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Bronycon “Mommy Meetup” Friday @ 3PM in…wherever the main lobby is!!

Hi everypony! Some of you who are going to Bronycon wanted to meet me, I figured setting a time where I wont be running around with my head chopped off would work!! So FRIDAY @ 3PM I’ll be stationary long enough to meet you guys! If you don’t see me around the con (even though I stick out like a big, red, bowed, thumb) that time would be the best time to see me! I dont know how the convention hall looks, but I assume theres a main lobby somewhere. Look for a chick in a somewhat sexy Applebloom cosplay.

Swing by and say hi! Ask me stuff! Give me hugs! Let me sign your forehead! Just don’t stalk me afterwards….I had a problem with that at Babscon… Other than that, come see me! ^__~

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“*passes out*
Oh gawd, making Love Nectar is alot harder than I thought… x___x
So I could only fill to where the bubbles start, so about 5ml. Mixed in a bit of water and mineral oil to keep from drying. Look good? What else could i put...
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*passes out*

Oh gawd, making Love Nectar is alot harder than I thought… x___x

So I could only fill to where the bubbles start, so about 5ml. Mixed in a bit of water and mineral oil to keep from drying. Look good? What else could i put in it? I have red, blue, and pink available too. $20 if you want one, (maybe if there isn’t a super high demand my poor liquid love cave can get a chance to rest x___x)

BRONYCON PEOPLE!!! So, if you’re one of those blind motherbuckers who will never see me walking around the con, on Friday and Saturday night I’ll be RIGHT in front of your face!!
I’ve been given the honor of being one of your Masters of Ceremonies on...
BRONYCON PEOPLE!!!

So, if you’re one of those blind motherbuckers who will never see me walking around the con, on Friday and Saturday night I’ll be RIGHT in front of your face!!

I’ve been given the honor of being one of your Masters of Ceremonies on stage during Bronypalooza! I’ll be prepping up the crowd and being as charming and cuddly as humanly possible (I maaay be in cosplay too if they allow me~)

So here’s what you guys should do if you go to this kickass event. I’ll most likely say some sort of hat tip to acknowledge the “lexxi” fans. Just shout as loud as you can to be supportive! Make. Mommy. Proud~ ;)

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“ To those that are going to BronyCon 2016 be sure to look out for these! If all goes as planned, look for our Applebloom in cosplay there! She and a few helpers will distribute the cards!
The card art is done by me while...
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To those that are going to BronyCon 2016 be sure to look out for these!  If all goes as planned, look for our Applebloom in cosplay there! She and a few helpers will distribute the cards!

The card art is done by me  while the card back and borders are done by Neko-Me!

https://www.patreon.com/posts/5803656

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Reblogging because Applebloom cosplayer is gonna be a sexy beast ;3

So it’s not a mac. However i do have some decent i5 HP elite book laptops i could send you to use as a temp until you can get a new mac. On top of that i work at a computer recycling shop and we actually have a really nice 17inch macbook atm. Its a core i7 with 12GB RAM a 1TB SSHD and dedicated ATI GPU. Currently sitting at $1225. I get 20% off as an employee and i would be more than happy to pass that savings onto you if you happen to live anywhere near Seattle. (keeping in mind i count as far as Portland “near”) you have provided lots of entertainment to me so its tge least i could do.

That’s a pretty good price. However I’m worried that I won’t be able to get the Apple Care protection plan on it, especially if it’s not new. Plus the shop is located in Seattle, so if there is a warranty, there’s no place local for me to use the warranty to get it fixed if it breaks down. I need that kind of security so it can last me another 7yrs :(

Computer Update 6/18

Just checked with my parents in the off chance that they’d help me buy another Mac. Of course I got a “No, you gotta figure it out.” Well then, they can’t say no if I decide to strip tease to get the money. But that’s if worse comes to worse. I can’t get a job around here to make money because I’d be leaving the area within a few weeks if I pass either interviews…

I’ll probably sell some stuff lying around. I have various random objects and clothing. I’ll post some things I can part with.

If you want to donate
My PayPal is Lalalexxi3000@gmail.com

Thank you everyone for the words of encouragement. I’ll get out of this shit sooner or later. I’ll keep in touch on my phone.

laptop help
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“It died….and it took everything with it..
My MacBook had a good 7yr run. But within the past 2yrs it’s just been slowly dying, starting with the webcam to the keyboard. Tonight the hard drive just decided it can’t run anymore and bam,...
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It died….and it took everything with it..

My MacBook had a good 7yr run. But within the past 2yrs it’s just been slowly dying, starting with the webcam to the keyboard. Tonight the hard drive just decided it can’t run anymore and bam, black screen of death.

I have some photos and audios saved on Drive, but all of my documents and family videos: my resumes, cover letters, interview notes, and every essay I’d ever written, I stupidly never remembered to back up. I’m praying hard that the harddrive can be taken out and backed up somewhere, but I’m more worried about being able to find another affordable Mac that won’t die in less than a year. Yes it has to be a Macbook Pro because of the things I use for video and audio editing, plus some employers I’ve applied to actually require I own one to perform their tasks; Like Pro Tools.

Those who’ve given to my patreon for the “Get Lexxi the Fuck Out Fund”, I’m gonna have to postpone the move-out to afford a new laptop. If I don’t have my computer, I can’t record audio for you guys or any animations. Also, no computer means no Skype interview with these 2 employers coming up next month (it’s considered unprofessional to interview from a phone cam.)

My emergency savings isn’t as much as I need it to be for this and it may take a while for mommy to give you your sexy voice fix again…..so don’t be angry with me.

If you want to help, and you have SPARE change lying around, like change you’re easily willing to part with, feel free to donate. If not, that’s cool, I still love you for continuing to follow me. I don’t like asking for money. PayPal: Lalalexxi3000@gmail.com Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/TheFoxyVox?ty=h