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**Headphones** So these eggs are 1000% organic (like seriously, they JUST came off the farm, as you can see by the dirt on one of them) Don’t worry, I gave them a good scrubbing before frying them up with the bacon!
Some had the Atari 2600. Others grew up with Mario and the NES. But for a lot of young, budding PC gamers, there were Humongous Entertainment’s quirky and colorful edutainment titles. Now, these classic adventure games are making their way to Steam.
S-SPY FOX IS COMING BACK!? THAT SEXY MOFO!! :D I used to play all the games when I was a kid! They were pretty tough for an 8yr old, but it took me about a month to get through them.
Spyfox. You mean that swave asshole fox in a suit who had tooth brush lasers and anvil dispensing pens out the wazu?
Some had the Atari 2600. Others grew up with Mario and the NES. But for a lot of young, budding PC gamers, there were Humongous Entertainment’s quirky and colorful edutainment titles. Now, these classic adventure games are making their way to Steam.
S-SPY FOX IS COMING BACK!? THAT SEXY MOFO!! :D I used to play all the games when I was a kid! They were pretty tough for an 8yr old, but it took me about a month to get through them.
I love the shit out of you all and I love it when you show how much you enjoy what I do by sending me things that make me smile, but here’s the rule I have: Don’t expect something out of it, beit sex, my attention, ect. I love when you all like me, but if you send me something, I’m going to see…
So a friend of mine is giving away 3 beta keys (FREE!) for the new upcoming MOBA, Dead Island Epidemic.
It’s like LOL and DOTA 2, except with zombies, and finding supplies. I just need a short message explaining how bad you want the key and your steam email, and it can be yours!(PM ME!!) I will post the 3 winner’s messages (Please put your email at the bottom of the message so I can exclude it from the screenshot if you win.)
To reintroduce myself to the peeps who just go here, my name is of no importance, but you can call me Lexxi, Mistress, Mistress Lexxi, or “~ah! oh LEXXI! <3” (You may NOT however spell my name wrong or I’ll make sure to rip off and chew your testes like gumballs! ^ -^ *cute giggle*)
So Lexxi, what's it like having an ask blog? Is it everything you had imagined? Or is it more or less?
It’s very odd….but in a good way. Like getting your first sensual back massage from a lesbian.
It feels really weird going from someone who no one knew about to some sort of “vocal goddess.” <—-taken from what a follower told me when I first showed up. I really like seeing that people are actually enjoying my presence, ya know? At the same time I get to do one of the things I love, doing silly voices. *incredibly gay cute giggling*
At the same time though, I do feel a bit overwhelmed sometimes because I feel like I have to answer all the questions I get (cause I like satisfying people.) This is why on Skype I rarely show up online; I just end up getting way too many messages at once, and I feel bad when I cant conversate with everyone. It PEEVES me even more when some come to me saying “Why don’t you ever talk to me?? You must hate me!!”
Here’s a screenshot of my inbox:
Yeeaahh, this is another instance in life where I wish there was at least 100 of me. So everyone can have their own personal Lexxi. *in Oprah voice* ”You get a Lexxi! You get a Lexxi! EVERYONE gets a Lexxi!!!”
Someone legitimately went into my paypal account and changed my password and I couldnt get in!! Luckily I was able to call the number to get a new one before they had taken any money out. PLEASE TAKE THIS HEARTBLEED THING SERIOUSLY!
One of my friends came to me with a serious issue about how he was now on the registered sex offenders list because a 17 year old girl he knew texted him nudes of herself without him wanting it. That was enough evidence against him to put him on the black list, and it wont expire for the next 15 years.
I know you all are tooooootally honest people, but I should stress anyway. If you’re NOT 18 or older, PLEASE don’t send me anything, or even follow my blogs.
Take your hands and stretch your face out in the most hideous way possible, and look back into the mirror. Gasp in revoltion at how horrendous you look, then let go and let your face snap back to normal. Now be happy that you don’t look like that previous creature (unless your face got stuck…in which case, sorry.)
Selling Samson C01U Studio Condenser Mic in epic condition for $60 (bought it for $99). Message me on TUMBLR (not Skype cause I may not see that message as quickly) if you’re interested! I’ll be sure to announce when it’s sold already.
Selling in U.S. only :(
Sorry the output on this audio was so low, I forgot to turn it up as I was recording >__<
April Fools everypony, I’m not really disowning my hyperactive son. He may be a handful sometimes, but he’s keeping my life as interesting as I want it to be. Daily exotic dancing could never give me what I have now. :)
Every day after I had Button, I’ve had to hear “Mom my head is stuck in the toilet again!” and “Moooom I don’t think I should’ve eaten this!” and “MOM!! IT DOESNT FIT!” The colt is a royal headache and I’ve decided to knock him out, put him in a baby basket, and leave him on the front porch of a fire station hoping they’ll adopt him. I will be going back to my old exciting life as a dancer. I miss the ol’ spotlight. ;)
~Shh, don’t tell button my plan’s though. It’s all gonna happen tomorrow, and I’ll be free once again!