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April 2014

You Have a beautiful voice . 3.

and you have the most beautiful blue eyes, sweetheart :)

Apr 29, 2014 14 notes
Getting reintroduced to Steam

I got an account a few years ago, but never really used it til now.

Apr 29, 2014 23 notes
#steam #sucks that I have a mac #HOW THE BUCK DO YOU EXIT FULL SCREEN??
Do you put every question “anon said" or is that just 1000s of anons asking.

Tends to be anons who ask a majority of the questions. Probably cause they’d be too embarrassed to ask as themselves. I don’t mind it though.

Apr 29, 2014 10 notes
Remember Putt-Putt? Pajama Sam? Freddi Fish? They're Coming to Steamkotaku.com

twoscoreandfourpairs:

asklalalexxi:

Some had the Atari 2600. Others grew up with Mario and the NES. But for a lot of young, budding PC gamers, there were Humongous Entertainment’s quirky and colorful edutainment titles. Now, these classic adventure games are making their way to Steam.

S-SPY FOX IS COMING BACK!? THAT SEXY MOFO!! :D I used to play all the games when I was a kid! They were pretty tough for an 8yr old, but it took me about a month to get through them. 

Spyfox. You mean that swave asshole fox in a suit who had tooth brush lasers and anvil dispensing pens out the wazu?

Dude. I’m there.

More like you’re in there like swimwear. 

Apr 28, 2014 60 notes
#spyfox #lame jokes
Remember Putt-Putt? Pajama Sam? Freddi Fish? They're Coming to Steamkotaku.com

asklalalexxi:

Some had the Atari 2600. Others grew up with Mario and the NES. But for a lot of young, budding PC gamers, there were Humongous Entertainment’s quirky and colorful edutainment titles. Now, these classic adventure games are making their way to Steam.

S-SPY FOX IS COMING BACK!? THAT SEXY MOFO!! :D I used to play all the games when I was a kid! They were pretty tough for an 8yr old, but it took me about a month to get through them. 

Apr 28, 2014 60 notes
MAJOR rule I have for those who send me giftsasklalalexxi.tumblr.com

asklalalexxi:

I love the shit out of you all and I love it when you show how much you enjoy what I do by sending me things that make me smile, but here’s the rule I have: Don’t expect something out of it, beit sex, my attention, ect. I love when you all like me, but if you send me something, I’m going to see…

Apr 26, 2014 35 notes
real quick
Apr 26, 2014 93 notes
Apr 26, 2014 8 notes
**eye twitch** o__e

“…message me with why you want it and include your email at the BOTTOM of the message!”

Just got 6 people message me and not one of them included their email so I can send it to them.

I weep for humanity…..I weep deeply for humanity.  Now I’m just picking a random person based on if they followed directions. 

Apr 26, 2014 10 notes
#this is why we can't have nice things #faith in humanity is lost
Apr 26, 2014 9 notes
#dead island epidemic #free beta keys
Say anything with "the voice"voice by: LalaLexxi

c-lavat:

askbuttonsmom:

Anon Said: 
I feel like you don’t even need to say anything sexual for that sultry tone in your voice to give a guy tingles!

Anon Said:
I serioulsy think u could say anything in that voice to make me cream mah pants…

And there’s the mayo…

Apr 26, 2014 116 notes
Resturant?Voice by: LalaLexxi

Anon Said: 
“I’m taking you out on a date, Ms Elaina. feel free to order anything on the menu just the way you like it! :)”

Apr 25, 2014 65 notes
#audio #ask button's mom #date night #jan animations #button mash #buttons adventures
Say anything with "the voice"voice by: LalaLexxi

Anon Said: 
I feel like you don’t even need to say anything sexual for that sultry tone in your voice to give a guy tingles!

Anon Said:
I serioulsy think u could say anything in that voice to make me cream mah pants…

Apr 25, 2014 116 notes
#audio #ask button's mom #lalalexxi #button's adventures #jan animations #sultry
Kiss?Voice by: LalaLexxi

creator0378 asked:

I SHALL KISS YOU! *Kisses*

Apr 25, 2014 65 notes
#audio #ask button's mom #vocal blog #jan animations #button's mom #button's adventures #tiarawhy
I'll check the responses in the morning, I'm a sleepy pony. = 3=
Apr 24, 2014 13 notes
#dead island epidemic #free beta keys
So a friend of mine is giving away 3 beta keys (FREE!) for the new upcoming MOBA, Dead Island Epidemic.

It’s like LOL and DOTA 2, except with zombies, and finding supplies. I just need a short message explaining how bad you want the key and your steam email, and it can be yours!(PM ME!!) I will post the 3 winner’s messages (Please put your email at the bottom of the message so I can exclude it from the screenshot if you win.)

Winners are determined by best responses :)

Apr 24, 2014 16 notes
#Dead island epidemic #moba
Apr 23, 2014 201 notes
Play
Apr 21, 2014 36 notes
Secret RecipieVoice by: LalaLexxi

Anon Said:
“Ms Mash u must be the best chef ever!! ur pies are soo gooodddd! ur my favorite mom ;)”

(Attempting to record in my dorm….ugh…so much echo..) 

Apr 19, 2014 42 notes
#ask button's mom #button's mom #audio #secret recipie #pie #mlp
A few have made aware that they have no idea who I am because they havent been following me that long. XDasklalalexxi.tumblr.com

asklalalexxi:

To reintroduce myself to the peeps who just go here, my name is of no importance, but you can call me Lexxi, Mistress, Mistress Lexxi, or “~ah! oh LEXXI! <3” (You may NOT however spell my name wrong or I’ll make sure to rip off and chew your testes like gumballs! ^ -^ *cute giggle*)

I’m…

Apr 18, 2014 53 notes
Play
Apr 18, 2014 64 notes
Apr 18, 2014 171 notes
You have the sexiest voice ever! How do you sound when reaching orgasm though?

~..ah……..haa…! Mmmnnnn!! MMmmm FFUCK YESSSSS AHH!! RIGHT THERE! FFFFFUUU-! AHGLAHRGLAWHREGAWE!!!!!!!! …………………….mm….~

Apr 18, 2014 29 notes
So Lexxi, what's it like having an ask blog? Is it everything you had imagined? Or is it more or less?

It’s very odd….but in a good way. Like getting your first sensual back massage from a lesbian.

It feels really weird going from someone who no one knew about to some sort of “vocal goddess.” <—-taken from what a follower told me when I first showed up. I really like seeing that people are actually enjoying my presence, ya know? At the same time I get to do one of the things I love, doing silly voices. *incredibly gay cute giggling*

At the same time though, I do feel a bit overwhelmed sometimes because I feel like I have to answer all the questions I get (cause I like satisfying people.) This is why on Skype I rarely show up online; I just end up getting way too many messages at once, and I feel bad when I cant conversate with everyone. It PEEVES me even more when some come to me saying “Why don’t you ever talk to me?? You must hate me!!” 

Here’s a screenshot of my inbox: 

Yeeaahh, this is another instance in life where I wish there was at least 100 of me. So everyone can have their own personal Lexxi. *in Oprah voice* ”You get a Lexxi! You get a Lexxi! EVERYONE gets a Lexxi!!!” 

Apr 16, 2014 23 notes
EVERYONE CHANGE YOUR PASSWORDS!!!!!!!!!

asklalalexxi:

Someone legitimately went into my paypal account and changed my password and I couldnt get in!! Luckily I was able to call the number to get a new one before they had taken any money out. PLEASE TAKE THIS HEARTBLEED THING SERIOUSLY! 

Apr 16, 2014 26 notes
Making Breakfast (Binaural Test)Voice by LalaLexxi

Headphones are REQUIRED. ;)

….now to seriously go get some milk. BUTTON DRANK IT ALL! > n<

Apr 14, 2014 131 notes
#binaural #audio #ask button's mom #making breakfast #button mash #button's adventures #jan animations #mic test
Apr 14, 2014 454,118 notes
Pllleeasse if you're a minor following me

asklalalexxi:

One of my friends came to me with a serious issue about how he was now on the registered sex offenders list because a 17 year old girl he knew texted him nudes of herself without him wanting it. That was enough evidence against him to put him on the black list, and it wont expire for the next 15 years. 

I know you all are tooooootally honest people, but I should stress anyway. If you’re NOT 18 or older, PLEASE don’t send me anything, or even follow my blogs.

Apr 12, 2014 43 notes
“Butthurt people need to learn to bite the pillow.”—Lexxi (via asklalalexxi)
Apr 12, 2014 103 notes
REMEMBER TO CLEAN BEHIND YOUR EARS :D

*gives him a sponge* would you do the honors, hun? :3

Apr 12, 2014 17 notes
Apr 10, 2014 38 notes
Apr 9, 2014 34 notes
#samson c01u #condenser mic #studio mic #auction #just the tip
Can you please tell us what the buyer had you do to the microphone in detail, now that the bidding is over? Pretty please :)?

um…. =////=;

Apr 8, 2014 41 notes
Can You Play?Voice/Piano by: LalaLexxi

askthelog400:

askbuttonsmom:

Someone asked me if I could play an instrument (dont remember who it was)

The original demo of Tick Tock by Ke$a

This ^

Apr 7, 2014 144 notes
“What do you do when your horns keep knocking off your halo?”—
Apr 7, 2014 36 notes
Apr 7, 2014 91 notes
#mlp #season 4 #ep 21 #rainbow dash #testing #add #learning disorder #autism #my little pony #rapping pinkie
when you look in the mirror in the morning and you're thinking "ugh I'm so ugly" Here's what you do:

asklalalexxi:

Take your hands and stretch your face out in the most hideous way possible, and look back into the mirror. Gasp in revoltion at how horrendous you look, then let go and let your face snap back to normal. Now be happy that you don’t look like that previous creature (unless your face got stuck…in which case, sorry.)

Apr 5, 2014 41 notes
Apr 3, 2014 1,230 notes
'Nuther Piano Song?Voice/Piano by: LalaLexxi

Anon said: So you play piani? know anymore songs?

Song: You’re Gonna Go Far Kid - Offspring

Apr 2, 2014 66 notes
#audio #piano #ask button's mom #offspring #you're gonna go far kid
Selling Microphone! Voice by: LalaLexxi

Selling Samson C01U Studio Condenser Mic in epic condition for $60 (bought it for $99). Message me on TUMBLR (not Skype cause I may not see that message as quickly) if you’re interested! I’ll be sure to announce when it’s sold already.

Selling in U.S. only :(

Sorry the output on this audio was so low, I forgot to turn it up as I was recording >__<

Apr 2, 2014 43 notes
#audio #ask button's mom #selling microphone #samson c01u
Can You Play?Voice/Piano by: LalaLexxi

Someone asked me if I could play an instrument (dont remember who it was)

Apr 2, 2014 144 notes
#audio #can you play #piano #ask button's mom #tik tok #kesha

April Fools everypony, I’m not really disowning my hyperactive son. He may be a handful sometimes, but he’s keeping my life as interesting as I want it to be. Daily exotic dancing could never give me what I have now. :)

Apr 2, 2014 36 notes
#ask button's mom #april fools day #button mash
~Announcement

Every day after I had Button, I’ve had to hear “Mom my head is stuck in the toilet again!” and “Moooom I don’t think I should’ve eaten this!” and “MOM!! IT DOESNT FIT!” The colt is a royal headache and I’ve decided to knock him out, put him in a baby basket, and leave him on the front porch of a fire station hoping they’ll adopt him. I will be going back to my old exciting life as a dancer. I miss the ol’ spotlight. ;)

~Shh, don’t tell button my plan’s though. It’s all gonna happen tomorrow, and I’ll be free once again! 

Apr 1, 2014 40 notes
#ask button's mom #april 1st #buttons adventures #mlp

March 2014

Mar 30, 2014 873,461 notes
Mar 30, 2014 258 notes
Sing A Song?Voices by: LalaLexxi

Anon Said: "You and chryssi should sing a song together.“ 

Song: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PKd5ni-LA7w

Mar 29, 2014 85 notes
#ask button's mom #buttons mom #queen chrysalis #jan animations #audio #snickers commercial #satisfaction to the world #mlp #clop #singing
Mar 29, 2014 258 notes
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Mar 27, 2014 67 notes
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