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January 2016

Pardon me, but don't you know that animation was reposted? Look up blackjrxiii for the original. Just thought I would let you know. :3c

*takes note of all accurate things found on tumblr*

Jan 19, 2016 5 notes
LipstickVoice: LalaLexxi

D:< BUUUTTTTTTOOOON!!!!!!!

Jan 19, 2016 45 notes
#audio #mlp #buttons mom #voice #angry #pissed #button mash
I joined after season 3. Ponies were definitely behind me finding my fat fettish.

“You dont say, Darlinnggg~”

source: http://shitigal-artust.deviantart.com/art/Chubby-EQG-Twilight-Sparkle-Rear-view-441152645

Jan 19, 2016 25 notes
Because why not. One bona fide brony story.

Picture a young man doing badly at university, having only semi-voluntarily left most of his previous life behind because of nebulous reasons and lack of experience, sitting in front of an old, barely intact laptop in a city he doesn’t really know despite having lived there for over a year now.

This young man now browses around and stumbles over yet another pony video, the third time now, what the hell are these people thinking and what even is the deal. Being fed up with these ponies completely devoid of context, but still appearing at very random places, he looks up the show and wonders why it’s even online.

Claims of a male fanbase seemed implausible, had it not been for one tiny little detail: the main character being apparently a Only Sane Man kind of grouch in a Sugar Bowl of a setting. It sounded at least humorous, and the young man probably needed some cheering up.

So he gave the show a chance, the classic three episodes to wow. But after three episodes, he wasn’t wowed. But somehow, he had to be really sure he didn’t like it, so another episode followed. And another one. And another one. Suddenly he found himself laughing his ass off at Big Macintosh and Cheerilee being close to marrying - and then nothing. Turns out he caught up.

The worst fear crept in: He might actually like the show! He pondered;

“What do I do now that I like the show? How do I tell anyone?”

A video helpfully pointed out how to reach out to a community of similar minded people, and it just so turned out that the local community was holding a meetup only a few days from thence. So he decided to join in.

At the meetup, a circle of men laughing caught his eye. Those were the others? They must have been. they stood out, amongst the hurried strides of busy travellers in the big train hall. He walked towards them, unsure of how to greet them or introduce himself. The circle immediately opened; an event he did not anticipate, much less had been used to. A short round of introductions, his rather uninspired and unrelated secret identity making way for a very catchy nickname quickly, and the congregation moved to the nearest source of plastic figurines in the shape of colourful mythical creatures. Twenty-two men raided a little train station shop, merely to buy a box of ponies. There, the young man was unsure of how to behave - he didn’t seem to be that much into the show, and much more importantly, the figures didn’t quite convince him. But he wanted to support the show at least in some way, so one figure he got. A glittery blue unicorn with an hourglass for a cutie mark; the least visually offensive in this wave in his eyes. How would this figure shape his future perception of who truly made for best pony, he did not know at the time.

The meetup having been excruciating amounts of fun, he stayed with the community. And the next meetup, one particular man mentioned Banned from Equestria. He would turn out to become the possibly closest friend of our protagonist within record time, and despite the initial reservations - “It’s ponies, doesn’t that make it somehow wrong?” - He did take a look, for the lulz. And then he found some very subtly alluring pictures amidst the apparently dirty material. And somehow, the prospect of a cute little mare’s face on just crotch height snugging up to his loins and using the additional centimetres her muzzle provided for mouthhugs fired him up like only few fantasies before. And suddenly, the young man found himself searching for enticing pictures of ponies.

Years later, many things changed, but even despite some less enjoyable events, the young man knows he wouldn’t miss My Little Pony - and clop, for that matter - for the world.

He even wrote a Daring Do clopfic, how nice is that?

tl;dr: I gave the show a chance, have a thing for oral and now I like the plots.

Jan 19, 2016 24 notes
I became interested in this Fandom around Season 2, I kept watching MLP videos until I couldn't take it anymore, I started watching the series and I haven't stopped since. I discovered clop shortly after.

And I’m glad you did <3 

http://pony1bronypon3.tumblr.com/post/130848872749

Jan 19, 2016 83 notes
This fandom was explosive back in the day. Lots of good memories, and I still watch the show to this day. This might also be the fandom that got me into not fearing NSFW anything since I used to be afraid of porn due to a religious upbringing.

Havaaaa Nagila Havaaaa Nagila Havaaaaaa ;)

Jan 19, 2016 7 notes
Celebrating HALF A DECADE of ponies!!

WOOHOOOO!!! CAN YOU BELIEVE IT’S BEEN 5 YEARS?? Throwback Time!

Originally posted by xblankflank

Originally posted by randomweas

When and where were you when you started the fandom?? If you want to get specific, when and where were you when you discovered clop ;)

Other important topic…. if you have “snapped out” of it, when did it happen? Do you call yourself a “brony” anymore? (if you don’t, don’t be one of those who acts like you were never apart of all of this like Blackgryph0n. Accept that you were! ;)

Jan 19, 2016 180 notes
#mlp #anniversary #my little pony #twilightlicious #fandom #brony
<3 <3 Papyrus! <3 <3

…..why was there spaghetti under his hat….why is he obsessed with spaghetti???? 

Jan 18, 2016 30 notes
#undertale #papyrus #spaghetti
If I were attractive and male nudes were valued I'd love to send some kind of fan sign to show how much I love your voice talent.

Male nudes are valued to me. Dont worry! There’s many other ways you can show you love me! ^__^

  • Get naked and cover yourself in marshmallow fluff
  • Bend over and say my name 
  • Put on this cute little maid’s outfit and serve me a strong tea 
  • Babysit Button for a few nights
  • Give me a sweet little kiss and say “I love you mommy!”
  • Draw me like one of your French pones ;)
  • Be one of my patrons!  https://www.patreon.com/lalalexxi 
Jan 18, 2016 17 notes
I just saw the video of that game with the "water temple" lines in it. Hot. HOT. HOOOOOOOOT.

You should play it and experience it for yourself, sweetheart~  ;)

Jan 18, 2016 15 notes
Mom and L*xxy feel that beat?Voices: LalaLexxi

So L*xxy swung by for a visit. She had a few new concepts to teach me. I’m very intrigued. 

Song: “Rock With You” by Michael Jackson

Jan 17, 2016 126 notes
#audio #lalalexxi #buttons mom #l*xxy #michael jackson #you feel me #how to #gangsta #voice #black #accent #voice acting #buttons adventures
For those who haaadn’t figured it out yet, Ask LaLa Lexxi is the mod of this blog

Go follow her for extra tidbits and fun/naughty/cute/voice/random/advice stuff! asklalalexxi.tumblr.com 

Jan 17, 2016 14 notes
#ask buttons mom #mod #lalalexxi
Kiss for Steven?Voice: LalaLexxi
Jan 17, 2016 35 notes
#audio #ask buttons mom #button mash #buttons adventures #voice #lalalexxi #steven universe #kiss #mlp #milf
College?Voice: LalaLexxi

Anon asked: doid you ever school Mrs Mash?

Jan 17, 2016 40 notes
#audio #college #buttons mom #ask #lalalexxi #voice #buttons adventures #university #hoovard university #mlp
Sooo L*xxy is back for a visit, and she’s explaining to me how to sing a certain song in the proper manner of singing...I’m sorry, the “fly” way of singing.

Audio coming soon 

Jan 17, 2016 18 notes
#l*xxy #she's back
Listen

ask-drunk-discord:

Merry Christmas from Drunk Discord! It’s about as wholesome as you would think.

(Artwork by mickeymonster.deviantart.com)

*sigh* Discord….somepony help him.. 

Jan 15, 2016 124 notes
Hmmm...I’ve heard alot about this Undertale game..

What is it and how do I acquire? Should mommy play it?

Jan 15, 2016 41 notes
#undertale
Relationship Tip #243: Break Ups? Nah,Gaining XP

asklalalexxi:

So I’m one of those firm believers of the cliche phrase “It’s better to have loved and lost than never loved at all.” I’ve been on both ends of a break up; getting set free and having to set others free. (notice the phrase “setting free” rather than “dumped”) Frankly, both ends suck horribly because you don’t want either to happen, but both parties know that not much can be done about it if they’ve tried.

(Now if the other party is a total bitch to you, then you’re probably walking on sunshine ready to drop their ass like a Hatsune Miku mixtape.)


As I was saaaaying, I tend to think of each relationship as gaining experience points. Think about it, can you think of a noticeable difference between yourself in your first relationship vs you in your most recent one? Hell, if this IS your first relationship, think about all the things you’re learning about yourself, the person you’re dating, what makes it all work, positives, and negatives. Even what I said the other day about not making someone the center of your universe could be learned during these stages. Sure, you could read about these relationship tips in Cosmo mags or on Mistress Lexxi’s page, but you’d never know about these things without experiencing them for yourself! 

So what’s the point here? Let’s say you’re in a relationship and you and your partner have tried everything to keep each other satisfied, but in the end you two end up not really being the love of each others lives. When it’s over, do you regress back to your previous naive stage or do you move forward with new knowledge? Think of it as you and your ex-other half packing mental suitcases with facts, preferences, red flags, ect. You’re packing your inventory with concepts that will boost your character’s XP! 

So do NOT say “I just got dumped” or “I dumped my girl/guy”. Say “We both just leveled up!” 

(image source: http://culturewaves.net/2011/06/june-pov/)

Jan 13, 2016 45 notes
#relationships #life #advice #lalalexxi #sex #love #romance
Play
Jan 12, 2016 47 notes
Jan 10, 2016 45 notes
#brownies #mlp #baking #buttons mom #sweets
Jan 10, 2016 21 notes
#buttons mom #baking #cooking mama #sweets
Let’s mess with some Chatroulette ponies ;3
Jan 10, 2016 10 notes
Night and Day Episode 1youtube.com

Very cute animation :3

Jan 9, 2016 21 notes
#animation #mlp #night and day
Adopt you?Voice: LalaLexxi

scarflank said:
O//A//O; adopt me…

Jan 9, 2016 48 notes
#audio #ask buttons mom #adopt #mlp #milf #sexy horse #pony #lalalexxi #voice
Celestia Radio – All Pony, All The Time~celestiaradio.com

Cum in and talk to me ;)

Jan 9, 2016 12 notes
Feast Of Fictionyoutube.com

WHY HAVE I NOT FOUND THIS PAGE SOONER?? 

I shall be cooking such delights! ^__^

Jan 8, 2016 11 notes
#food #yummy #fiction #feast of fiction
Rouge the BatVoice: Me
Jan 7, 2016 70 notes
Thaaaaaaaank You to this month’s patrons!! :3
  • Joshua (Top patron! #Message me!)
  • Squirrel 
  • Angel 
  • CSnowden
  • **Ryan (for the holiday gift!)
  • **J.P. (for the holiday card!)

All of you get congratulatory face sittings. *raises sexy bum* ;)

(ImageSource: http://rariedash.deviantart.com/art/Buttons-Mum-Mother-of-all-Nerds-413159710)


Patreon page: https://www.patreon.com/lalalexxi?ty=h

**Funds were used to pay for gastro specialist $40 copay and a bottle of probiotic vitamins**
Goal: Get tummy better! 

Jan 7, 2016 54 notes
#patreon #buttons mom #THANK YOU! #lalalexxi #medicine #fanart #button's adventures #ask buttons mom
Jan 7, 2016 511 notes
Jan 7, 2016 124 notes
#buttons mom #ceehoff #thank you #ask buttons mom #fan art
Sonic the Hodgehog Turns 25 With New Logo, Possible Gamefuse.tv

Very niceeee!

Jan 6, 2016 21 notes
“Sexy” conquers the gut!!

asklalalexxi:

So I’ve gotten a bunch of messages in the past from people saying things like “No one will love me because I’m fat” and “Girls always want men with ripped muscles and not a fat lard like me.” I don’t agree with this. I think there are some things WAY more important that would sway the average woman’s decision: clout, confidence, humor, talent, sociability, kindheartedness ect. All of these are INCREDIBLY important and can aid in the ideal image of “sexy.” 

Pictured: Gabriel Igesias


The word “sexy” in itself should be based on perspective, not societal views. When you wake up in the morning, you shouldn’t say “Ugh, me and my gut look like shit today” you should look in the mirror, put on a kissy face, and say something like “Hey good lookin! Who looks sexy today?  *points* You!” Sounds cheesy, but you do what you need to do to to get that confidence up, because THATS what will help you be sexy as fuck. Go play your guitar, go sing a song, go be a leader at a pep rally, go do some comedy bits on stage, go be a kindhearted goofy dad figure, go walk a tiny dog at a park (chicks love big dudes with tiny dogs for some reason). Whatever it is that you do, smile while you’re doing it! 

I got this mindset from my sister who has PCOS and has been overweight her whole life. This is actually what inspired her to be a beautician and make-up artist (very much a Rarity figure who always looks on the bright side like Pinkie). Throughout her life, she’s made “fat” look sexy with her motivational speaking, humor, and kindheartedness.

Some overweight guys Lexxi would gladly go on a date with: Ruben Studdard, Kevin James, Jack Black, John Travolta, Jerry Ferrara, Gabriel Igesias, and whoever this guy is!! LOOK HOW METAL HE LOOKS!!

Jan 3, 2016 28 notes
Special Delivery!Voice: LalaLexxi

askmagicfl said:*knocks on door* appointment and a delivery package~

Jan 3, 2016 87 notes
#audio #buttons mom #gifts #nsfw #voice #buttons adventures #mlp #rp #lalalexxi #christmas
Celestia Radio – All Pony, All The Time~celestiaradio.com

Just stopping by :)

Jan 2, 2016 14 notes
#celestia radio

December 2015

New Year wrap up! NEW YEAR WRAP UP! Let’s finish this shitty old year! :)

asklalalexxi:


I can definitely say that this year has been…interesting. It’s had its ups and super downs. But I’m REALLY happy I made it through all that’s happened to see another year. I’m still going through some rough remnants of the medical bullshit from February, but I’m really really hoping it disappears in 2016 and I can go back to eating like a normal human again.

Year Highlights:

  • Lexxi learns of her reoccurring insecurities and fixes quite a few, including: not giving so much of a shit what people think about her, being more present for her friends, and looking more on the bright side of things when shit gets rough
  • Lexxi gets dangerously sick for the first half of the year, which still lingers to this day because of the demon paste known as Vegemite.(EVIL EVIL EVIL!!!!!!!)
  • Lexxi went through hell and back to finally find a career that suits her
  • Lexxi learns how to pay bills like an adult
  • Lexxi gets her “wings” and has no regrets ;)

Taking a moment to acknowledge the people who didn’t make it to this new year due to circumstances outside of their power. Some of these people didn’t see it coming. Just goes to show tomorrow is NEVER guaranteed, so live today like it’s your last. Now EVERYONE take my hoof, take a deep breath, and lets trot into 2016 bringing only new lessons we’ve learned in the previous year!!!

Dec 31, 2015 32 notes
Can you give a download to it? :3

Sure thingggg! https://instaud.io/gRf#0:29.2

Dec 31, 2015 13 notes
Steven Universe Opening (Cover by Lexxi!)Voice: LalaLexxi

asklalalexxi:

Wanted to cover this for a while. 

Dec 31, 2015 63 notes
#audio #steven universe
Everyone go wish Tiarawhy a happy birthday ;)

http://tiarawhynot.tumblr.com/

Dec 29, 2015 37 notes
#tiarawhy #birthday #buttons mom #animator
Sex in a nutshell

asklalalexxi:

I’ve wished this so many times in my life. I really REALLY wish people would be more accepting of the multitude of fetishes that surround us every day. Milfs, incest, amputee, farts, watersports, feet, ect. It’s really not fair for people to judge somepony based on what gets them off in the bedroom. If it’s not unwillingly hurting anyone, then I believe it shouldn’t matter! 

Actually the whole biological concept of sex is pretty sick itself if you think about it:  “Come here baby, lemme stick the smelly organ I use to pee into the soggy wrinkly opening where a fetus and sometimes fish-smelling blood comes out. Then lemme use my germ-infested tongue to slobber all over the place where you pee from, even though you most likely didn’t have time to shower before this, and you probably peed an hour before I stuck my tongue here. Also I’m proooobably going to give you a yeast infection later due to the mixture of unidentifiable juices coating these sensitive areas. Why stop there? Next I’ll use this same saliva-vaggie-juice tongue to lick the interior of your asshole, which, again, you most likely didn’t wash immediately beforehand because you just got off work and I couldn’t hold in my urge to dick something, so it’s probably sweaty and still partially being invaded by bits of feces and toilet paper clings. But wait THERE’S MOAR! I’m gonna use my sweaty, man-meat that was just inside your salty babymaker to force its way into this dung covered opening, encountering more yummy shit inside because I was too horny to wait for you to use an enema. Oh wait, it wont fit after I got it wet earlier? I don’t have lube, so I’ll gather a huge wad of germy, vaggie, shit, soup in my mouth and spit it onto your asshole. Mouthwash? No time for that shit! I’m HORNY as fuck!  Finally lemme spray my warm, urine-infused, liquid into your mouth for your thousands of tastebuds to enjoy; maybe get some of it on your face so you’ll discover it in a few hours as it peels off.”

^ this is all acceptable but god forbid someone rolls in with a foot fetish!! LIKE EWWWWWW FEEEEEET!!!!!!!! 

Dec 28, 2015 95 notes
L*xxy it's time for bedVoices: LalaLexxi

…when Lexxi gets sleepy… L*xxy comes out… -__-’ 

Dec 26, 2015 83 notes
#audio #so sleepy #should be in bed #lalalexxi #blacker lexxi #l*xxy #pinkie pie #buttons mom
Chrysalis Steals HearthswarmingVoice: LalaLexxi

Chryssi’s a b*cking Scrooge.

Dec 26, 2015 61 notes
#audio #ask buttons mom #Queen Chrysalis #lalalexxi #hearthswarming
Thank you for the Christmas card whoever you are! (Initials J.P.) :) *kiss*

I love letters!! If you all want to send me cards or drawings or envelopes full of glitter, be my guest! 

P.O. Box 3843
Chester, VA 23831


Dec 26, 2015 48 notes
#glitter #po box
too much nog, mom?Voice: LalaLexxi
Dec 25, 2015 62 notes
#audio #buttons mom #voice #button mash #christmas mom #egg nog #drunk
MERRY EVERYTHING! :)Voice: LalaLexxi

Happy Holiday’s everypony from your favorite mommy! <3

Dec 25, 2015 81 notes
#audio #hearthswarming #christmas #holidays #buttons mom #voice #milf #kiss #mistletoe #kISS ME! #LOVE ME! #mommy #lalalexxi

buttonmashthestache:

askbuttonsmom:

buttonmashthestache:

askbuttonsmom:

Bad news: someone drank the vodka I was going to use for my cookies :’(

Good News: I’m a masterbaker and I can improvise. ;)

I don’t… HIC! Know what yer… Talkin aboot…

…you don’t know huh? Is this why you’ve been walking into the same wall in Call of Cutie for the past hour and shot half of your own team? -_____-

Those Celestia damned… HIC! Fuckers… They called me a faggot, Mom! I just can’t deal with the p-pressure! CALL OF THE CUTIE MODERN LOVEFARE!

Dec 23, 2015 59 notes
post the recipe for those, please, miss, I have some liquor in the freezer I need to use up.

When I baked these I did so without a recipe, so here’s some approximate amounts. 

For Frosting Filling:

¼ cup of shortening or butter
3 tablespoons of eggnog OR heavy cream
½ teaspoon of salt
2 cups of powdered sugar

Mix this stuff up and round them out into separate ball shapes. Shove those in the freezer for about an hour to keep them from melting fast when they’re put inside the cookie. 

For cookie: 
1 egg
1 stick of butter
½ cup of white sugar
¼ cup of brown sugar
½ tablespoon vanilla
2 caps of Kaluah
1 tablespoon of eggnog
1 ¼ cups of flour
½ teaspoon of baking soda
¼ OR ½ teaspoon of baking powder depending on if you prefer crunchy or chewy
a few dashes of cinnamon
another few dashes of nutmeg
a TINY bit of salt


Mix the wet ingredients first. Mix the dry ingredients in a separate bowl and stir them in later.

The frozen frosting balls you made earlier should look something like this (mine are green because i added food coloring)

Tuck these frozen babies inside balls of cookie dough and pop them in the oven (350 degrees) for about 10-11minutes. If you have a muffin pan, it makes things easier and I wish i would’ve thought of such sooner.  > (\<

Dec 22, 2015 19 notes

buttonmashthestache:

askbuttonsmom:

Bad news: someone drank the vodka I was going to use for my cookies :’(

Good News: I’m a masterbaker and I can improvise. ;)

I don’t… HIC! Know what yer… Talkin aboot…

…you don’t know huh? Is this why you’ve been walking into the same wall in Call of Cutie for the past hour and shot half of your own team? -_____-

Dec 22, 2015 59 notes
Dec 22, 2015 33 notes
#mommy's kitchen #cookies #holiday #baking #kaluah

Bad news: someone drank the vodka I was going to use for my cookies :’(

Good News: I’m a masterbaker and I can improvise. ;)

Dec 22, 2015 59 notes
Pineapple vodka cookies?

yay or neigh?

Dec 22, 2015 21 notes
#experimentation #mommy's kitchen
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