 or older, PLEASE don’t send me anything, or even follow my blogs.

I absolutely loved Saturday’s episode because it was incredibly relatable, and it addresses an actual societal issue in the most innocent way possible. It shows how just because you have a different style of learning (that some may even find odd) doesn’t mean you’re stupid. ALL children need to learn this, as well as some adults who grew up believing this concept.

Also, rapping Pinkie was a nice little early 90’s throwback. The way they included the blurred filter replicating the old music video format was brilliant. :)

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when you look in the mirror in the morning and you’re thinking “ugh I’m so ugly” Here’s what you do:

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Take your hands and stretch your face out in the most hideous way possible, and look back into the mirror. Gasp in revoltion at how horrendous you look, then let go and let your face snap back to normal. Now be happy that you don’t look like that previous creature (unless your face got stuck…in which case, sorry.)