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Thank you to this month’s patrons!! *howls like a sexy maiden*

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  • **Ryan H.  *gives top patron of the month ultra kiss*
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  • CSnowden
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  • Dax

Wow! I’ve gained quite a few of you!! WHERE DID ALL YOU FUCKERS COME FROM!!?? <3 <3  But seriously, i can NOT thank you enough! All of this will go to my piggy bank for the Get Lexxi the Fuck Out of Here Fund (AKA The Get Lexxi back to Cali to pursue voiceover classes to be the very best that no one ever was……fund.) 

I shall continue to be your sexy mistress and mommy for the time that I’m here. If Disney DOES decide to continue with my official employment (I should know by next week) , then you guys won’t have to throw any money at me because I’ll be on the ship and I wont be able to record. (I’d feel awful accepting money without providing entertainment and soaked boxers in return~) 

I love you guys…thank you for the support and always being up for sexy vocals! ;)

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gamewhiz14 asked:

Hello, Mrs. Mash. Just wanted to let you know that I recently took your relationship advice on how to shock your loved one and it most definitely worked! She was completely touched by it and said that she's really happy to have me as well! <3 While we've been together for a nice 6 Years, the advice really invigorated our relationship much more! Thank You very much! ^_^ PS: Let Button know that if he ever wants to impress a mare in his future life, he just needs to be himself.

Daaaaawwwww!!!!!! I’m so glad it worked for you hun!!!! (now just do the 2nd part of the audio at the very end, and you’ll be waifu of the year~ ;)

sephravenkey asked:

Just broke up with my girlfriend today of 5 months because I was unhappy did I make the right choice?

I say yes IF you were unhappy about the relationship and not unhappy about something petty that you were just in a bad mood about for the day. 

It’s much better to tell someone the truth about how you feel in the relationship than to lead them on and “see where it goes”. I personally don’t believe in “love happens eventually” after you jump into a relationship. 

Anonymous asked:

tell me what do i do, my gf and I broke up but have stayed friends, we seperated and did not talk to each other for over a year, she reached out to me and we are now talking again, Im scared to tell her that i still love her because i dont want to lose her again, i do so much for her and I know I should just man the hell up and tell her but im still scared any advice?

This can go either direction….don’t man up and say anything yet…. Maybe the reason she reached back out to you was either 1. She had hopes that you didnt have feelings for her anymore. 2. She still has feelings for you and doesnt know how to approach you.

This is a tough one, but KEEP the communication open. Just be aware that there’s some things you may have to risk. 

tipoftheicebrg asked:

So I took your advice, and gif damn you have no idea how happy my girlfriend is right now. On top of that, I remembered I had bought a 2 necklace 8-bit heart that split in two for each person in the relationship (because we're both crazy gamers), and I gave her the half that said "player two" and her heart melted. So I just want to say thank you, Ms. Mash. What would we do without the best (and admittedly the hottest) gamer-mom ever?

I TOLD YA IT WORKS HUN! Women don’t expect their men to be as open about their love as women are. They’re usually so stern all the time~ It will REALLY make her day if you did this. ^__^