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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna

If you read this you HAVE to do 5 sit-ups OR crunches.

If you see this, you HAVE to do the above. You just thought about scrolling past this because you’re far too busy “being productive”, but if you do, it’s just gonna bother you until you do them. Slowly picking at your brain like a bad itch because you were that one wittle bitch who couldn’t do 5 wittle bitty sit-ups in their lazy spare time.

That’s okay, I knew you couldn’t do them anyway. Keep scrolling while thinking about the fat you could’ve burned. ;)

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Happy Thanksgiving Everypony!!

If you’re reading this then you’re not currently spending time with your family like you SHOULD be! Get off your soon to be chubby plot and go help your family cook the yummy meal! 

If your family isn’t around this Thanksgiving, just remember that wherever they may be, they’re still thinking about you. Be thankful for the ones who love you despite all of your flaws. Everyone has at least one person in mind. 

Oh, also when you’re sitting at the big dinner table with the rest of your family, tryyyyyyy to put up with that uncle that gets on your nerves with his cheesy jokes and his coin-behind-the-ear “magic” tricks. ^ __ ^

Now I’m going back to cooking! Button absolutely loves my famous double stuffed baked potatoes. :)

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Went out to get snacks, played some video games..then had a bit of fun since there was 5 years of tension in our bodies. ;3

If this is the kind of skills they teach you on the team, then sign me uppp~

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THAT WONDERBOLT HAS NO WINGS! ITS A MIRACLE I TELL YOU! EARTH...

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He actually lost his wings in accident where he saved some of his teammates. He’s still on the team because they honor him for his bravery and quick thinking. They all chipped in to build him a pair of prosthetic wings to keep him soaring. Salute him for his persistence, because most would’ve given up. :)

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Everyone should buy my son’s CD!! One of his songs, “The Rhyme”, is being featured on a radio station in his area and is being played in schools as an anti-bullying campaign. Theres only a few CDs left and it’s for a good cause! (He’s even signing them!)

If you dont want the physical CD, you can always download the whole album for just $5. Come ooooon, you’d pay me $5 to wave my plot in your face, now use that 5 to show him some love too (er, not in the same manner…)  ;)

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