I became interested in this Fandom around Season 2, I kept watching MLP videos until I couldn't take it anymore, I started watching the series and I haven't stopped since. I discovered clop shortly after.
This fandom was explosive back in the day. Lots of good memories, and I still watch the show to this day. This might also be the fandom that got me into not fearing NSFW anything since I used to be afraid of porn due to a religious upbringing.
When and where were you when you started the fandom?? If you want to get specific, when and where were you when you discovered clop ;)
Other important topic…. if you have “snapped out” of it, when did it happen? Do you call yourself a “brony” anymore? (if you don’t, don’t be one of those who acts like you were never apart of all of this like Blackgryph0n. Accept that you were! ;)
Sooo L*xxy is back for a visit, and she’s explaining to me how to sing a certain song in the proper manner of singing...I’m sorry, the “fly” way of singing.
So I’m one of those firm believers of the cliche phrase “It’s better to have loved and lost than never loved at all.” I’ve been on both ends of a break up; getting set free and having to set others free. (notice the phrase “setting free” rather than “dumped”) Frankly, both ends suck horribly because you don’t want either to happen, but both parties know that not much can be done about it if they’ve tried.
(Now if the other party is a total bitch to you, then you’re probably walking on sunshine ready to drop their ass like a Hatsune Miku mixtape.)
As I was saaaaying, I tend to think of each relationship as gaining experience points. Think about it, can you think of a noticeable difference between yourself in your first relationship vs you in your most recent one? Hell, if this IS your first relationship, think about all the things you’re learning about yourself, the person you’re dating, what makes it all work, positives, and negatives. Even what I said the other day about not making someone the center of your universe could be learned during these stages. Sure, you could read about these relationship tips in Cosmo mags or on Mistress Lexxi’s page, but you’d never know about these things without experiencing them for yourself!
So what’s the point here? Let’s say you’re in a relationship and you and your partner have tried everything to keep each other satisfied, but in the end you two end up not really being the love of each others lives. When it’s over, do you regress back to your previous naive stage or do you move forward with new knowledge? Think of it as you and your ex-other half packing mental suitcases with facts, preferences, red flags, ect. You’re packing your inventory with concepts that will boost your character’s XP!
So do NOT say “I just got dumped” or “I dumped my girl/guy”. Say “We both just leveled up!”
So I’ve gotten a bunch of messages in the past from people saying things like “No one will love me because I’m fat” and “Girls always want men with ripped muscles and not a fat lard like me.” I don’t agree with this. I think there are some things WAY more important that would sway the average woman’s decision: clout, confidence, humor, talent, sociability, kindheartedness ect. All of these are INCREDIBLY important and can aid in the ideal image of “sexy.”
Pictured: Gabriel Igesias
The word “sexy” in itself should be based on perspective, not societal views. When you wake up in the morning, you shouldn’t say “Ugh, me and my gut look like shit today” you should look in the mirror, put on a kissy face, and say something like “Hey good lookin! Who looks sexy today? *points* You!” Sounds cheesy, but you do what you need to do to to get that confidence up, because THATS what will help you be sexy as fuck. Go play your guitar, go sing a song, go be a leader at a pep rally, go do some comedy bits on stage, go be a kindhearted goofy dad figure, go walk a tiny dog at a park (chicks love big dudes with tiny dogs for some reason). Whatever it is that you do, smile while you’re doing it!
I got this mindset from my sister who has PCOS and has been overweight her whole life. This is actually what inspired her to be a beautician and make-up artist (very much a Rarity figure who always looks on the bright side like Pinkie). Throughout her life, she’s made “fat” look sexy with her motivational speaking, humor, and kindheartedness.
Some overweight guys Lexxi would gladly go on a date with: Ruben Studdard, Kevin James, Jack Black, John Travolta, Jerry Ferrara, Gabriel Igesias, and whoever this guy is!! LOOK HOW METAL HE LOOKS!!
I can definitely say that this year has been…interesting. It’s had its ups and super downs. But I’m REALLY happy I made it through all that’s happened to see another year. I’m still going through some rough remnants of the medical bullshit from February, but I’m really really hoping it disappears in 2016 and I can go back to eating like a normal human again.
Year Highlights:
Lexxi learns of her reoccurring insecurities and fixes quite a few, including: not giving so much of a shit what people think about her, being more present for her friends, and looking more on the bright side of things when shit gets rough
Lexxi gets dangerously sick for the first half of the year, which still lingers to this day because of the demon paste known as Vegemite.(EVIL EVIL EVIL!!!!!!!)
Lexxi went through hell and back to finally find a career that suits her
Lexxi learns how to pay bills like an adult
Lexxi gets her “wings” and has no regrets ;)
Taking a moment to acknowledge the people who didn’t make it to this new year due to circumstances outside of their power. Some of these people didn’t see it coming. Just goes to show tomorrow is NEVER guaranteed, so live today like it’s your last. Now EVERYONE take my hoof, take a deep breath, and lets trot into 2016 bringing only new lessons we’ve learned in the previous year!!!
I’ve wished this so many times in my life. I really REALLY wish people would be more accepting of the multitude of fetishes that surround us every day. Milfs, incest, amputee, farts, watersports, feet, ect. It’s really not fair for people to judge somepony based on what gets them off in the bedroom. If it’s not unwillingly hurting anyone, then I believe it shouldn’t matter!
Actually the whole biological concept of sex is pretty sick itself if you think about it: “Come here baby, lemme stick the smelly organ I use to pee into the soggy wrinkly opening where a fetus and sometimes fish-smelling blood comes out. Then lemme use my germ-infested tongue to slobber all over the place where you pee from, even though you most likely didn’t have time to shower before this, and you probably peed an hour before I stuck my tongue here. Also I’m proooobably going to give you a yeast infection later due to the mixture of unidentifiable juices coating these sensitive areas. Why stop there? Next I’ll use this same saliva-vaggie-juice tongue to lick the interior of your asshole, which, again, you most likely didn’t wash immediately beforehand because you just got off work and I couldn’t hold in my urge to dick something, so it’s probably sweaty and still partially being invaded by bits of feces and toilet paper clings. But wait THERE’S MOAR! I’m gonna use my sweaty, man-meat that was just inside your salty babymaker to force its way into this dung covered opening, encountering more yummy shit inside because I was too horny to wait for you to use an enema. Oh wait, it wont fit after I got it wet earlier? I don’t have lube, so I’ll gather a huge wad of germy, vaggie, shit, soup in my mouth and spit it onto your asshole. Mouthwash? No time for that shit! I’m HORNY as fuck! Finally lemme spray my warm, urine-infused, liquid into your mouth for your thousands of tastebuds to enjoy; maybe get some of it on your face so you’ll discover it in a few hours as it peels off.”
^ this is all acceptable but god forbid someone rolls in with a foot fetish!! LIKE EWWWWWW FEEEEEET!!!!!!!!
post the recipe for those, please, miss, I have some liquor in the freezer I need to use up.
When I baked these I did so without a recipe, so here’s some approximate amounts.
For Frosting Filling:
¼ cup of shortening or butter 3 tablespoons of eggnog OR heavy cream ½ teaspoon of salt 2 cups of powdered sugar
Mix this stuff up and round them out into separate ball shapes. Shove those in the freezer for about an hour to keep them from melting fast when they’re put inside the cookie.
For cookie: 1 egg 1 stick of butter ½ cup of white sugar ¼ cup of brown sugar ½ tablespoon vanilla 2 caps of Kaluah 1 tablespoon of eggnog 1 ¼ cups of flour ½ teaspoon of baking soda ¼ OR ½ teaspoon of baking powder depending on if you prefer crunchy or chewy a few dashes of cinnamon another few dashes of nutmeg a TINY bit of salt
Mix the wet ingredients first. Mix the dry ingredients in a separate bowl and stir them in later.
The frozen frosting balls you made earlier should look something like this (mine are green because i added food coloring)
Tuck these frozen babies inside balls of cookie dough and pop them in the oven (350 degrees) for about 10-11minutes. If you have a muffin pan, it makes things easier and I wish i would’ve thought of such sooner. > (\<