Any interesting or out-there fetishes you have and feel comfortable sharing?
Lexxi- “I have a chaos fetish. It’s tough to explain. I like when sexual acts are so wild and over the top that everything around them just breaks or causes destruction. Ex. Something simple: Fucking someone so hard the bedframe pounds the shit out of the wall behind it, leaving it with a dent or hole in the wall. Ex. Having sex in an office and knocking EVERYTHING over without giving a fuck; including the computer. Ex. Something out there: The Turn Down for What music video (The furious humping, the inibility to control the body, everything breaking, ect.) If anyone knows the name of the fetish I’m describing, throw it at me!
Fun Fact: The Awesome Reach video by Egoraptor turned me the hell on when they started getting uncontrollable boners as they played. Pure. Chaos~ <3”
You suddenly find yourself stuck in the last game you played with the last pony you talked to. You now must complete the game from beginning to end with said pony. On a scale of 1 to 10, how fucked are you?
*Crashes through bedroom window covered in cuts and shads of glass* Okay Button, Take this high powered rifle. It’s loaded with a very powerful sedative, so go ahead and shoot your mother with it when you need a quick escape. Also, sorry about bleeding all over your carpet. Viva Sweetie Belle! *Dives back out the window*
oh son…if you’re going to toy with stallions, toy with ones your age…their cocks may be too much for you handle. :c
Just wanted to know you look absolutely phenomenal today because you have a face. Some dont have faces and they may not be as happy. So smile and be happy that you have a face..to smile with!
Hey Elaina, Chris-Chan wants to meet you to agree about a MLP/Sonichu crossover that is personally working on. According to the storyboard, it seems that you have to mating with him and his yellow hedgehog-pokémon creature. Interested?
I did 5 situp's at 12:30 at night because I couldn't sleep, because I was too hyped on Deseret. Now I can't sleep because of adrenaline. Thanks for that.
If you read this you HAVE to do 5 sit-ups OR crunches.
If you see this, you HAVE to do the above. You just thought about scrolling past this because you’re far too busy “being productive”, but if you do, it’s just gonna bother you until you do them. Slowly picking at your brain like a bad itch because you were that one wittle bitch who couldn’t do 5 wittle bitty sit-ups in their lazy spare time.
That’s okay, I knew you couldn’t do them anyway. Keep scrolling while thinking about the fat you could’ve burned. ;)
If you’re reading this then you’re not currently spending time with your family like you SHOULD be! Get off your soon to be chubby plot and go help your family cook the yummy meal!
If your family isn’t around this Thanksgiving, just remember that wherever they may be, they’re still thinking about you. Be thankful for the ones who love you despite all of your flaws. Everyone has at least one person in mind.
Oh, also when you’re sitting at the big dinner table with the rest of your family, tryyyyyyy to put up with that uncle that gets on your nerves with his cheesy jokes and his coin-behind-the-ear “magic” tricks. ^ __ ^
Now I’m going back to cooking! Button absolutely loves my famous double stuffed baked potatoes. :)
Went out to get snacks, played some video games..then had a bit of fun since there was 5 years of tension in our bodies. ;3
If this is the kind of skills they teach you on the team, then sign me uppp~
THAT WONDERBOLT HAS NO WINGS! ITS A MIRACLE I TELL YOU! EARTH…
He actually lost his wings in accident where he saved some of his teammates. He’s still on the team because they honor him for his bravery and quick thinking. They all chipped in to build him a pair of prosthetic wings to keep him soaring. Salute him for his persistence, because most would’ve given up. :)
Everyone should buy my son’s CD!! One of his songs, “The Rhyme”, is being featured on a radio station in his area and is being played in schools as an anti-bullying campaign. Theres only a few CDs left and it’s for a good cause! (He’s even signing them!)
If you dont want the physical CD, you can always download the whole album for just $5. Come ooooon, you’d pay me $5 to wave my plot in your face, now use that 5 to show him some love too (er, not in the same manner…) ;)