Yawning pelican. [imgur]

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Not in this pussy!!! Nigga gon leave a crater I wanna live thanks send me krillin
Hello Lexxi. After all the Time with your Sexy Voice and your Foreplay Punishment I I had this Picture of you in my Mind and would like to share it with you. Artist: Siberwar. Hope you like it.
I hope it´s not on an awkward Time to send it to you after all the Trouble of your Health.
Oh…my…dearest…. I think we have ourselves a new PF picture. Jesuz fuck~ <3 <3 The shading is PHENOMENAL! It really makes the leather look real! Like you could just jump into the page and glide your hands up my thighs and feel my soft skin and smooth leather squeaking under your fingertips ^ - ^ My tail looks beautiful too!! Very very nicely done!
Say hello to mechanically separated chicken. It’s what all fast-food chicken is made from—things like chicken nuggets and patties. Also, the processed frozen chicken in the stores is made from it.
Basically, the entire chicken is smashed and pressed through a sieve—bones, eyes, guts, and all. it comes out looking like this.
There’s more: because it’s crawling with bacteria, it will be washed with ammonia, soaked in it, actually. Then, because it tastes gross, it will be reflavored artificially. Then, because it is weirdly pink, it will be dyed with artificial color.
But, hey, at least it tastes good, right?
High five, America!
oh my god
bitch that’s the tubby custard machine

That’s how you make tubby custard? Well fuck.
this is why i don’t eat chicken that isn’t all natural, cage free, hormone free, antibiotic free, vegetarian fed blah blah blah.
LMAO That’s definitely from the Telly Tubbies.
Pink Slime is real, and it’s often used in school food (like chicken nuggets), but this is not pink slime. Pink slime looks nastier. Like chunky ice cream.
Remember how I said I was the voice of Applebloom in that April Fools video? This was an outtake.
YES LOVE THAT
I’m fucking dieing XD
So now everyone gets to hear how my little talk with Button went. I think he took it quite well… ^ - ^;
Button’s voice: Buttonmashthestache!
Song: “If You Were Gay” from Avenue Q