Thank you guys for your support this month, and for some of you the previous months too! As I posted in the last patreon update, proceeds are going to the “Get Lexxi the Fuck Out” fund! For the newbies, I’m living at my conservative parents’ house, and I’m almost never able to use my sultry voice to my full potential for you guys because it’d be unacceptable behavior. I’m not only saving up to move out of this place, but I’m planning to move to Cali so I can go to an area where “voiceover” isn’t some ungodly term.
You guys have really been helping me out since finding a job around here isnt as easy as people think… (See post about needing experience to get experience.) I’ve been out of the job for 7 months because I was unable to get my cruise job back, and I’m still waiting for Disney to make space for me. I just got word from the hiring recruiter that there’s someone ahead of me who’s been waiting for their ship for 4 months. I’ve applied to other cruiselines too and they havent budged either.
Since then, I’ve been applying to things on land in my field, but to no avail. So next week If I don’t hear back from this radio station job I applied for, I’ll suck it up and work at my mom’s Walmart. Its waayy out of my field, but its money. Just gotta keep telling myself that these tasks are temporary and they’re needed to help me grow! I WANT TO GET BETTER AT WHAT I DO, DAMNIT!! /)^3^(\
I forget I get new followers every month. Hi I’m Lexxi!
For those who need an update. Hi, I’m Lexxi. I’m the voice of Buttons Mom on this blog, in the NSFW Tiarawhy game, and a few youtube vids. I like sexy horses. Yes, I’m female. I love to voice act (been doing so for quite a while now). I like to make audios for you lovely people, sometimes steamy enough to make you cream your boxers. I have an incredibly open personality and it’s pretty hard to gross me out. (Unless you say something like Trump is your sexy bae.) I dont get offended easily and sometimes I offend soooo if i say something that offends you, there are currently 292.6 million more blogs to bitch at on Tumblah. ^__^
I used to work on a cruise ship taking care of spoiled kids, sometimes 1,200 of them on one cruise… Don’t get me wrong, kids are fun to entertain if they arent little shits! Despite the 11hr work days and no days off, this was hands down my favorite job. Unfortunately, I got too sick to take my 2nd ship contract so now I’m at home feeling better than before, but hating how the job market works. “Sorry, you need experience to get experience to get experience for this job! LOL”
I aspire to be one of the greatest voice actors evar. Animations, Radio, Commercial, Narrative, I wanna do ‘em all!! It’s not hard to find me on Youtube since ive been in a number of animations over the years. I go by Foxy.
So yeah…that’s me. *burps in the sexiest way possible* Welcum to my blogs! And for those who have been here with me for 3yrs, you can vouch for my ability to make heads roll~ ;)
You know what I love about the movie American Tail and other 80s animated movies?
They actually got child actors to sing even if they werent the best singers. They sounded like normal kids proudly performing at an elementary school play. Pitch, tone, and tuning weren’t in their vocabularies. Referencing the song “Somewhere Out There” from American Tail, and “If We Hold On Together” from the FIRST Land Before Time.
Nowadays kids need to go through an insane amount of singing classes to to even be noticed by directors. LET OUR CHILDREN SING LIKE CHILDREN!!
Don't yo just loooove how the writers made the most practical pony in the show completely irrational and inefficient? I could have sworn Granny Smith was suposed to be tending the pigs in that scene.
I think about this myself all the time….. What if earth pones are pones who just didnt develop long enough to gain wings or a horn? What made me get the short end of the genetic stick? ; __;
The end of the episode wasn’t my cup of tea. It basically proved that
unicorns will always trump over earth ponies. I mean how the buck is AJ
supposed to use Twi and Rar’s methods to lessen the time for her chores
when she cant do magic. I understand the feeding pigs one, but turning
on a mass sprinkler system all at once?
Provided a voice for kriegthemonster‘s original character. How’d I do? :)
Message me if you’d like a commission in a random voice or a pony voice! (keep in mind Im not always able to do NSFW because of where I live, especially if the voice is loud)
“Sorry, you need experience to get this job’s experience to get the experience you need for another experience.”
“Oh? You want an internship to help you gain the knowledge and skills you need to get the experience you’re striving for? Sorry, you have to currently be in college slaving away for a degree that probably wont help in the future since you wont have the experience you need to get your desired experience.
“If you want to go off on your own to create your own content, better make sure it gets popular enough or it’ll be worth no more than brownie points to you. You can’t live on brownie points, kiddo.”
“You will always need money to live, and all entry level positions have nothing to do with what you got your 4 year degree in; what you love to do and what you would like to be doing for the rest of your life. Better settle for working at Walmart for the next 4-10 years, because that bachelors you hold is no better than someone else’s.”
Why does everyone think this is okay??
I’ve been out of college for 2 years. Aside from working 2 Summer jobs that didn’t lead me anywhere, I’ve just been sitting at home scrolling through jobs in my field that say things like “10+ years of experience required” or “Professional demo required.” There was a saying that the crew on my ship always mentioned: “The people who work on ships are the ones who can’t make it on land.” I ignored them then, but every day that I’m sitting here applying and getting turned down, I start to see how right they were.
I don’t have time for fun. No time to make the things I love because they’re silly and won’t help me in the future because the content is considered unprofessional. No time to catch up on episodes of things like everyone else. Friends and doctors have told me to relax and take some leisure days, but every moment that I’m sitting idly, I mentally feel like I should be doing something important instead of just sitting around.
Doctor offered to give me anti-depression medication (not just the one I’m taking to claimingly help my stomach.) I don’t have depression. I have unfulfillment. But I’m pretty sure he doesn’t know what that feels like since he’s working his dream career prescribing people like me pills.
For anyone who needs feels as if they haven’t accomplished anything, this 40 seconds is for you.
Caption:
Theres
always going to be that feeling where you think you’re at a standstill in
life. It’s normal to find a stopping point in our journey upwards.
Imagine it this way: Let’s say life is an elevator. As you go up, you
have to stop on certain floors, maybe to let people off, maybe to let
people on, maybe even to get off yourself. There’s no shame in getting
off the elevator as long as you’re gathering materials on the floor
you’re on to continue on your journey upward. So DONT get off the
elevator if you think you’re going to lose the drive to get back on, or
you’ll be stuck on that floor forever.
Thank you guys for supporting me every month as I pursue my future endeavors!
Mygoalfor this year is to moveout of my parents’ house so I can voice things to my full potential (meaning, ability to record more NSFW material in a more liberal environment.) Right now I’m only able to when no one is home, which is almost never because of my parents’ schedules. So, to put it bluntly, I cant be the sexy voice goddess I want to be all the time til I get the fuck out of here! > A<
If you would like to support the “Get Lexxi the Fuck Out!” fund, feel free to become a patron! Or if you’re unable to do a thing every month, feel free to provide a 1 time donation. **UNDERSTAND that you should only donate if you have extra change! Don’t toss your whole paychecks at me if you’re the ones who need it most!**
Also sorry if I seem to disappear for days at a time. I’m either job hunting, looking for a place to live, or fighting the insurance company with my laser nipples.
DON’T FORGET TO WISH YOUR MOMS A HAPPY MOTHERS DAY!! ^__^
Being mom is a 24/7 job, and we deserve all the love, not just on this day, but every day! This love is not just limited to moms, but any guardian who acts as a maternal figure and positive role model!
We will always watch you grow throughout life and gain the knowledge you need to succeed., We may not be the most tech savvy as times change, but remember this; If you ever make fun of us for not knowing a simple computer concept, we can always bring up how we had to teach you how to wipe your own ass and hold a b*cking fork! ^____^
usedspade said:
I
have been trying to get in to voice acting any advice also I just have
to add this but you voice the only way I could describe it is like
butter slow melting on freshly made toast.
little tech-loving sister! She can be…quite the handful…but I’m sure she means well! Catch Copper and her siblings at the one and only Babscon next weekend!! :)