My message to Shadyvox when he tries to correct my spelling. ^__^
(Based on Mutton Bash)
~ssshhhh…. ;)
askotts asked you:
Hey Mrs Mash! Mind if I come over to play sometime? :3
cpagents2013 asked:
So, Mrs. Mash! Does Button have a girlfriend? And, if so, what’s her name?
Anon asked:
so mom, does button have a crush on anypony?
I played around with your sexxy preview, and now you sound like GLaDOS.
OMG YESSS!!!!! SO PERFECT!! XD
I’m up to 1,900 right now :)
MERRY CHRISTMAS ALL!!! :)
*hugs back and sniffs their hair* you smell nice by the way…. :)
Do I have any female cloppers following me? I sort of feel lonely since it tends to be a male thing.
WHERE MY GIRLS AT! <3
Come on, are there really no other female cloppers on tumblr? This is pretty disheartening…
To be hon…
Tried 2 of lines from Button’s Adventure. (Still, i’d prefer EileMonty)
So I had this dream that I wish Button hadn’t woken me up from. = 3=
Anon said: Chad Vader says Hi and wishes you and Button a Merry Christmas.
Anon said: Merry Hearthswarming Christmas to yourself and your son! Is there anything you’re thankful for?
Anon said: I hope you get some presents for christmas, miss. If not, id be happy to give you a christmas spanking.
Feel free to join me watching Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer! :)
CHRISTMAS SPIRIT, BITCHES!
There’s a joke in that statement somewhere….but I think I’d make some people a bit butthurt.
I slipped on a banana peel and fell into a puddle of mud. It got in my hair and some got in my mouth. mmm…
Anon said: “your so FATTTT u fukin milf! go die in hole”
Anon Asked: “Have you seen Lexxi ms mash? She has a pretty red mane green eyes and a kiss cutie mark”
Anon Asked: “Where’s lex live in ponyville?”
Anon Asked: “How’s Fluttershy been since the last time you talked to her?”
Because why not? :)
Make a “-licious” audio for Elaina. Anyone want to help me with lyrics? I’ll start:
“I’m the E to the L to the A-I-N-A_________. I’m mommylicious. ;)”
I’ll pick out the best one and give it some thought. ^ _^
Rephrase: when I get the time to do so x__x
RE-Rephrase: And guys, make sure it’s not too overtly sexual. She’s still a mother you know! I’m looking for something related to her actual competitive gamer personality (there cooouldd, be some sexual undertones in there, but not too out there like “I want to be the mare who fucks you every day.” or something like that LOL)
Make a “-licious” audio for Elaina. Anyone want to help me with lyrics? I’ll start:
“I’m the E to the L to the A-I-N-A_________. I’m mommylicious. ;)”
I’ll pick out the best one and give it some thought. ^ _^
Rephrase: when I get the time to do so x__x
Balancing schoolwork with what I do on here is….nearly impossible. In order to happily please you all, I need to first take care of myself, and frankly I’m not doing a good job doing so because my grades this semester are starting to take a 90 degree dive and as a result, my health has been at its…
This goes for all of you on this blog too. :{
Anon Said: Lexi, I know you’re sick and all, but you shoud let us here your real voice. quit bein such a pussy.
Translation: “….leave me alone.”
Also you fucking spelled my name wrong, turdbagel!
Hey, have you seen this video yet? I think you’ll enjoy it. ^;;;^
mod blog is up and running. it’s a bit empty, dry, and dusty like my p***y will be in 70 years… so you should help me fix that. ~Lexxi~
“You make yourself sound confident and I think that attracts a wide variety of people to you. That is what I think Sexy is. Don’t worry if you might not be the best looking A plus 10/10 person. If you think you are then you are.” (askautumngem)
you guys…….are making me shed liquid pride. fucking STOP!!! It’s so gay!! :’) ~Lexxi~
I’m really liking these answers I’m getting. Some of them are obvious and some I actually never thought about until they were mentioned.
Oh! There’s something else I’ve been thinking about lately. This blog is called Ask Button’s Mom and I think I’ve accidentally opened up a can of “Ask Lexxi” and some of you have mentioned this with an upset tone. I’ve been trying to cut back on the amount of answers “I’m” answering so I don’t clutter the blog with things that are not Elaina/clop related. Feels like I’m ruining the spirit of the blog ya know? What do you all think? (This reminds me alot of Erik Erikson’s study of identity crisis…) >: ~Lexxi~
None of you have seen me in person. You only hear my voice (not even my real one at that.) What I find extraordinary is that through the use of vocal tidbits and a few personality traits, alot of you think I’m attractive. I’m really interested in why this is and what the collective opinion is on attraction. Not saying that I’m not attractive (psh, i’m a sexy beast!) but like…what makes you all think that I am?
Back in high school I never stood out in the crowd and I wasn’t really seen as anyone but “that girl who sits in the front row in math class.” I was incredibly lanky and geeky looking; I even got picked on by the generic mean girls who thought they were the shit and could easily rule the school. (yeeah, everyone knows those girls…) Despite being this bland chick, I somehow miraculously have a favorable identity here, enough to be called cute/attractive/hot/sexy. Can someone tell me what “sexy” is? For years I thought it meant someone with curves, boobs, looonngg curly hair, and bang-able overall, but apparently that’s not all there is to it.
(huh, now i see why people think Twilight is my perfect personality match.) ~Lexxi~
It’s hard to get used to the tiny screen of a laptop when you usually work on a 27” monitor. I have to set my mind off this situation with some gaming.