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“ Attention!! HEY!! I SAID ATTENTION!
HUGE!!! Shout out to Joseph who donated $100 to my Patreon! That was seriously the greatest thing I woke up to (aside from the smell of bacon in the kitchen.) Thank you SO fucking much kind sir, and...
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Attention!! HEY!! I SAID ATTENTION!

HUGE!!! Shout out to Joseph who donated $100 to my Patreon! That was seriously the greatest thing I woke up to (aside from the smell of bacon in the kitchen.) Thank you SO fucking much kind sir, and I’ll be sure to give you everything I can if you throw me your Skype name! I never know how I can give back to the people who give me things, hence why I will sooometimes go over the top to repay people. > _>;

Like you said in your message to me, this will definitely help me out. Actually I’m about to tell my parents so I can see that look they give where they suspect that they’re wrong about the things I can accomplish if they’d give me a chance! 

Thanks again, dear sweet Joseph! *gives 100 kisses*

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Want to know the reason I’ve been frantically searching for a job in my field for the past few months? To keep my parents from saying "Welp. Looks like it’s time for you to work a 9-5 job just to make some money."

This has now happened, and they want me to work in retail…

When I do get a job...

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If you dont hear my voice for a while, then you’ll know why

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Also thank you new people for following me! I’m Lexxi and I voice the amazing Elaina Mash (Button’s Mom!) incase you didn’t already see from the last post. Rules: 1. Don’t be a dick 2. DON’T EVER SPELL MY NAME WRONG!!! L-E-X-X-I (consult past posts where people have done just that.) 3. I update...

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Woke up this morning to 72 messages in my box directed to Lexxi. LEXXI! GET YOUR OWN MAILBOX! D:<

So it’s been about a year since I started this blog after I voiced Tiarawhy’s “Button’s Milf Quest” game (Click here to play it!!) And I really wanted to give everypony something for sticking with me this entire time. Currently: I’ve made 539 posts, I have 1,539 messages in my inbox, and a whopping 2,973 followers! I love you all like my own children who I um…don’t want to have any sort of sexual relations with~, and I’m happy to be your mother! ^ _^ Also, Happy Birthday Lexxi (even though it’s not for another 4hrs!) I have a  "special" cake for you that you’ll definitely want more of. ;)

*blushing* Th-thanks, Mom! You’re too kind! ^ ///^  Helloooo everyone it’s meee Lexxilicious! For real thank you guys SO much for following me for so long. It’s funny, everyone things I’m a total sexy beast when yall haven’t even seen me yet! Currently on MY blog I have 1,832 messages, 1,103 posts, and 971 followers. You guys are the fucking greatest, and you’ve not only been following me like an average blog, but you’ve been supporting me all year through all of the tough times I’d been through (exams, asshole boys, deaths, letdowns, loss of money, anxiety ect.) I try my hardest to give everyone something in return, but I seem to be gaining more and more followers every day and there’s too many of you!  @ _@ 

Just like Elaina, I love you all like a big sister who toootally doesnt want to have any sort of sexual relations with you all.  Keep an eye out for the next game I’m going to be in (the Vinyl x Neon one) AND there’s actually another animation I’m going to be in which I’ll give more deets about as it progresses. :3

Original Song: “I’d Like to Teach the World to Fap” by Zone-Tan

Donate if you want (Just not a HUGE amount!) : https://www.paypal.com/us/cgi-bin/webscr?cmd=_flow&SESSION=IWgqQAQzsP4UnF_5OGhdmay7q_K96wNaVPIBU-sWz491HEruM10tBV58OBS&dispatch=5885d80a13c0db1f8e263663d3faee8dae318ac9ffd6aa6b72a490566890f82e

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