The end of the episode wasn’t my cup of tea. It basically proved that
unicorns will always trump over earth ponies. I mean how the buck is AJ
supposed to use Twi and Rar’s methods to lessen the time for her chores
when she cant do magic. I understand the feeding pigs one, but turning
on a mass sprinkler system all at once?
Provided a voice for kriegthemonster‘s original character. How’d I do? :)
Message me if you’d like a commission in a random voice or a pony voice! (keep in mind Im not always able to do NSFW because of where I live, especially if the voice is loud)
“Sorry, you need experience to get this job’s experience to get the experience you need for another experience.”
“Oh? You want an internship to help you gain the knowledge and skills you need to get the experience you’re striving for? Sorry, you have to currently be in college slaving away for a degree that probably wont help in the future since you wont have the experience you need to get your desired experience.
“If you want to go off on your own to create your own content, better make sure it gets popular enough or it’ll be worth no more than brownie points to you. You can’t live on brownie points, kiddo.”
“You will always need money to live, and all entry level positions have nothing to do with what you got your 4 year degree in; what you love to do and what you would like to be doing for the rest of your life. Better settle for working at Walmart for the next 4-10 years, because that bachelors you hold is no better than someone else’s.”
Why does everyone think this is okay??
I’ve been out of college for 2 years. Aside from working 2 Summer jobs that didn’t lead me anywhere, I’ve just been sitting at home scrolling through jobs in my field that say things like “10+ years of experience required” or “Professional demo required.” There was a saying that the crew on my ship always mentioned: “The people who work on ships are the ones who can’t make it on land.” I ignored them then, but every day that I’m sitting here applying and getting turned down, I start to see how right they were.
I don’t have time for fun. No time to make the things I love because they’re silly and won’t help me in the future because the content is considered unprofessional. No time to catch up on episodes of things like everyone else. Friends and doctors have told me to relax and take some leisure days, but every moment that I’m sitting idly, I mentally feel like I should be doing something important instead of just sitting around.
Doctor offered to give me anti-depression medication (not just the one I’m taking to claimingly help my stomach.) I don’t have depression. I have unfulfillment. But I’m pretty sure he doesn’t know what that feels like since he’s working his dream career prescribing people like me pills.
For anyone who needs feels as if they haven’t accomplished anything, this 40 seconds is for you.
Caption:
Theres
always going to be that feeling where you think you’re at a standstill in
life. It’s normal to find a stopping point in our journey upwards.
Imagine it this way: Let’s say life is an elevator. As you go up, you
have to stop on certain floors, maybe to let people off, maybe to let
people on, maybe even to get off yourself. There’s no shame in getting
off the elevator as long as you’re gathering materials on the floor
you’re on to continue on your journey upward. So DONT get off the
elevator if you think you’re going to lose the drive to get back on, or
you’ll be stuck on that floor forever.
Thank you guys for supporting me every month as I pursue my future endeavors!
Mygoalfor this year is to moveout of my parents’ house so I can voice things to my full potential (meaning, ability to record more NSFW material in a more liberal environment.) Right now I’m only able to when no one is home, which is almost never because of my parents’ schedules. So, to put it bluntly, I cant be the sexy voice goddess I want to be all the time til I get the fuck out of here! > A<
If you would like to support the “Get Lexxi the Fuck Out!” fund, feel free to become a patron! Or if you’re unable to do a thing every month, feel free to provide a 1 time donation. **UNDERSTAND that you should only donate if you have extra change! Don’t toss your whole paychecks at me if you’re the ones who need it most!**
Also sorry if I seem to disappear for days at a time. I’m either job hunting, looking for a place to live, or fighting the insurance company with my laser nipples.
DON’T FORGET TO WISH YOUR MOMS A HAPPY MOTHERS DAY!! ^__^
Being mom is a 24/7 job, and we deserve all the love, not just on this day, but every day! This love is not just limited to moms, but any guardian who acts as a maternal figure and positive role model!
We will always watch you grow throughout life and gain the knowledge you need to succeed., We may not be the most tech savvy as times change, but remember this; If you ever make fun of us for not knowing a simple computer concept, we can always bring up how we had to teach you how to wipe your own ass and hold a b*cking fork! ^____^
usedspade said:
I
have been trying to get in to voice acting any advice also I just have
to add this but you voice the only way I could describe it is like
butter slow melting on freshly made toast.
little tech-loving sister! She can be…quite the handful…but I’m sure she means well! Catch Copper and her siblings at the one and only Babscon next weekend!! :)
LYRICS: I’ve been stuck in spaghetti for 10 long days. My body is covered from tail to mane. I shed my tears and twiddle my hooves and wait for the day when someone looks And notices I’m in this food. But until then, I’m just screwed…
Stay determined. Never ever EVER lose sight of what you're supposed to be doing for yourself and others. You've only got 65+ more years to make your mark, so get up and get your ass MOVING!!
Does the power of love that a pony’s parents have for each other influence the size of their foal’s wings at birth? If so I’m curious about Cadence’s and Shining Armor’s process.
Cute Shining Armor attempting to be a dad and going through the struggle
This is yet another episode that proves that if you don’t have a horn, you’re pretty much useless. Why is it that Twilights friend’s (even referring to them as “the others” or “Twilight’s friends” should be an insult to them) doing their part always has to involve keeping other ponies busy/distracted during times of crisis? Thats like the 2nd time they had to do that in the Crystal Empire, and I’m pretty sure it happened in another episode! Even Starnight Shimmey-Shimmey got a super important role in the story, and she’s the new girl!! (Seriously, what’s with these ambiguous pole dancing names? Twilight Sparkle, Sunset Shimmer, Starlight Glimmer??) The horses formally known as Twilight’s Friends™ may as well be the supporting cast in plot progressing, non-filler episodes.
Celestia and Luna, again, proved themselves to be totally weak and/or unknowledgeable about how to resolve the situation, which was, as usual, used as a tactic to stall for time. Sure, one can say “Well the Crystal Empire has been around centuries before Celestia and Luna’s time.” But, with Celestia being a teacher with students and all, you’d think she’d read up on at least sooomething involving the Crystal Empire in her 50,000 years of living! These are some old ass horses people!!
Twlight’s mom, has goooot it goin on~
I adoooore Sunburst, not so much his goatee….horses dont have goatees..
I’ve been invited to Babscon this year! I’m going to be one of the con’s main mascots, Copper Chip! For those who have seen the Babscon Ask Golden Gates tumblr page, she’s the little gizmo-loving sister to Golden Gates and Silver Span. Think that’s all I can tell right now, but if you’re going to the con and are abruptly stopped by somepony with blonde pigtails, just play along, mkay? Everything is improv, so I assure you she’s not crazy. ;)
DON’T MISS THIS CON!! (it may be the only time I get to go) >__>;
Can we ask for samples if we want a certain role done, but are unsure how well you'd do it, like if the project is from a different genre than normal, or a certain character. eg. being an insane rambler character. Since we've never seen something like that done by you it's hard to tell how well you'd be at it.
Of course! Give me a description of the character and I’ll give it a shot!
So how would it work, exactly? Would we have to send you a script of what we'd want you to say, or would we give you an idea and leave you to be creative?
A mix of both. I’d prefer scripted, but I may add lib if it’s something I think would sound better :)
Since I’ll be here now and not cruising with seaponies, I may be available to go to Babscon in April. Issue, a round trip plane ticket is 375 bits…. >__>;; Hotel and transportation is already planned out, it’s just a matter of getting there to see you guys!
To this month’s Patrons, thank you for this month’s support!! It really helped me with doctor costs once AGAIN because that’s just been me for a year now. -__-’
As you all know by now, “Lexxi” is switching gears soon and is getting back on track with her career and what she really wants to do in life. For the past 3yrs she’s contributed to the lewder half of the voice world, but she feels that it’s not taking her anywhere other than away from a hobby-less boredom. “Lexxi” doesn’t deserve the credit for the amazing things that’s been given to this fandom. “Lexxi” is merely a face to attach to a sweet, soothing, mother-like voice….. But is it the right face?
No. This is the face that has been bringing you laughs, tears, creative songs, ect. THIS IS YOUR LEXXI AND SHE’S PROUD TO HAVE BEEN ABLE TO ENTERTAIN YOU GUYS! And she will continue to do so, but just as herself and not hiding behind a cute pony face. :)
I won’t be active until after I come back from my next cruise ship job in 6 months, but this is the new Patreon you should be following since I’m closing my Lexxi one: https://www.patreon.com/AmberFoxyVoices?ty=h
~Thank you to all patrons who have continued to contribute to my lifelong goal, and I hope you and the rest of my current followers will continue to tag along with me to see where my life goes! Are you ready for the ride? I’m just as nervous as you are~ <3 <3