Anon said:
“Let m e eat youuu <3 "
Unless you’re Button’s age, don’t even think about giving him shaving cream, wallets, or a “World’s Greatest Dad” tshirt. Thats a generic “dad gift”. Give him something STRAIGHT from your heart! :)
If he’s a nerd, I’d suggest going HERE and browsing!
So Button was at school and I’d just finished all of the housework, so I had some free time to relax. I decided to give my old friend, Jet Stream, a ring to see what he was doing today. I’d put on my summer shorts, t-shirt, and flip flops because we wanted to meet up at one of our favorite nature parks to take a nice stroll.
It’d been years since I’d been there, so I’d forgotten how beautiful it was. Vibrant colored birds and butterflies fluttered in the sunlight, frogs and koi fish swam through the lakes, occasionally resting next to turtles on rocks. After walking for a while, we decided to stop to take a break…in a bamboo thicket secluded from the other ponies enjoying the park. As I sat in his lap, the sun peaked through the trees and the occasional cardinal would sing its lullaby. It was relaxing~
I nestled into him more, teasingly rubbing my flank against his lap. It wasn’t long before I’d felt something start to grow under me. I grinned as he slid his hooves around my waist…..down my thighs…and between my legs. After unzipping my shorts and sliding them down to my knees, he reached around and rubbed my wet folds, instantly finding my swollen clit (which had already been protruding the minute I’d felt his hard on pressing against my ass.) I let out small sighs and gasps, as he rubbed my spot, making sure to keep quiet so that others in the area wouldn’t hear us in the bushes.
He’d been doing such a good job that I figured he deserved something sweet in return. I turned around and gave his member a nice squeeze through his jeans, causing his wings to rise. I quickly unbuttoned his jeans and reached into his boxers, looking around every so often to see if anypony was watching, even though we were deep in these woods and no one would find us. As expected, his cock was fully erect, a bit of slick pre gathering at the tip and shining in the sunlight. After spending a moment to admire it, I slowly slipped the head between my lips and let my warm tongue dance along the tip. He moaned under his breath as I went deeper…and deeper…eventually letting it touch the back of my throat. I wish I would’ve taken the second to look up to see his face. Judging by the soft moans he was making, I was pretty sure he was enjoying himself.
He suddenly stopped me, and I looked at him puzzled. I finally got the chance to look at his face. He had a look of pleasure and embarrassment. He then said “Wow um…you’re really really good at this….I’m sort of close already and I don’t want to make a mess just yet.” >__> I smiled thinking “Of course I’m good at this, sweetheart. I’ve been around the block for quite some time now." So we continued our walk around the park, stopping to see various foxes, bobcats, barn animals, ect.
We arrived at an area next to some train tracks, and we stopped again. We snuck past the "No Tresspassing” fence to get closer to the tracks. A big train was blocking our path, so we had to go the other direction. Before doing so though, I was talking smack about how cats are useless, sneaky creatures, including his pets. He gave me a dirty look and responded “You’d better talk nicely about my cats, Missy.” I glared back at him and said “And what if I don’t?” Once again, there were no other ponies around, so he pulled me into some bushes and over his knee. My shorts were yanked back down. I smiled devilishly, knowing what was next. He swiftly spanked my right cheek, causing me to let out a high pitched whimper. Each time I spoke badly about his cats, I was greeted with another swat on the tushy. A tear of pain and joy rolled down my face as my cheeks turned pink. He finally asked “You gonna be nice to my cats now?” I bit my lip and said through my teeth “Yes siiirrr…” He gave me another swat as reassurance, evoking another high pitched squeal.
He then began unbuttoning his jeans to let his cock spring out again. This time I was going to get to finish him…or so I thought. The minute I’d began sliding it into my mouth again, we heard someone walking our direction. “Shit!” we both thought as we were struggling to pull our pants back on. The hiker gave us a dirty look as he walked past us. My face was hot pink…just like my sore flank.

Brony Dating Site
I’ll leave this riiiiight here for you all. ;)
A Tennessee woman is posting graphic photos of her battered face online in an effort to spread awareness about domestic violence. Angela Brower, 37, said she recently broke up with her boyfriend of six months after he became verbally and physicall…
Please, don’t put yourselves in these positions; This can go for men too. Whenever you begin seeing signs of abuse (verbal or physical) GET OUT of the relationship and CALL for help. I’ve known too many who have been subject to this and I’d heard the same shit from all of them “He still loves me…. he just has some anger issues.” or “I can’t just up and leave, I still have my belongings in his house.”
If you’re in this sort of predicament, PLEASE get help. Same for if you know a man or woman in the situation, because if you don’t act, that individual may be gone tomorrow, and you’ll just live the rest of your life in regret.
Here’s a site you can go to for help. You can either call, or live chat with them. Just DO something and stop sitting there on your ass letting the beatings continue! http://www.thehotline.org/
Another Rarity test. I can hear it a bit more in this one than the last one.
So the same Disney place is looking for vocalists too. Better practice just incase my dancing still sucks by then.
Commission for Matt: Elaina Mash Alarm Clock
Comission for Matt: “Sing the first verse of You Belong to Me from Bioshock Infinite”
Emphasis on the word “could” instead of “will”. I think the fear is pretty rational, hun, especially when it involves someone who doesn’t know how to properly cope with rejection. You ever hear the song “I Bust the Windows Out Your Car?”
Saying “being rejected will make them a murderer” is pretty out there, but it could happen.
I know right! My voice is too deep and not nasally enough >_<
So Rarity is my worst voice, but Cloperella says I have a pretty decent one. I DONT HEAR IT!!
Of course! Just no guro, rape, or purposeful humiliation (ex. shitting on her, hurting her, calling her a slutbag ect.)
Make sure you send it to me when it’s done!! I want to read it! ^ -^
Granny Smith pays a visit with some…er…interesting news.
I grew up in a time where young fillies and colts didn’t disrespect their parents. Back in the day, our parents didn’t use that “you’re grounded” bullsp*t, cause let’s face it, that never worked (and even now it wouldn’t work on somepony like Button.) They used a good ol’ fashioned hoof spanking to get the concept across. ^ _ ^
An American inventor may have found the cure to stop your arm from falling asleep when cuddling with another person.
THE FUTURE IS NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!
mlpfun asked:
what is buttons favorite food ?
A bit of the audio from my very first commission last night. Don’t worry, it stayed PG-13 as I promised XD
Samples for the commission stuffs!
Okay okayyyy, so some of you may not want full 30 second clips. So if its a one liner or something you want me to voice, like a happy birthday message, I’ll make that $5 instead of $10.
You guys are silleh LOL
Thought you might enjoy given the recent discussion. Thanks for the reblog!
No wayz….~~~~
When I saw this, I teared up, not of laughter (well maybe a litttle bit of laughter cause I imagined Tamaki from Ouran High School reading it), but of relief because a big shot voice actor like him is able to read something like this and not have his reputation messed up.
THIS is what I like to see so I feel better about myself! ^ __^
randomaros said:
You know what they say, What happens in Las Pegasus stays in Las Pegasus. Good thing I live here. I get to hear all the dirty little details about your trip. I even heard about how you gave that one stallion’s dice a good roll. ;3
Anon Asked: “Sooo miss milf I MEAN MASH, how as the trip to las Pegsus?”
I’m thinkin’ bout it, don’t entirely know what you guys would want, aside from the obvious. But I can’t do “the obvious” as often as I want since I’m stuck living with my parents again where I have no privacy. Mom walked in on me doing “the voice” once and she just shook her head and left. If I want to do “the obvious” I would have to wait til my parents left.
HOWEVER if you want a commission that isn’t “the obvious” I can happily start doing those! In fact, let me make a post on it……. ~Lexxi~
Mares night!!
I’ve grown alot in the past few months, not just on here, but on my main channel. I’ve been working in different voiceover groups, started applying for internships, volunteering for commercials at my local radio station, and even got a deal that may get me into a Machinima project. After all this,…
Ahh~ it’s always nice to get away once in a while. So the family and I are spending this week in Las Pegasus for some family fun time! I dont know if I’ll have internet while I’m there, hence why I’m telling you now. If I don’t, then I’ll see you all next week and I’ll be sure to tell you how my trip was! :)
Yo. Vegas. Let’s do this shit. Kinda sucks that I’m going with my parents, so I can’t have as much fun as I want to, but it’s nice to travel every so often. Oh! I’m also stopping in L.A. for 1 day to see the rest of my family. Super excited to see my big sis again! If our hotel has free wi-fi that’d be nice. See yall! ^ _^ ~Lexxi~
Happy Mother’s Day to all of the mother’s out there and those who act as mothers! It really takes alot to raise a child (I know this myself!) :)
I ate Fluttershy.
maravex asked asklalalexxi:
Maybe you could go incognito by creating a new blog and put on a really thick british accent when you do lewd stuff =P
I snort when I laugh though. So very unflattering. :c
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**Headphones** So these eggs are 1000% organic (like seriously, they JUST came off the farm, as you can see by the dirt on one of them) Don’t worry, I gave them a good scrubbing before frying them up with the bacon!
~Whew.. Was really hot today. Couldn’t wait to come inside and take a breather. :)
and you have the most beautiful blue eyes, sweetheart :)
I got an account a few years ago, but never really used it til now.
Tends to be anons who ask a majority of the questions. Probably cause they’d be too embarrassed to ask as themselves. I don’t mind it though.
Some had the Atari 2600. Others grew up with Mario and the NES. But for a lot of young, budding PC gamers, there were Humongous Entertainment’s quirky and colorful edutainment titles. Now, these classic adventure games are making their way to Steam.
S-SPY FOX IS COMING BACK!? THAT SEXY MOFO!! :D I used to play all the games when I was a kid! They were pretty tough for an 8yr old, but it took me about a month to get through them.
Spyfox. You mean that swave asshole fox in a suit who had tooth brush lasers and anvil dispensing pens out the wazu?
Dude. I’m there.
More like you’re in there like swimwear.