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October 2013

Oct 13, 2013 330 notes
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Ask Lalalexxi blog

mod blog is up and running. it’s a bit empty, dry, and dusty like my p***y will be in 70 years… so you should help me fix that. ~Lexxi~

http://asklalalexxi.tumblr.com/

Oct 13, 2013 11 notes
Oct 12, 2013 44 notes
Oct 12, 2013 266 notes
Sexy to me is confidence. I think people who are brave enough to put their selves out their rather it be voice or picture or what ever is hot. You don't have to look good or sound good but as long as you think you are good then people tend to think better of that person. You make yourself sound confident and I think that attracts a wide verity of people to you. That is what I think Sexy is. Don't worry if you might not be the best looking A plus 10/10 person. If you think you are then you are.

“You make yourself sound confident and I think that attracts a wide variety of people to you. That is what I think Sexy is. Don’t worry if you might not be the best looking A plus 10/10 person. If you think you are then you are.” (askautumngem)

you guys…….are making me shed liquid pride. fucking STOP!!! It’s so gay!!  :’) ~Lexxi~

Oct 12, 2013 20 notes

I’m really liking these answers I’m getting. Some of them are obvious and some I actually never thought about until they were mentioned. 

Oh! There’s something else I’ve been thinking about lately. This blog is called Ask Button’s Mom and I think I’ve accidentally opened up a can of “Ask Lexxi” and some of you have mentioned this with an upset tone. I’ve been trying to cut back on the amount of answers “I’m” answering so I don’t clutter the blog with things that are not Elaina/clop related. Feels like I’m ruining the spirit of the blog ya know? What do you all think? (This reminds me alot of Erik Erikson’s study of identity crisis…) >: ~Lexxi~

Oct 12, 2013 12 notes
#am I me? #or am I her? #or am I someone else?
So I noticed something interesting

None of you have seen me in person. You only hear my voice (not even my real one at that.) What I find extraordinary is that through the use of vocal tidbits and a few personality traits, alot of you think I’m attractive. I’m really interested in why this is and what the collective opinion is on attraction. Not saying that I’m not attractive (psh, i’m a sexy beast!) but like…what makes you all think that I am?

Back in high school I never stood out in the crowd and I wasn’t really seen as anyone but “that girl who sits in the front row in math class.” I was incredibly lanky and geeky looking; I even got picked on by the generic mean girls who thought they were the shit and could easily rule the school. (yeeah, everyone knows those girls…) Despite being this bland chick, I somehow miraculously have a favorable identity here, enough to be called cute/attractive/hot/sexy. Can someone tell me what “sexy” is? For years I thought it meant someone with curves, boobs, looonngg curly hair, and bang-able overall, but apparently that’s not all there is to it.

(huh, now i see why people think Twilight is my perfect personality match.)  ~Lexxi~

Oct 12, 2013 36 notes
#curiosity #what is sexy? #study of attraction
Stream: Playing some good old Portal 2livestream.com

ask-thecrusaders:

It’s hard to get used to the tiny screen of a laptop when you usually work on a 27” monitor. I have to set my mind off this situation with some gaming.

Oct 12, 2013 70 notes
It's official, I'm sick.... :(

I’m at my parent’s house for the weekend and they’re shoving soup down my throat….this really sucks. My nose is clogged up and i sound more nasally than normal. ~Lexxi~

Oct 12, 2013 18 notes
Sore Throat Remedy

libre-enfin:

It’s absolutely vile, but if you need to sing in the next half hour and your cords are on fire and swollen shut…

Mix:

  • 1 tbsp apple cider vinegar 
  • 1 tbsp honey 
  • 1 tsp lemon juice 
  • 1 pinch cayenne pepper

in 8 oz. warm water

It works!!

I just tried this and it tasted like shit……but i wont lie, it helped a bit.

Oct 10, 2013 26 notes
i dont feel so good, guys......

i think I’m at my limit…its cold and rainy outside, i havent been sleeping that well because of midterms, and it feels like I’m going to collapse…. I’m INCREDIBLY sorry that I cant finish anymore answers, but I also dont want my voice to sound like shit while doing them. ill make it up to you all sometime….but right now I need to rest my throat. ~Lexxi~

Oct 10, 2013 20 notes
#i cant
Mane 6?LalaLexxi

Anon Asked: “have you met the mane 6?”

Anon Asked: “Ms Mash, have you ever met the Mane 6?”

Anon asked: “have you ever stumbled upon the mane 6?”

Oct 10, 2013 66 notes
#ask button's mom #audio #button mash #milf #mlp
Favorite Position?LalaLexxi

Anon Asked: “Soooo mis mash, do you have a favorite position?”
Anon Asked: “what’s your favorite sex position? s-sorry if I’m being too straight forward!! *sweatdrop*”
Anon asked: “favorite position?”

Oct 10, 2013 59 notes
#ask button's mom #audio #favorite position #lalalexxi
Did you know.....?LalaLexxi

Anon said: “psst…hay ms mash, wanna hear some gossip? did you know that… *whisper whisper whisper*…?” >_>

Oct 10, 2013 44 notes
#ask button's mom #audio #gossip #has anyone ever
Why Thursdays?

Anon Asked: “Why thursdays though, Ms Mom?”
Anon Asked: “why not tuesdays or wednsdays?”

Oct 10, 2013 43 notes
#ask button's mom #audio #thursdays?
Good News is IT'S THURSDAY!

bad news is, i think I’m catching a cold…….. -__-

So I shall do my best to answer some of your questions tonight because I love you all! 

Oct 10, 2013 13 notes
#ask button's mom #i'm getting sick
Lexxi sleepy..... = __=

it’s 2am and i dont want to look at a textbook ever again…..goodnight everypony. wish me luck on my exam tommarow today. ZZzzzz…. ~Lexxi~

Oct 10, 2013 23 notes
#sleepy as fuuu
Oct 10, 2013 361 notes
Oct 10, 2013 518 notes
Lexxi does procrastination always make you this horny?

Yes. because I’m pretty sure anyone would rather orgasm than do Attachment Theory analysis. ~Lexxi~

Oct 10, 2013 33 notes
Oct 9, 2013 51 notes
#fuck yes #studybreak #lalalexxi
Who's lexxi?

The chick voicing Elaina Mash on this page.

And your new mistress. Congratulations! now bend over… ~Lexxi~

Oct 9, 2013 24 notes
Oct 8, 2013 81 notes
#horny beyond belief
Lexxi! If I see you on tumblr again, I'll give you a spanking. >:3

…………….i dont see how this is motivating me to study, hun. ~Lexxi~

Oct 8, 2013 18 notes
Lexxi, go study, we love ya but you need to study, so go fucking study~

FINE!!!!!!! UGH!! You all are SO getting punished after all my exams are done….. -_________-‘ ~Lexxi~

Oct 8, 2013 11 notes
Okay guys

Everytime I post something to this page, i want you all to say “Lexxi, get the FUCK off tumblr and keep STUDYING!!”

I may groan at you for doing so, but right now I need to be told this. ~Lexxi~

Oct 8, 2013 18 notes
#exams suck
STUDY LOCKDOWN!!!

Alright guys, I’m gonna be on lockdown for a few days because I have not one, but TWO exams this week. One thursday, one friday. It’s not that I dont love you all (believe me I do with all of my strawberry scented heart!) but my GPA comes first! I can’t get Senioritis just yet! 

So I probably wont be posting too much this week because I’ll be studying like a geeky bitch. I’ll TRY to get some audios out on Thursday like I normally do, though. Love you guys! :) ~Lexxi~

Oct 7, 2013 18 notes
#fuckin college #can't wait to graduate #lalalexxi
hey lexi what are youre peeves?

when people spell my name wrong…………….. ~LEXXI~

Oct 7, 2013 20 notes
I'm confused as to how everyone is spelling your name wrong, you spell it out in every one of your responses... Anywho, have you ever had a bf/gf before? And if not, do you like not talk to anyone, cause anyone who hears your voice will instantly become naked. It's the law.

I generally have a quiet voice in class and I only talk when I raise my hand, so it wouldn’t surprise me if I’m not noticed too much. Like I said before, I’m a pretty shy chick. I guess you all should feel special because tumblr is generally where I can have a voice, ya know? It’s where I can be….me and not give to much of a shit if people dont like me! :)

And yes I’ve had a bf in the past, but he was….how you say…a douchehole. ~Lexxi~

Oct 7, 2013 16 notes
Would the miss object to an audience? I have been known to be very supportive of other's self esteem.

**suddenly notices people watching**

B-BAKAS!!! DON’T LOOK AT ME!!!!! >//////< ~Lexxi~

Oct 7, 2013 22 notes
Yeah Lexi what does it take to be yours?~

Lexxi: **not listening (to the stallion who spelled her name wrong) and busy stripping to “Fly Away Now” with her eyes closed**

Oct 7, 2013 9 notes
I find ya Really Sexy Lexxi. :3. Mind if we take it to the bedroom?

Lexxi: **not listening and busy stripping to “Fly Away Now” with her eyes closed**

Oct 7, 2013 16 notes
Lexxi, I've never eaten a girl out before. Can I practice on you? We can watch the Lion King afterward. :D

Make it Aladdin and you’ve got a deal!! :3 ~Lexxi~

Oct 7, 2013 22 notes
Lexxi... You have to pretend to be the hottest bitch in the room when you're by yourself?

Yeah cause like, believe it or not, I’m not as confident as I seem. So I find this a good way to practice for whenever I get a bf/gf. Doesnt hurt to give it a shot right? :) ~Lexxi~

Oct 7, 2013 11 notes
Play
Oct 7, 2013 69 notes
#TMI #fly away now #panty and stocking #strip tease #lalalexxi #i like to teach the world to fap
Another Stream because it's sunday and stufflivestream.com

ask-thecrusaders:

Working on Backgrounds and minor keyposes for Don’t Mine at Night.

Oct 6, 2013 65 notes
So Lexxi I was wondering what are your favorite Disney movie mine are LILO and stitch

I LOVE the Great Mouse Detective for some reason maybe because I had an embarrassingly unhealthy crush on Basil growing up . Also, I love Vincent Price’s dastardly voice. ~Lexxi~

Oct 5, 2013 20 notes
Well Lexxi I love the work and I hope you continue doing it, have fun! Oh, do you mind my asking what you're majoring in? If it wasn't already said :P

Psychology. I plan on going into counseling and/or child development. Either way, I like talking to people and seeing what makes them tick. :) ~Lexxi~

Oct 5, 2013 3 notes
Lexxi, what about the other team? Do you look for different things in your mares than in your colts?

I like my mares to NOT try so hard to be beautiful because it ends up making them look insanely abnormal. That’s all I need for physical features. In general just be kind to me and I’d love you forever!


Disney movies and cuddling are still a must of course. Oh! while we’re doing so, I’d like to be kissed in various places, cause I’m a complete sucker for foreplay. ;) ~Lexxi~

Oct 5, 2013 10 notes
Pray tell, what are those "codes" I've seen for?

Thats my ponycode just incase you want to use it in generalzoi’s Pony Creator for any reason. :3 ~Lexxi~

http://generalzoi.deviantart.com/art/Pony-Creator-Full-Version-254295904

Oct 5, 2013 5 notes
You all are seriously the greatest....

I’m feeling a lot better after sleeping til 2pm and chugging water for my desert-dry mouth. <3

Wishing me good health and encouraging me to keep doing what I do despite what others say. It makes me question who the REAL mothers of this page are. Luv you all!! <3~Lexxi~

Oct 5, 2013 28 notes
#hangovers #suck #lalalexxi
Oct 5, 2013 32 notes
Hey, Lexxie. Look, I do think your blog here is a cool idea and all, but I'm a little upset. Hear me out, I'm not here to hate. I just feel like you're just sitting in front of a microphone, saying a couple things, posting it to Tumblr, and just rolling in the attention and followers. It feels like you're taking all the hard work artists and musicians and the like do and kinda putting them to shame! They work really hard to gain attention, and you just get it by acting sexy. Just my thoughts.

Err…I’m not trying to steal your spotlight, hun. I’m just having some fun in between schoolwork/classes (takes some of the Senior stress away.) It’s not my fault if I’m “rolling in the attention and followers” as you say,  cause honestly I don’t really care how many followers I get. Hell, I was happy with the first 50! If you think my main goal has been to “put hardworking artists and musicians to shame” then you really need to step back, look at yourself, and see what sort of attitudes you’re projecting on others that you yourself have. I fucking ADORE and support the artists because of how much effort they put into their pieces. I even felt really shakey about using Jan’s character for this blog in the first place, to the point where I asked him multiple times myself if it was okay.  Besides, if you’re allowed to do what you like to do, why am I not allowed to do what I like to do? Seems really self-centered and unfair to tell someone to go away because they’re getting more attention than some. 

By the way sweetheart, you spelled my name wrong. ~L-e-x-x-i~ 

Oct 5, 2013 28 notes
You feeling any better today Lexxi?

Yeah, but now I’m like…..hungover…. ~Lexxi~

Oct 5, 2013 8 notes
Hey Lexxi, have you seen someone drew your OC?

I saw the one that was submitted earlier and i loved the shit out of it :3 ~Lexxi~

Oct 5, 2013 9 notes
Hey Lexxi! So I was wondering...what do you look for in a guy?

Any man who’s willing to cuddle next to me while watching Disney/Tarantino movies on my couch is a good one. ^_^

Sexual-wise, any man who is willing to go down on me and eat me the fuck out is also a good one. (for some reason, guys expect us girls to go down on them, but when it comes to us, they turn away and think it’s gross. Hence why i dont give blowjobs unless I’m getting the equivalent.) ~Lexxi~

Oct 5, 2013 40 notes
hey lexxy can i play with your buttons?

Just because you spelled my name wrong, nope. =__= ~Lexxi~

Oct 4, 2013 11 notes
Oct 4, 2013 127 notes
You are one beautiful mare, Ms. Mash. Tell me, how do you keep yourself looking as stunning as you are considering your age?

Answered Here :)

http://askbuttonsmom.tumblr.com/post/62213027226/anon-asked-dear-miss-mash-how-do-you-keep#notes 

Oct 4, 2013 5 notes
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