I’ve got less than 3 weeks to get my ass together before I ship off again on March 13th. So far, I’m at another standstill. The GI doctor gave me Amitiza to treat my constipation and low stomach motility. When he prescribed it, I was thinking “Perfect! A pill that’ll put an end to all this!” He said it would take 3 weeks to see results, which again i didnt care as long as it helped me. I’m drawing the line now because every day that i’ve taken it this week, I’ve gotten the worst vomiting and diarrhea. I called him and was like what gives! He said “Yeah thats a side effect. It usually goes away in a few wee-” I hung up.
Meanwhile, the dietician gave me these 5 supplements to take 3 times a day that are supposed to help the enzymes in my digestive tract get strong again. Results are slower than a medication because thats how natural supplements work. I wouldn’t mind taking these pills every day if they were chewable and not big ass capsules (i…uh…have never been able to swallow large pills due to my fear of choking). So I just end up crushing the tablets and opening the capsules to dump them into a shot of almond milk. The taste is gruesome and makes me gag. Keep in mind that my esophagus has undergone so much abuse that I have to swallow multiple times to get things down and keep them there, so the sensitive gag reflex is new.
MeanyMEAN-while, I got a call back from the endocrinologist (the one dealing with my high prolactin/lactation problem) with the results from the brain scan I did. They said they found a small cyst on my brain. They’re giving me medication to try to get rid of that too. For once, this is a med that has no effect on me other than fatigue, which is inconvenient, but doable.
So yeah. I’ve got 2 more things that I can try before I leave before I’m at the end of my rope. Get a colonoscopy and/or try out anxiety medication to see if it relaxes my throat a bit so I can swallow food without it coming back up into my nose. All of this is costing me an arm and a leg and a butthole….especially since I’m technically “jobless” til I get back on the ship. IF I can make it back on the ship.
I’m a little less worried about missing this ship-off date because now that I have 1 contract on my record and I’ve had good ratings with the guests, the hiring agents can always get me back working. I just wish I didnt have to tell them on such short notice if i’m unable to attend especially if i already confirmed I’d be there. I dont like going back on promises.
Today I sung a little song for the very lovely @askbuttonsmom. I don’t consider myself the best singer (I just like to sing when nobody is around lol) but all things considered I think it turned out…
:O !!!!!
That was beauuutiful!! Give yourself more credit sweetheart! Looking forward to this date ^ o^
“I’m lickin your SHIT!” Hahahaha! Very nice, Squirrel!! We’ve got another special somepony today! This makes me happy! Although it looks like I’m going to have to take all of you out at the same time. ^__^;;
Pardon me miss Mash. I am interested in singing with you this hearts and hooves day, but I am thinking about doing it in video format. It will still be me singing, but it will be accompanied by a video of myself singing it, would that be ok? I don't want to press against any boundaries that I might be aware of. Thank you again mam.
You can do anything you wish, the more creative the better! ^__^ Sounds fun! Link it to me when you’re done!
You can put it on your blog or upload here https://instaud.io/ and send me the link so I can post it :) (Make sure you have my audio track singing together with yours!)
LYRICS: Baby you’re the apple of my eye I’m always thinking bout you You’re always on my mind. And you know, it’s embarassing to say. But I wanna be your somepony for Hearts and Hooves day.
Oh I’d drag you to a diner to share a soda pop! Then I’d take a walk with you to my favorite candy shop. Then head to the movies to see a mushy flick Then afterwards I hope your ready cause im licking your stamps.
Now sweetie, I hope that you can see. That today should be all about you and me. And I’m glad, I’m glad that I can say I’m gonna be your mare And you can be my stallion! And we’ll be the perfect couple for Hearts and Hooves Day!
Hi sweethearts! It’s time to give a big big biiiiig thanks to those who donated to my Patreon this month! ^_____^
Patrons this month
Joshua (**top patron)
Ryan H.
Squirrel
Angel H.
C. Snowen
Shout out to Ledd Mettle for the chocolate package!
You all are really helping to keep this blog alive and healthy! (Literally, funds usually go into doctor visits to keep mod Lexxi strong.) All patrons this month get a free copy of The Best of Mom and Lexxi album and the usual big wet kiss from mommy~! *puckers up for those 5 people*
So I asked L*xxy about Everfree NW’s “Ponegathon” and she suddenly burst into tears. I still don’t understand what’s so hilarious about the word. This pony confuses me sometimes..
assertiveturtle said: I gotta say Ms. Mash, you are one hot mama. I have been a fan of yours for quite some time now and I just gotta know. Whats a strapping young stallion got to do to get with a mare like you?.
dude os, why do i care more bout how i look on a peace of paper then my actual welbeing? resumes resmues resumes resumes college colegge recomendation letters whas the point if im physsicly deteriaorating.? it not healthy Ambah!!!!
in 2016 this year il care a bit mroe about hwo my my body feels then stresing over where my body ggoes in th next 5yrs. goooo with the flllooooooow.
blah… mybody feel like pickles….i m more drained than spaghettie noodles, butt im craving toast. im so hugnry but i cant ea t with out throwing u p but im like staarving.ugggghhhh