assertiveturtle said: I gotta say Ms. Mash, you are one hot mama. I have been a fan of yours for quite some time now and I just gotta know. Whats a strapping young stallion got to do to get with a mare like you?.
dude os, why do i care more bout how i look on a peace of paper then my actual welbeing? resumes resmues resumes resumes college colegge recomendation letters whas the point if im physsicly deteriaorating.? it not healthy Ambah!!!!
in 2016 this year il care a bit mroe about hwo my my body feels then stresing over where my body ggoes in th next 5yrs. goooo with the flllooooooow.
blah… mybody feel like pickles….i m more drained than spaghettie noodles, butt im craving toast. im so hugnry but i cant ea t with out throwing u p but im like staarving.ugggghhhh
So I was recording earlier to take my mind off the fact that I wanted to throw up again….it didn’t work and I just broke down crying while recording. Then my sister called me a few minutes later giving me 3hrs of advice, and she attempted to speak directly to my subconscious telling it to piss the fuck off and let me be well again. Every symptom i’m having is psychosemantic, meaning physical problems caused by the mind thinking it’s still sick. My doctor called it a form of PTSD stemming from an excessive amount of medical trauma. This is the hardest thing to battle because you cant just take a pill to make it go away like everything else. You NEED to tell your subconscious that you’re not sick and to stop making you feel sick.
My sister’s advice: Write down every potential worry that’s bothering me and answer each with “That’s bullshit!” and explain why it’s bullshit. This was what I came up with.
I’m sorry that I couldn’t get through my audios today, but if I recorded in this mental state, none of it would be genuine. Please be patient with me while I figure shit out…
*sigh* this is the worst kind of sickness one can have. Negative physical responses caused by mental trauma. I can’t eat normally and I always have stomach aches.
Picture a young man doing badly at university, having only semi-voluntarily left most of his previous life behind because of nebulous reasons and lack of experience, sitting in front of an old, barely intact laptop in a city he doesn’t really know despite having lived there for over a year now.
This young man now browses around and stumbles over yet another pony video, the third time now, what the hell are these people thinking and what even is the deal. Being fed up with these ponies completely devoid of context, but still appearing at very random places, he looks up the show and wonders why it’s even online.
Claims of a male fanbase seemed implausible, had it not been for one tiny little detail: the main character being apparently a Only Sane Man kind of grouch in a Sugar Bowl of a setting. It sounded at least humorous, and the young man probably needed some cheering up.
So he gave the show a chance, the classic three episodes to wow. But after three episodes, he wasn’t wowed. But somehow, he had to be really sure he didn’t like it, so another episode followed. And another one. And another one. Suddenly he found himself laughing his ass off at Big Macintosh and Cheerilee being close to marrying - and then nothing. Turns out he caught up.
The worst fear crept in: He might actually like the show! He pondered;
“What do I do now that I like the show? How do I tell anyone?”
A video helpfully pointed out how to reach out to a community of similar minded people, and it just so turned out that the local community was holding a meetup only a few days from thence. So he decided to join in.
At the meetup, a circle of men laughing caught his eye. Those were the others? They must have been. they stood out, amongst the hurried strides of busy travellers in the big train hall. He walked towards them, unsure of how to greet them or introduce himself. The circle immediately opened; an event he did not anticipate, much less had been used to. A short round of introductions, his rather uninspired and unrelated secret identity making way for a very catchy nickname quickly, and the congregation moved to the nearest source of plastic figurines in the shape of colourful mythical creatures. Twenty-two men raided a little train station shop, merely to buy a box of ponies. There, the young man was unsure of how to behave - he didn’t seem to be that much into the show, and much more importantly, the figures didn’t quite convince him. But he wanted to support the show at least in some way, so one figure he got. A glittery blue unicorn with an hourglass for a cutie mark; the least visually offensive in this wave in his eyes. How would this figure shape his future perception of who truly made for best pony, he did not know at the time.
The meetup having been excruciating amounts of fun, he stayed with the community. And the next meetup, one particular man mentioned Banned from Equestria. He would turn out to become the possibly closest friend of our protagonist within record time, and despite the initial reservations - “It’s ponies, doesn’t that make it somehow wrong?” - He did take a look, for the lulz. And then he found some very subtly alluring pictures amidst the apparently dirty material. And somehow, the prospect of a cute little mare’s face on just crotch height snugging up to his loins and using the additional centimetres her muzzle provided for mouthhugs fired him up like only few fantasies before. And suddenly, the young man found himself searching for enticing pictures of ponies.
Years later, many things changed, but even despite some less enjoyable events, the young man knows he wouldn’t miss My Little Pony - and clop, for that matter - for the world.
He even wrote a Daring Do clopfic, how nice is that?
tl;dr: I gave the show a chance, have a thing for oral and now I like the plots.
I became interested in this Fandom around Season 2, I kept watching MLP videos until I couldn't take it anymore, I started watching the series and I haven't stopped since. I discovered clop shortly after.
This fandom was explosive back in the day. Lots of good memories, and I still watch the show to this day. This might also be the fandom that got me into not fearing NSFW anything since I used to be afraid of porn due to a religious upbringing.
When and where were you when you started the fandom?? If you want to get specific, when and where were you when you discovered clop ;)
Other important topic…. if you have “snapped out” of it, when did it happen? Do you call yourself a “brony” anymore? (if you don’t, don’t be one of those who acts like you were never apart of all of this like Blackgryph0n. Accept that you were! ;)
Sooo L*xxy is back for a visit, and she’s explaining to me how to sing a certain song in the proper manner of singing...I’m sorry, the “fly” way of singing.
So I’m one of those firm believers of the cliche phrase “It’s better to have loved and lost than never loved at all.” I’ve been on both ends of a break up; getting set free and having to set others free. (notice the phrase “setting free” rather than “dumped”) Frankly, both ends suck horribly because you don’t want either to happen, but both parties know that not much can be done about it if they’ve tried.
(Now if the other party is a total bitch to you, then you’re probably walking on sunshine ready to drop their ass like a Hatsune Miku mixtape.)
As I was saaaaying, I tend to think of each relationship as gaining experience points. Think about it, can you think of a noticeable difference between yourself in your first relationship vs you in your most recent one? Hell, if this IS your first relationship, think about all the things you’re learning about yourself, the person you’re dating, what makes it all work, positives, and negatives. Even what I said the other day about not making someone the center of your universe could be learned during these stages. Sure, you could read about these relationship tips in Cosmo mags or on Mistress Lexxi’s page, but you’d never know about these things without experiencing them for yourself!
So what’s the point here? Let’s say you’re in a relationship and you and your partner have tried everything to keep each other satisfied, but in the end you two end up not really being the love of each others lives. When it’s over, do you regress back to your previous naive stage or do you move forward with new knowledge? Think of it as you and your ex-other half packing mental suitcases with facts, preferences, red flags, ect. You’re packing your inventory with concepts that will boost your character’s XP!
So do NOT say “I just got dumped” or “I dumped my girl/guy”. Say “We both just leveled up!”
So I’ve gotten a bunch of messages in the past from people saying things like “No one will love me because I’m fat” and “Girls always want men with ripped muscles and not a fat lard like me.” I don’t agree with this. I think there are some things WAY more important that would sway the average woman’s decision: clout, confidence, humor, talent, sociability, kindheartedness ect. All of these are INCREDIBLY important and can aid in the ideal image of “sexy.”
Pictured: Gabriel Igesias
The word “sexy” in itself should be based on perspective, not societal views. When you wake up in the morning, you shouldn’t say “Ugh, me and my gut look like shit today” you should look in the mirror, put on a kissy face, and say something like “Hey good lookin! Who looks sexy today? *points* You!” Sounds cheesy, but you do what you need to do to to get that confidence up, because THATS what will help you be sexy as fuck. Go play your guitar, go sing a song, go be a leader at a pep rally, go do some comedy bits on stage, go be a kindhearted goofy dad figure, go walk a tiny dog at a park (chicks love big dudes with tiny dogs for some reason). Whatever it is that you do, smile while you’re doing it!
I got this mindset from my sister who has PCOS and has been overweight her whole life. This is actually what inspired her to be a beautician and make-up artist (very much a Rarity figure who always looks on the bright side like Pinkie). Throughout her life, she’s made “fat” look sexy with her motivational speaking, humor, and kindheartedness.
Some overweight guys Lexxi would gladly go on a date with: Ruben Studdard, Kevin James, Jack Black, John Travolta, Jerry Ferrara, Gabriel Igesias, and whoever this guy is!! LOOK HOW METAL HE LOOKS!!