Behold. The guy who voiced all of those Disney promo’s and commercials that came on your old VHS tapes before the movie started. Mark Elliot. Hard to believe this voice comes out of an actual human.
If I DO end up going to BronyCon, I’m gonna wear a HUGE obnoxious hat and take a picture of it to upload here before I go. This way, you’ll KNOW if you see me in the crowd!!
P.S. I FUCKING WANT THIS HAT!!!
P.S.S. I’m fucking buying this hat.
Yeaah, you uh….go and do that while you’re with me…I’m just gonna mosey away from you to stare at the assorted flanks and pretend not to know you….
Anti-socialite Rella gets a lesson from the talented vocalist Lexxi about being more receptive to others, and optimizing her vocal range to its fullest.
Finally got around to writing some more clopfiction. This one’s about the OC of my and everyone’s favorite vocalist on the rise, the ever-talented Lexxi-chan. If you’re not already following her, check her page out and take a look at her patreon. Otherwise, enjoy another story about pony sex that’s been way overdue! Thanks for your support everyone!
Bout time!! The lovely Cloperella has finally kept his promise (which he made back in like January/February) to write a story with me in it. I think it’s preeetty well done and I’m glad he worked so hard on it! Thanks hun!!! :)
EVERYONE MUST READ IT CAUSE I’M IN SEDUCTION MODE ;)
You wouldnt happen to know anybody needing some drawings would you?
Everypony, this person right here has been drawing things for me for a while and his art is ALWAYS exceptional. If anyone ever needs their OC’s or anything drawn he’s Mommy Approved :)
Someone sold me their 3-day pass ticket for $20 cheaper so I was able to snag it. Now only 3 obstacles stand in my way:
If I get a job within the next few days, getting the job to let me go for those 3 days. (If i get an IMPORTANT job within the next few weeks that will lead me to a career,…
I have no idea what this blog is or how I got here, but how are you anyways Mod?
It was very fortunate that you stumbled upon this blog. Because now you win a gold star and one of my famous gingerbread cookies! This is an audio blog dedicated to Button’s Mom in which I, the lovely Lexxi, answer people’s questions as the twice as lovely Elaina Mash (Button’s mom). This blog tends to get NSFW, so if you’re a minor go away before you get me in trouble with the feds.>_>
Feel free to skim around this blog, and my mod one located HERE! Now go forth and prosper and for FUCKS sake never EVER spell my name wrong or a world of hurt looms over your place of establishment. ~L-e-x-x-i~
I had 1 more audio to post as a response to “its early in the morning, why arent you in bed right now??” My answer was “And why aren’t YOU handcuffed to my bedframe?”
“Hello Elaina I would like to congratulate you on being the best mom ever.I baked you this erotic cake for you it has a picture of me on it,if you know what I mean.”
They may seem incredibly masculine and like they wouldnt care for that “foo-foo girly family crap”, but trust me, the best thing a father could hear from their child is how much they love and appreciate them. So even if their response to you is “Heh, you gay or somethin’?” That usually means…
So I just bought my dad a Star Trek motion sensor and he was overjoyed. What a dork! LOL
Also, happy Fathers day to both of my grandfathers in heaven. One of you I’d never met, and the other one I knew for years before you passed from lung cancer. Regardless, both of you were equally awesome for raising my parents and their multiple siblings. :)
As I said last week, wish all of your fathers a Happy Fathers Day!
They may seem incredibly masculine and like they wouldnt care for that “foo-foo girly family crap”, but trust me, the best thing a father could hear from their child is how much they love and appreciate them. So even if their response to you is “Heh, you gay or somethin’?” That usually means “Thank you” :)
Happy Father’s Day to all the fathers and father figures out there. And my regards to those who’s fathers and grandfathers are no longer in this life (like mine). I’m sure wherever they are, they can still hear your wish to them and they’d be thrilled to see that you took the time from your 9-5 busy day to give them some thought.
Also, shout out to those fathers in same sex relationships!! Don’t let society tell you what qualifies as a “father” and what gender relationships are fit to raise children. If you’re there for your children 23/7 (you have to have an hour to take a rest! ~_^) that’s good enough of a father to me!
Last shout-out to all the DILFS…..That is all. >__>
Hello dearest pets!! It completely slipped my mind that I forgot to thank Ledd Mettle for being a $50 patron!!! This guy was also the one who got me that pair of binaural ear mics (which I plan to use in the upcoming FP3.)
THANKS FOR BEING SUCH A SUPPORTIVE MOFO!! As you sleep, may you have wet dreams about me giving your pickle a nice blow. *blows kisses at him* ^ ___ ^
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Hello everypony! An animator buddy of mine could use some support on his patreon. If you have just a dollar to spare, you should show him some love! For those who dont know, he’s that guy who animated alot of the -licious videos. :)
Went to the gym earlier and overheard a mother in the locker room telling her 8 - 9 yr olds: “Sometimes people change their lady parts into man parts. They’re just weird like that.” and the kids were like “Hahaha those people are stupid!” I wanted to backhand the mother for teaching ignorance at a young age.
I can not tell you how baddly I want that rainbow flutter applejack audio... please... please allow me to have that OwO So am going to animate it if you let me
Unless you’re Button’s age, don’t even think about giving him shaving cream, wallets, or a “World’s Greatest Dad” tshirt. Thats a generic “dad gift”. Give him something STRAIGHT from your heart! :)
If he’s a nerd, I’d suggest going HERE and browsing!
Had some fun in the sun today with a very nice stallion. :)
So Button was at school and I’d just finished all of the housework, so I had some free time to relax. I decided to give my old friend, Jet Stream, a ring to see what he was doing today. I’d put on my summer shorts, t-shirt, and flip flops because we wanted to meet up at one of our favorite nature parks to take a nice stroll.
It’d been years since I’d been there, so I’d forgotten how beautiful it was. Vibrant colored birds and butterflies fluttered in the sunlight, frogs and koi fish swam through the lakes, occasionally resting next to turtles on rocks. After walking for a while, we decided to stop to take a break…in a bamboo thicket secluded from the other ponies enjoying the park. As I sat in his lap, the sun peaked through the trees and the occasional cardinal would sing its lullaby. It was relaxing~
I nestled into him more, teasingly rubbing my flank against his lap. It wasn’t long before I’d felt something start to grow under me. I grinned as he slid his hooves around my waist…..down my thighs…and between my legs. After unzipping my shorts and sliding them down to my knees, he reached around and rubbed my wet folds, instantly finding my swollen clit (which had already been protruding the minute I’d felt his hard on pressing against my ass.) I let out small sighs and gasps, as he rubbed my spot, making sure to keep quiet so that others in the area wouldn’t hear us in the bushes.
He’d been doing such a good job that I figured he deserved something sweet in return. I turned around and gave his member a nice squeeze through his jeans, causing his wings to rise. I quickly unbuttoned his jeans and reached into his boxers, looking around every so often to see if anypony was watching, even though we were deep in these woods and no one would find us. As expected, his cock was fully erect, a bit of slick pre gathering at the tip and shining in the sunlight. After spending a moment to admire it, I slowly slipped the head between my lips and let my warm tongue dance along the tip. He moaned under his breath as I went deeper…and deeper…eventually letting it touch the back of my throat. I wish I would’ve taken the second to look up to see his face. Judging by the soft moans he was making, I was pretty sure he was enjoying himself.
He suddenly stopped me, and I looked at him puzzled. I finally got the chance to look at his face. He had a look of pleasure and embarrassment. He then said “Wow um…you’re really really good at this….I’m sort of close already and I don’t want to make a mess just yet.” >__> I smiled thinking “Of course I’m good at this, sweetheart. I’ve been around the block for quite some time now." So we continued our walk around the park, stopping to see various foxes, bobcats, barn animals, ect.
We arrived at an area next to some train tracks, and we stopped again. We snuck past the "No Tresspassing” fence to get closer to the tracks. A big train was blocking our path, so we had to go the other direction. Before doing so though, I was talking smack about how cats are useless, sneaky creatures, including his pets. He gave me a dirty look and responded “You’d better talk nicely about my cats, Missy.” I glared back at him and said “And what if I don’t?” Once again, there were no other ponies around, so he pulled me into some bushes and over his knee. My shorts were yanked back down. I smiled devilishly, knowing what was next. He swiftly spanked my right cheek, causing me to let out a high pitched whimper. Each time I spoke badly about his cats, I was greeted with another swat on the tushy. A tear of pain and joy rolled down my face as my cheeks turned pink. He finally asked “You gonna be nice to my cats now?” I bit my lip and said through my teeth “Yes siiirrr…” He gave me another swat as reassurance, evoking another high pitched squeal.
He then began unbuttoning his jeans to let his cock spring out again. This time I was going to get to finish him…or so I thought. The minute I’d began sliding it into my mouth again, we heard someone walking our direction. “Shit!” we both thought as we were struggling to pull our pants back on. The hiker gave us a dirty look as he walked past us. My face was hot pink…just like my sore flank.
A Tennessee woman is posting graphic photos of her battered face online in an effort to spread awareness about domestic violence. Angela Brower, 37, said she recently broke up with her boyfriend of six months after he became verbally and physicall…
Please, don’t put yourselves in these positions; This can go for men too. Whenever you begin seeing signs of abuse (verbal or physical) GET OUT of the relationship and CALL for help. I’ve known too many who have been subject to this and I’d heard the same shit from all of them “He still loves me…. he just has some anger issues.” or “I can’t just up and leave, I still have my belongings in his house.”
If you’re in this sort of predicament, PLEASE get help. Same for if you know a man or woman in the situation, because if you don’t act, that individual may be gone tomorrow, and you’ll just live the rest of your life in regret.
Here’s a site you can go to for help. You can either call, or live chat with them. Just DO something and stop sitting there on your ass letting the beatings continue! http://www.thehotline.org/