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Back from the Endoscopy place and…

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The infection is GONE!!! It’s 100% GONE!! (No this isn’t an April Fools joke!!!)  

I got wheeled out of the room and they said “Everything’s all clear now, aside from some of the swelling in your esophagus, which is probably the pain been feeling. You don’t have to take anymore anti-fungal medications.” They said the nausea and acid reflux that’s been waking me up every morning has been due to anxiety (which paaaaaart of me still thinks is a load of booty, but we’ll see in a few weeks.)

My throat and chest currently feel like I swallowed a cow because of how wide they had to open my esophagus; started at 14mm then increased to 17mm. (insert joke about how wide of a cock I can shove down there.) Ice cream shall solve this sore problem for a bit. Other than that, the only thing I have left to do is go to the speech therapist tomorrow to re-learn how to swallow without fear. YA KNOW! If by a miraculous miracle I actually DO eat normally by the end of tomorrow, my April 2nd End of Lent Theory will still stand. I doubt it though, something like this can’t be learned in 24hrs. Not rushing it though! I’M GETTING BETTER PEOPLE!!! And that jar of Vegemite? Yeaaahh it’s gonna be destroyed with a baseball bat.

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Anonymous said:Haven’t heard from ya in a while.. Too busy boning the ladies to respond?

Anonymous said:Hey Button, where’ve you been?


Anonymous said:Hey Button, where’ve you been?

For Mom (http://asklalalexxi.tumblr.com/)

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I love you too, sweetheart <3 Now while I’m gone, it’s your job to be the lady of the house. Keep your father and Gibson OUT of the snack jar until they’ve done their chores. Make sure to help make dinner just the way I showed you (dont forget your little pink apron!) And just make sure to keep everypony satisfied…yes, even the stallions who just happen to visit every so often looking for me. Make me proud while I’m gone, honey! :)

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“Damnit!! Has it really been a month already?? Ugh, it feels like I haven’t been doing anything with this blog this month to deserve this from you guys cause I’ve been so fucked up!
Thank you SO much to my patrons this month (**hat tip...
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Damnit!! Has it really been a month already?? Ugh, it feels like I haven’t been doing anything with this blog this month to deserve this from you guys cause I’ve been so fucked up! 

Thank you SO much to my patrons this month (**hat tip to Michael and Joshua for being top patrons. I may not feel well, but I’d still give you both reach-arounds!) Also thank you to the people who donated to me randomly when I went to the ER. This month, I’m using your proceedings to pay for any follow up medical appointments I’ll need, and buy my parents dinner for a night for them spending so much money on me to take me to the ER TWICE. 

I’LL HAVE MORE AUDIOS UP FOR YOU GUYS SOON AS LONG AS THIS MEDICINE STARTS WORKING! :)

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um..yes…please dont record into the microphone while you’re still projectile vomiting, sweetie. > n>