askgrandmasterbloodfang said:
Have you seen the trailers for the movie, Sausage party, Mrs mash?
Sausage Party trailer: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ReJOJR-DImU
crazinessofauto said:
“Yo, watch out! I hear Twilight Sparkle’s mom is movin’ in on your head-milf turf!”
askgrandmasterbloodfang said:
“Are you upset that summer is almost over?”
Am I a cool mom yet, youngsters? :)
You know it’s true.
RD: Psh, she had it comin’!

(Verse from Epic Pony Battles of History)
Requested by Shadyvox
Anonymous said
Hey my birthday is next mouth would you sing happy birthday to me in a seductive voice?
Outtake to make myself feel better when I had to record sad lines…. X’’B
Lyrics:
Please remember, I still think of you and I.
Tell me what does this all mean?
Are you even still there?
These circles do nothing.
And remember, I’ve been waiting.
Ever since this started aching.
Now we’re strangers, but I need you.
Oh, I wonder if you need me too.
…G-Granny….if you ever need to talk, hun, you know I’m here right…. .__.
1. It’s an incredibly stupid term.
2. It limits a talent’s ability to solely pony related content.
3. It’s become a term that’s sadly represented those who are unfavorable in this fandom.
I’m not horse famous. I don’t suck dick to get to “the top” of a fandom that won’t last forever. And the moment it’s gone, what would become of me? Would I die out or continue to try and fuck a dead horse? I am NOT going to die out the moment our horses fizzle out. I have bigger aspirations, and I REFUSE to allow myself to be put in the same category as a feeeew “horse famous” individuals (won’t name any, but alot of you know a few).
When you hear a few certain names in the “horse fame” posse, have you noticed that alot of the names are correlated to bad reputations? Think about it.
I don’t think I’ve made alot of enemies, and if I have, I’m either unaware of it, or I’d refused to take any unreasonable shit they threw at me. This is why I’m not bummed out anymore about the whole Jan thing. I loved his work the first moments I saw it, and I would’ve given anything to be apart of it. But when the moment of truth came and I was judged on background rather than the talent I possessed, I saw that this mayve not been the path set for me. He’s no enemy of mine cause I still love his work, we just don’t see eye to eye on how his character should be carried out.
Don’t call me “horse famous.” I’m always gonna be Foxy or Lexxi, and I won’t let a few subs and thumb ups into my pussy of skills change that.
Coming soon if I dont cry while singing…. ; __;
Original: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b1rvLsXpOH4
Art by: AskPinkiePyro
I’M NOT ELIEMONTY!
New mod for me! Figured it’s worth mentioning to you SFM lovers <3
Button is SO dead, this is why he’s Instinct scum. =______=
I’m wanting #HereComesApplejack to be a new hashtag~~~~~
I did that >_____>
Shadyvox sucking in his stream at Mario!!! ;C
askgrandmasterbloodfang said:
Would you beat Mrs. Cakes in a cooking competition?
While I’ve been waiting over a month for these 2 jobs I really want to get back at me (one of them contacted me last week saying I’m still on the list for their final interview), I decided that I still need to pay for student loans and shit. It’s not fun being totally broke. I didnt know what I would do because no job around would hire me and then I’d end up leaving shortly afterward. That’s not classy.
So a bud of mine contacted me about his job hiring delivery people that wouldnt need me all the time. I’m thinking like pizza or something. But turns out I’m delivering flowers in a brightly colored outfit to homes, companies, and funerals. (Going from “Have a sunshiny day!” to “Sorry for your loss..” in 10 seconds flat) I didnt even have to interview for this. They liked me immediately when I walked in, like I havent even started working yet and they already call me Bubbles. It’s really laid back and chill, so I think i’m gonna love it there.
Meanwhile my stupid parents who im living with are never satisfied and I figured they’d be happy to hear me tell them that I have a job, but they got on my ass for not asking specifically how much I would be paid.
Me: “Hey mom! I got a job now! I get to deliver flowers and read sappy cards and stuff!”
Mom: “How much they payin’ you?”
Me: “I…uh…forgot to ask. I was excited about getting a flexible job.”
Mom: *SHIT STORM*I’m not as excited about it as I was when I first walked in….I cant live here much longer or it’ll make my depression worse.
*writes down Mrs. Cakes name*
Excuse my poor Japanese pronunciation!! It’s been at least 10yrs since I’ve sung this~ X’D
Don’t judge me~ ;)
heartless-dragon said:
“Would you allow your son to date a female outside of his own species?(Inspired by WildeHopps in Zootopia)”
ask-darkwing-and-cobraheart said:
I sense a liking of system of a down?Mind singing a little more soad for us ms,mash?
Your singing is pretty good :)
Flashback for the new cummers
Late night fun with these 2 ;)
Image source: http://mileselectric.deviantart.com/art/AppleDash-379460302
Anon asked:
Cna you do somethin sexy for me bby?
Who says I’m not your real mother? <3 <3 <3

Source: https://matimus91-nsfw.tumblr.com/post/145843496896/bit-of-milf-to-brighten-up-your-day-june-theme
gamerfourlife64 said:
Mommy Dx can I have a hug?
ask-star-singer said:
Which swimsuit would you fit more in specifically?
gamer-budders said:
“A milf huh? I’ll give you a rutting like nopony ever has”
unicron1133 said:
So, what’s your thought on Changelings? Do you think they can really imitate EVERYTHING? *hint hint wink wink nudge nudge*
Sorry this is so late with the con being 4 days away and all! COME SEE ME AT 3PM FRIDAY IN THE LOBBY (apparently up some escalators!) This will be my first Bronycon :)
I’ll be the chick dressed as Applebloomers Applebloom