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Just heard Button screaming from his room

Mommy instinct had me there in 2 shakes of a dragon’s tail. When I tried to approach him, he turned away and told me not to come near him. This puzzled me. I questioned this behavior, and his response was that he didn’t want his dream to become reality. With a worried look, I walked over to him and scooped him into my arms. I could tell he was trying to hold back his frightened tears.

“Button, it’s okay, sweetheart.” I said warmly, “Tell mommy what happened in this nightmare." 

He looked up at me and cried out,

"You beat me at Mares of War in front of the entire video game club at school!!!! It was AWFUL!!!”

I rolled my eyes and went back to my room, letting my plot shut the door on the way out. -___-

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Anonymous asked:

Is that the end of Who is Lalalexxi then?

asklalalexxi answered:

Not for those who STILL can’t put 2 and 2 together. I mean, that last post was the SIMPLEST thing I could POSSIBLY do! YOU GUYS HAD ONE JOB!!!! D:« 

For those who don’t know, you can call my last post about the youtube comment the final “Who is LalaLexxi” clue. Thanks for playing and I’m uber proud of you if you figured me out before this point. I told you I don’t look like my adorable OC.

Now you all know that I’m not just sitting on my butt doing nothing if I’m not posting any audios to tumblr for a while. I have another life as a professional voiceover artist (in training) who’s been voicing animations and anime parodies for 10 years now. This summer while I was in LA, I was trained by Richard Horvitz (the voice of Invader Zim) and Tony Oliver from Bang Zoom Entertainment anime studios. I’ve voiced in AT LEAST 100 projects over the years, and by opening this blog and Ask Button’s Mom, I sort of had a break from the goody-two-shoes SFW material and realized that I have some talent on this side of voiceover.

Sorry to everyone for lying about my experience level (saying that I’d never voice acted before the clop game), but as you could imagine I was terrified in the beginning about what would happen to my career if people figured out that I’d been voicing a smexy horse. However, through a year of encouragement from other voice actors, friends, my acting teacher, and even Richard Horvitz, I was convinced that it doesn’t matter what you voice, because all of it is acting. It’s a role, a character, a being that isn’t you. My acting teacher told me this Monday “When you’re standing on that stage, you’re no longer Amber, you’re Sally queen of the biker whores.” Mr. Horvitz told me “Don’t act like a character, BE that character.” 

Sooooo. I’m Button’s Mom and LalaLexxi, and if anyone has a problem with it, they can take it up with THOSE characters, and not that bitch Foxy. ;)

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 As far as you all know, I’m still “Lexxi” (and dont you FUCKING spell it wrong!!) and everything posted on this blog is Lexxi. I still plan to keep both accounts separate to avoid youtube harassment, if that’s cool. (even though I’m expecting some.)