assertiveturtle said:Yo Miss Mash, you heard about the new milf on he block? Fluttershy’s mom is pretty damn sexy. I aint gonna lie, I fapped to her, I’m sorry to have to betrayed you. What are your thoughts? Does this new challenger pose a threat to your title as top milf or no.
Can’t you see he’s the boy, let me hear you applaud he is more than a boy he’s a shiny golden god!
If you think it’s time to fucking clop, to fucking foals, out of control, well then you know you’ve got to rock the block, and fucking suck his fucking cock, ‘cause when you rule, you fucking school all of the fools, out of their jewels, 'cause if you think it’s time to, if you think it’s time to, if you think it’s time to fucking cloooooooooop.
He is going to kick your fucking ass, and you know his name is Button Mash, clopping and fucking gaming, and fucking clopping, and fucking gaming, and fucking [vocal solo]..
**PRIORITY CALL OUT TO E-WORD FOR BEING TOP PATRON AND TOP KEK** <3 *passionately kisses him*
Thank you 7 for your continuous generosity!! As always, I use any funds to do things to further my career (and move me the fuck out of this house to an area that KNOWS what the hell voice acting is!)
Oh! Speaking of furthering my career! I’ve got some HUGE neeewws that’ll be fuckin awesome if it happens! (no I’m not pregnant) > 3<
So, earlier this week I was unexpectedly contacted by a recruiter for a major television network. She told me that they have a lead role available for an episode of this Tv series, and she wanted me to audition for the part. I was a flabbergasted mess because I didn’t apply to be a lead for the show; only an extra with no speaking parts (like 4 months ago)! I’d never face-acted before in my life, other than random youtube skits. I replied back telling her I didn’t know if I was good enough for a lead role, and literally within 10min she replied back to me saying “Are you sure you don’t want to audition? You never know what could happen.”
I facepalmed and submitted an audition revolving around the improv prompts she provided. “Wouldn’t hurt to humor this lady..” I thought. I got a response back from her: “Don’t think you’re good enough? Are you kidding?? You need to give yourself some credit, because your audition was amazing! I’m sending it over to the producers for their final say.”
WHAT THE FUUUUUUUUCK???
Sooooo… if the producers give my audition the thumbs up, I’m going to be on tv as the lead character of an episode of ***********! (wont tell you guys until they say i’ve officially booked the role~) I’ll know within the next few days. CROSS YOUR FINGERS AND YOUR DICKS FOR ME!!
Wow, listening to the progress on our “Strangers” cover
…..its making me tear up, it’s so pretty… :’)
You guys are really in for it when it comes out soon. Was planning to have it come out on the blog anniversary, but we wanted to put more work into it and not rush it. This is going to sound PERFECT everypony, trust us. ^ __^