I can definitely say that this year has been…interesting. It’s had its ups and super downs. But I’m REALLY happy I made it through all that’s happened to see another year. I’m still going through some rough remnants of the medical bullshit from February, but I’m really really hoping it disappears in 2016 and I can go back to eating like a normal human again.
Year Highlights:
Lexxi learns of her reoccurring insecurities and fixes quite a few, including: not giving so much of a shit what people think about her, being more present for her friends, and looking more on the bright side of things when shit gets rough
Lexxi gets dangerously sick for the first half of the year, which still lingers to this day because of the demon paste known as Vegemite.(EVIL EVIL EVIL!!!!!!!)
Lexxi went through hell and back to finally find a career that suits her
Lexxi learns how to pay bills like an adult
Lexxi gets her “wings” and has no regrets ;)
Taking a moment to acknowledge the people who didn’t make it to this new year due to circumstances outside of their power. Some of these people didn’t see it coming. Just goes to show tomorrow is NEVER guaranteed, so live today like it’s your last. Now EVERYONE take my hoof, take a deep breath, and lets trot into 2016 bringing only new lessons we’ve learned in the previous year!!!
I’ve wished this so many times in my life. I really REALLY wish people would be more accepting of the multitude of fetishes that surround us every day. Milfs, incest, amputee, farts, watersports, feet, ect. It’s really not fair for people to judge somepony based on what gets them off in the bedroom. If it’s not unwillingly hurting anyone, then I believe it shouldn’t matter!
Actually the whole biological concept of sex is pretty sick itself if you think about it: “Come here baby, lemme stick the smelly organ I use to pee into the soggy wrinkly opening where a fetus and sometimes fish-smelling blood comes out. Then lemme use my germ-infested tongue to slobber all over the place where you pee from, even though you most likely didn’t have time to shower before this, and you probably peed an hour before I stuck my tongue here. Also I’m proooobably going to give you a yeast infection later due to the mixture of unidentifiable juices coating these sensitive areas. Why stop there? Next I’ll use this same saliva-vaggie-juice tongue to lick the interior of your asshole, which, again, you most likely didn’t wash immediately beforehand because you just got off work and I couldn’t hold in my urge to dick something, so it’s probably sweaty and still partially being invaded by bits of feces and toilet paper clings. But wait THERE’S MOAR! I’m gonna use my sweaty, man-meat that was just inside your salty babymaker to force its way into this dung covered opening, encountering more yummy shit inside because I was too horny to wait for you to use an enema. Oh wait, it wont fit after I got it wet earlier? I don’t have lube, so I’ll gather a huge wad of germy, vaggie, shit, soup in my mouth and spit it onto your asshole. Mouthwash? No time for that shit! I’m HORNY as fuck! Finally lemme spray my warm, urine-infused, liquid into your mouth for your thousands of tastebuds to enjoy; maybe get some of it on your face so you’ll discover it in a few hours as it peels off.”
^ this is all acceptable but god forbid someone rolls in with a foot fetish!! LIKE EWWWWWW FEEEEEET!!!!!!!!
post the recipe for those, please, miss, I have some liquor in the freezer I need to use up.
When I baked these I did so without a recipe, so here’s some approximate amounts.
For Frosting Filling:
¼ cup of shortening or butter 3 tablespoons of eggnog OR heavy cream ½ teaspoon of salt 2 cups of powdered sugar
Mix this stuff up and round them out into separate ball shapes. Shove those in the freezer for about an hour to keep them from melting fast when they’re put inside the cookie.
For cookie: 1 egg 1 stick of butter ½ cup of white sugar ¼ cup of brown sugar ½ tablespoon vanilla 2 caps of Kaluah 1 tablespoon of eggnog 1 ¼ cups of flour ½ teaspoon of baking soda ¼ OR ½ teaspoon of baking powder depending on if you prefer crunchy or chewy a few dashes of cinnamon another few dashes of nutmeg a TINY bit of salt
Mix the wet ingredients first. Mix the dry ingredients in a separate bowl and stir them in later.
The frozen frosting balls you made earlier should look something like this (mine are green because i added food coloring)
Tuck these frozen babies inside balls of cookie dough and pop them in the oven (350 degrees) for about 10-11minutes. If you have a muffin pan, it makes things easier and I wish i would’ve thought of such sooner. > (\<
Growing up I thought it was a curse that my voice was so deep, but as I got older, I found a way to make it into a strength. My vocal coach in college said I could sing 3 octaves; the normal voice range for women is 2. Yay me for having a deep man voice to accent my squeaky Pinkie voice!!!
Just looking at those old ones and seeing how much better as a VA you've gotten is pretty awesome and inspiring really, maybe just because of the nostalgia blast a re-recording is in order.
Hmmmmm you’re right actually, I’ll get on that. ;)
redalphafox said: “can i use your vocals from one of your songs im not 100% sure yet but im feeling like remixing something im gonna kick that blue pony vinyl santch’s ass >:D”
I’m sorry that I must leave for a short while, everypony. I’m going to miss you all terribly. :’( I promise I’ll be back in a few months though! (November).
Oh thankk youu! <3 Happy mothers day to all the mothers and mother figures out there! Make sure you do something nice today to show how much you appreciate her, because she may not be around tomorrow.
Just imagine that for a second….you spent today sitting on the computer or playing video games and didn’t get the chance to tell your mother/mother figure how much you love them, and when something happens tomorrow that changes everything, you regret every waking moment that you didn’t say those 3 simple words to her. Sad reality that happens to alot of people….but right NOW you have the power to prevent it! So why are you sitting here reading this?? GO GIVE YOUR MOMMA A HUG! :)