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Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
asklalalexxi
asklalalexxi:
“ $10 for SFW Personalized Lexxi Commissions!
Okay so I’m currently bored and no one around my area is hiring cause damn high schoolers keep stealin all the jobs, so lemme do a few quick commissions for you all until I get hired...
asklalalexxi

$10 for SFW Personalized Lexxi Commissions!

Okay so I’m currently bored and no one around my area is hiring cause damn high schoolers keep stealin all the jobs, so lemme do a few quick commissions for you all until I get hired somewhere, ON ONE CONDITION that will probably make you groan with the sadness of 1000 baby pandas. 

Lemme explain. I just wrote a post earlier about how the lack of privacy in my house prevents me from doing the sorts of commissions that you all most likely want me to do. :( Sooo if there’s anything SFW through PG-13 you would like me to say, I could do those. (ex. personalized messages, ringtones, head-canon dialogue…..)

Voices Available:
Button’s Mom 
Rainbow Dash
Fluttershy 
Applejack 
Queen Chrysalis
That horrible Big Mac voice 

**Yes I can sing too!**

Criteria!!!

>Must write your own script to give me 
>Can’t be too long
>Mix in whatever characters you want as long as it’s around 30-32 seconds or less. 

Can also read SFW-PG13 fics (cost depending on how long it is)

**MESSAGE ME ON TUMBLR since I’m more likely to see it quicker than skype**

When I saw this, I teared up, not of laughter (well maybe a litttle bit of laughter cause I imagined Tamaki from Ouran High School reading it), but of relief because a big shot voice actor like him is able to read something like this and not have his reputation messed up.

THIS is what I like to see so I feel better about myself! ^ __^

vic mignogna adult audio story narration voiceover
notchwolf
strayhooves:
“ rocketraptor:
“ sunibee:
“ I wonder if a history of lewd art might really hold me back one day from working on cartoons or something. stuff like this is why i spurge out. but in the end I just abandon all my hopes and dreams and come...
sunibee

I wonder if a history of lewd art might really hold me back one day from working on cartoons or something. stuff like this is why i spurge out. but in the end I just abandon all my hopes and dreams and come back.

Maybe I should commit sudoku.

rocketraptor

We all feel this way, just make sure to keep your adult and portfolio work separate. Some people use different names, some people never post their porn at all. But I think everyone has drawn something adult in the end! That’s the fun of drawing, you can draw everything you want. And without that freedom, for me there is no point to draw anymore.

strayhooves

There are a ton of famous cartoonists that drew fucked up shit at some point though. The guy who created Superman for one: used to draw bondage/fetish stuff. Professionally it’s obviously a concern, but don’t let it get to you ethically. People are people.

Anonymous asked:

Do you do audio commissions?

I’m thinkin’ bout it, don’t entirely know what you guys would want, aside from the obvious. But I can’t do “the obvious” as often as I want since I’m stuck living with my parents again where I have no privacy. Mom walked in on me doing “the voice” once and she just shook her head and left. If I want to do “the obvious” I would have to wait til my parents left. 

HOWEVER if you want a commission that isn’t “the obvious” I can happily start doing those! In fact, let me make a post on it……. ~Lexxi~

audio commissions
cloperella
cloperella:
“ slugbox:
“ bonusjosh:
“ thedeedeedee:
“ nanasharkwolf:
“ raikissu:
“ getonthelizard:
“ effyeahpegasister:
“ Minecraft. You’re some blocky person that punches trees made out of pixels and you kill dead people, spiders, and giant green...
effyeahpegasister

Minecraft. You’re some blocky person that punches trees made out of pixels and you kill dead people, spiders, and giant green penises that blow up

getonthelizard

Dead Space. You’re an engineer, and your dead girlfriend is clingy and attacks you.

raikissu

Shadow of the Colossus. You’re this little guy running around in this empty space looking for these giants to kill, just to revive your dead girlfriend lolz

nanasharkwolf

sonic Riders: Hedgehogs and birds racing on flying skateboards.

thedeedeedee

Bulletstorm, you shoot people and do tricks by kicking and hitting them with a glowing stick

bonusjosh

Resident Evil 4, You travel to the boondocks to find a whiny bitch only to end up infected as a hooker in red attempts to save your life.

slugbox

You pay a dollar to listen to crap J-Pop from some fluorescent light lined speakers. Jump around like an idiot too. In public. Don’t forget deodorant. Then you put more money in.

cloperella

Devil May Cry 3
You’re some whiny half-demon emo who wants his mommy. You walk around some tower until demons show up and shoot them like a coward unless they get close to you, forcing you to blindly wave your weapons until they feel pity for you and kill themselves to save themselves the trouble. Also your brother is voiced by that power ranger no one remembers.  

askbuttonsmom

Kingdom Hearts: It’s up to 2 underage teens to fight off something that could potentially destroy the universe. They are only motivated to do this because of a cardboard cutout love interest who plays no other role than to be the damsel in distress. Oh, let’s not forget that one of these teens is traveling with 2 anthropomorphic animals; a psychopath duck and a sharp-as-a-spoon canine. The trio proceeds to use their magical love and friendship powers to fight off the baddies. Does it not seem weird to this kid that pantless ducks and 6ft dogs are interacting with him? Hm, guess it’s not the weirdest thing since their ship is made out of gummy bears that run on “smiles and no sad faces." 

Can’t wait to see what happens in the 3rd sequel that is set to release 12+ years after the original, but not before seeing the filler-games in between.

Source: mylittlefangirl kingdom hearts

Taking a Trip to Las Pegasus this week!

Ahh~ it’s always nice to get away once in a while. So the family and I are spending this week in Las Pegasus for some family fun time! I dont know if I’ll have internet while I’m there, hence why I’m telling you now. If I don’t, then I’ll see you all next week and I’ll be sure to tell you how my trip was! :)

Yo. Vegas. Let’s do this shit. Kinda sucks that I’m going with my parents, so I can’t have as much fun as I want to, but it’s nice to travel every so often. Oh! I’m also stopping in L.A. for 1 day to see the rest of my family. Super excited to see my big sis again! If our hotel has free wi-fi that’d be nice. See yall! ^ _^ ~Lexxi~

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