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February 2016

happy hearts and hooves day <3vocaroo.com

little late to the party, but I couldn’t pass up the opportunity to sing with you. It was a lot of fun, It also made me feel really nervous.

A few days late to our date, but still gorgeous none the less! Glad to hear you singing with me! =^ -^= 

Feb 25, 2016 4 notes
#hearts and hooves day #buttons mom #song #submission
Health Update 2/25/16

asklalalexxi:

I’ve got less than 3 weeks to get my ass together before I ship off again on March 13th. So far, I’m at another standstill. The GI doctor gave me Amitiza to treat my constipation and low stomach motility. When he prescribed it, I was thinking “Perfect! A pill that’ll put an end to all this!” He said it would take 3 weeks to see results, which again i didnt care as long as it helped me. I’m drawing the line now because every day that i’ve taken it this week, I’ve gotten the worst vomiting and diarrhea. I called him and was like what gives! He said “Yeah thats a side effect. It usually goes away in a few wee-” I hung up. 

Originally posted by fighting-colitiscrohns

Meanwhile, the dietician gave me these 5 supplements to take 3 times a day that are supposed to help the enzymes in my digestive tract get strong again. Results are slower than a medication because thats how natural supplements work. I wouldn’t mind taking these pills every day if they were chewable and not big ass capsules (i…uh…have never been able to swallow large pills due to my fear of choking). So I just end up crushing the tablets and opening the capsules to dump them into a shot of almond milk. The taste is gruesome and makes me gag. Keep in mind that my esophagus has undergone so much abuse that I have to swallow multiple times to get things down and keep them there, so the sensitive gag reflex is new. 

MeanyMEAN-while, I got a call back from the endocrinologist (the one dealing with my high prolactin/lactation problem) with the results from the brain scan I did. They said they found a small cyst on my brain. They’re giving me medication to try to get rid of that too. For once, this is a med that has no effect on me other than fatigue, which is inconvenient, but doable. 

So yeah. I’ve got 2 more things that I can try before I leave before I’m at the end of my rope. Get a colonoscopy and/or try out anxiety medication to see if it relaxes my throat a bit so I can swallow food without it coming back up into my nose. All of this is costing me an arm and a leg and a butthole….especially since I’m technically “jobless” til I get back on the ship. IF I can make it back on the ship. 

I’m a little less worried about missing this ship-off date because now that I have 1 contract on my record and I’ve had good ratings with the guests, the hiring agents can always get me back working. I just wish I didnt have to tell them on such short notice if i’m unable to attend especially if i already confirmed I’d be there. I dont like going back on promises. 

Feb 25, 2016 28 notes
Bye Sum Eeples?

FFFFFFfffffff!!! 

Feb 24, 2016 51 notes
#audio #mlp #applebloom #buy some apples #buttons mom #button mash #voice #lalalexxi #pony
To miss mashassertiveturtle.tumblr.com

Today I sung a little song for the very lovely @askbuttonsmom. I don’t consider myself the best singer (I just like to sing when nobody is around lol) but all things considered I think it turned out…

:O !!!!!

That was beauuutiful!! Give yourself more credit sweetheart! Looking forward to this date ^ o^ 

Feb 18, 2016 10 notes
#hearts and hooves day #buttons mom #song #submission
Mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell.
Feb 18, 2016 19 notes
#mitochondria #yup
Airline In-flight Safety Video (voice Reel)Voice: Me

asklalalexxi:

This is my 2nd dream job. Other than voicing for animations, I want to be the voice on airplanes or automated devices! 

Feb 17, 2016 52 notes
Mah singing.

Herrr https://instaud.io/joF

“I’m lickin your SHIT!” Hahahaha! Very nice, Squirrel!! We’ve got another special somepony today! This makes me happy! Although it looks like I’m going to have to take all of you out at the same time. ^__^;;

Feb 15, 2016 9 notes
The robot retortsvocaroo.com

I….I cant understand your accent….this will make our date very challenging. .__.

Feb 15, 2016 3 notes
Can you please open audio subitions?

There’s no audio submissions option on tumblr. you have to upload it externally

Feb 15, 2016 5 notes
Pardon me miss Mash. I am interested in singing with you this hearts and hooves day, but I am thinking about doing it in video format. It will still be me singing, but it will be accompanied by a video of myself singing it, would that be ok? I don't want to press against any boundaries that I might be aware of. Thank you again mam.

You can do anything you wish, the more creative the better! ^__^ Sounds fun! Link it to me when you’re done!

Feb 15, 2016 2 notes
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I'm finished!!

Brilliant!!! Post it on your blog or send me a link to the audio! 

Feb 15, 2016 2 notes
Where do I send it to again

You can put it on your blog or upload here https://instaud.io/ and send me the link so I can post it :) (Make sure you have my audio track singing together with yours!)

Feb 15, 2016 2 notes
Hey Elaina can you give me a little more time please?

that’s just fine, hun!

Feb 15, 2016 2 notes
Do you mind I sing in video?

Sure if you wish! 

Feb 15, 2016 4 notes
Happy valentines day can I get a kiss please?

Only if you siiiing with meee ~__^

Feb 14, 2016 8 notes
Be My Someponyis-the-killer.tumblr.com

@askbuttonsmom You are with a robot.Good? Bad? You decide

Well then, looks like my only special somepony today is a robot~ *kisses the robot where his lips would be* ^__^;

Feb 14, 2016 5 notes
{When is the duedate?}

try to aim for at least the end of February (since it is the hearts and hooves day month!) 

Feb 13, 2016 4 notes
"Be My Somepony" Original songVoice: LalaLexxi

Remember, if you sing this with me and upload it, you’ll automatically be my super special somepony this holiday! ^__^

Download here! https://instaud.io/jgY

LYRICS:
Baby you’re the apple of my eye
I’m always thinking bout you
You’re always on my mind.
And you know, it’s embarassing to say.
But I wanna be your somepony for Hearts and Hooves day.

Oh I’d drag you to a diner to share a soda pop!
Then I’d take a walk with you to my favorite candy shop.
Then head to the movies to see a mushy flick
Then afterwards I hope your ready cause im licking your stamps.

Now sweetie, I hope that you can see.
That today should be all about you and me.
And I’m glad, I’m glad that I can say
I’m gonna be your mare
And you can be my stallion!
And we’ll be the perfect couple for Hearts and Hooves Day! 


Feb 13, 2016 131 notes
#audio #hearts and hooves day #song #buttons mom #lalalexxi #valentines day #date #mlp #button mash #buttons adventures #cute #pony
Does it matter the voice we do the song in cuz I was thinking of doing like maybe a sans or papyrus cover or mettaton

Doesnt matter at all! The more creative the better! You can even add multiple tracks with a beat if you want! 

Feb 13, 2016 4 notes
;A; aw man! You just had to post this on the day I was sick and lost my voice. Freakin Murphy's Law

It’ll always be available, no worries! 

Feb 13, 2016 4 notes
How you can be my special somepony! (rules)Voice: LalaLexxi

Here’s how YOU can be my special somepony for Hearts and Hooves Day!! 

Look out for the next song coming in an hour or so!

Feb 13, 2016 42 notes
#audio #hearts and hooves day #buttons mom #buttons adventures #valentines day #lalalexxi #voice #mlp #milf
Thank you new patron Trademark! :)
Feb 11, 2016 9 notes
#patreon
Ever tried...drugsVoice: LalaLexxi

Anon asked:
“have you ever used drugs? have a bad trip?”

Feb 11, 2016 56 notes
#audio #buttons mom #drugs #mushrooms #button mash #lalalexxi
What not to do when sickVoice: Lalalexxi


hypepony
said:What do you think is most important when being sick in bed?

Feb 11, 2016 35 notes
#audio #buttons mom #voice #when sick #lalalexxi #button mash
um...you saw nothingvoice: lalalexxi
Feb 11, 2016 52 notes
#hearts and hooves day #chocolate #audio #buttons mom #fatty #lalalexxi
Thank you to this month’s patrons on Patreon!!

Hi sweethearts! It’s time to give a big big biiiiig thanks to those who donated to my Patreon this month! ^_____^

Patrons this month

  • Joshua (**top patron)
  • Ryan H. 
  • Squirrel
  • Angel H.
  • C. Snowen
  • Shout out to Ledd Mettle for the chocolate package! 

You all are really helping to keep this blog alive and healthy! (Literally, funds usually go into doctor visits to keep mod Lexxi strong.) All patrons this month get a free copy of The Best of Mom and Lexxi album and the usual big wet kiss from mommy~!  *puckers up for those 5 people*

If you would like to become a lovely patron, check out my Patreon https://www.patreon.com/lalalexxi?ty=h


 Or if you would just like to make a 1 time donation, thats perfectly fine too!
https://www.paypal.com/cgi-bin/webscr?cmd=_s-xclick&hosted_button_id=25QH574MWBVQQ


Thank you again not just to the patrons, but too all of you who have supported my voice and sexy flank over the years!

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Feb 11, 2016 114 notes
#buttons mom #patreon #thank you #paypal #voice #lalalexxi #ask buttons mom #milf
Mom and L*xxy discuss the "Ponegathon"Voices: LalaLexxi

So I asked L*xxy about Everfree NW’s “Ponegathon” and she suddenly burst into tears. I still don’t understand what’s so hilarious about the word. This pony confuses me sometimes..

Feb 6, 2016 56 notes
#audio #l*xxy #buttons mom #ponegathon #everfree northwest #you think they realize the name? #mlp
Hello yes i would like to purchase an album that i heard was available here? Is it still available?

I haven’t compiled all the songs yet, sweetheart! XD 

Feb 2, 2016 6 notes
Can we just get a download every time you sing? It's so good.

How about I just make an album with a bunch of songs that I’ve sang on it? Would anyone be interested? 

Feb 2, 2016 14 notes
How to Win My Heart (song)Voice: LalaLexxi

assertiveturtle said:
I gotta say Ms. Mash, you are one hot mama. I have been a fan of yours for quite some time now and I just gotta know. Whats a strapping young stallion got to do to get with a mare like you?.

Feb 2, 2016 91 notes
#audio #how to win my heart #song #buttons mom #singing #milf #buttons adventures #voice #lalalexxi #pony #mlp #tiarawhy

dude os, why do i care more bout how i look on a peace of paper then my actual welbeing? resumes resmues resumes resumes college colegge recomendation letters whas the point if im physsicly deteriaorating.? it not healthy Ambah!!!!

in 2016 this year il care a bit mroe about hwo my my body feels then stresing over where my body ggoes in th next 5yrs. goooo with the flllooooooow.

blah… mybody feel like pickles….i m more drained than spaghettie noodles, butt im craving toast. im so hugnry but i cant ea t with out throwing u p but im like staarving.ugggghhhh

Feb 1, 2016 13 notes
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