I may play UNO later
http://fav.me/d6v233v How badly did you beat her? :D
Crushed her. ;)
send me a link. :)
Thanks everyone who voted last night! Please remember to vote on any computer or device you own so that I can get more votes. At the moment the number to beat is 335! We have until Nov 12 to get my design to the top so vote vote voteeeee
My design is “I’ll Ride Your Rocket” Votteeeee!
CONDOM DESIGNS FTW!! Everyone should support this person. Because if you’re gonna do it, why not do it in style~ :)
askderpydash said:
So what are you going to dress up as this year for Halloween?
discordeddavid said:
do you have any special plans for Halloween or nightmarenight?
nextgener said:
Does your milkshake bring all the colt’s to the yard?
blinkory said:
What would you do for a Klondike bar?
BUTTONSTOPGUZZLINGTHATTOOTHPaSTEBEFOR E I GIVE YOU SSOMETHING ELSSETOGUZZLE!!! D;«
*facepalms* ~sigh….at least you swallowed
You think Lyra is the ONLY one fascinated by humans?
(Practicing for audition tomorrow :3 ~Lexxi)
Mommy instinct had me there in 2 shakes of a dragon’s tail. When I tried to approach him, he turned away and told me not to come near him. This puzzled me. I questioned this behavior, and his response was that he didn’t want his dream to become reality. With a worried look, I walked over to him and scooped him into my arms. I could tell he was trying to hold back his frightened tears.
“Button, it’s okay, sweetheart.” I said warmly, “Tell mommy what happened in this nightmare."
He looked up at me and cried out,
"You beat me at Mares of War in front of the entire video game club at school!!!! It was AWFUL!!!”
I rolled my eyes and went back to my room, letting my plot shut the door on the way out. -___-
Not for those who STILL can’t put 2 and 2 together. I mean, that last post was the SIMPLEST thing I could POSSIBLY do! YOU GUYS HAD ONE JOB!!!! D:«
For those who don’t know, you can call my last post about the youtube comment the final “Who is LalaLexxi” clue. Thanks for playing and I’m uber proud of you if you figured me out before this point. I told you I don’t look like my adorable OC.
Now you all know that I’m not just sitting on my butt doing nothing if I’m not posting any audios to tumblr for a while. I have another life as a professional voiceover artist (in training) who’s been voicing animations and anime parodies for 10 years now. This summer while I was in LA, I was trained by Richard Horvitz (the voice of Invader Zim) and Tony Oliver from Bang Zoom Entertainment anime studios. I’ve voiced in AT LEAST 100 projects over the years, and by opening this blog and Ask Button’s Mom, I sort of had a break from the goody-two-shoes SFW material and realized that I have some talent on this side of voiceover.
Sorry to everyone for lying about my experience level (saying that I’d never voice acted before the clop game), but as you could imagine I was terrified in the beginning about what would happen to my career if people figured out that I’d been voicing a smexy horse. However, through a year of encouragement from other voice actors, friends, my acting teacher, and even Richard Horvitz, I was convinced that it doesn’t matter what you voice, because all of it is acting. It’s a role, a character, a being that isn’t you. My acting teacher told me this Monday “When you’re standing on that stage, you’re no longer Amber, you’re Sally queen of the biker whores.” Mr. Horvitz told me “Don’t act like a character, BE that character.”
Sooooo. I’m Button’s Mom and LalaLexxi, and if anyone has a problem with it, they can take it up with THOSE characters, and not that bitch Foxy. ;)
As far as you all know, I’m still “Lexxi” (and dont you FUCKING spell it wrong!!) and everything posted on this blog is Lexxi. I still plan to keep both accounts separate to avoid youtube harassment, if that’s cool. (even though I’m expecting some.)
This is me practicing for the audition next week. I NEED to get better by Tuesday.
Things I need to work on
>Vibrato
>Breathing in the right spots
>Singing in tune
So since my parents aren’t letting me to go to the Disney Auditions in NYC alone (because I apparently still look like a 12yr old rape-able lolicon), my mom is going with me, which sucks because she just recently lost her job and cant afford the trip on her own. So I have to pay for my bus ticket…
Anon said:
“I adore your singing voice, mom! Could you sing something else? you don’t have to if you dont want but your voice makes me feel so hapy”
Hmmm. Mid life puberty?
Anon asked:
“Have you met Flufflepuff?”
snivydaleaf said:
what would you doifyou were a 50 foot anthro mare?
I found a recording of me at 12yrs old! ^ _ ^
It’s been 13 year’s already. Jeezus. I remember I was in 3rd grade when it happened, and I didn’t hear about it until I got home to my mom freaking out. When I saw the news on Tv, I thought it was a movie or something. It took me a second to process that what I was seeing was real.
Things like that still make me incredibly nervous to fly on airplanes to this day. Condolences to the family and friends, and may the al qaeda burn in hell.
Such a fine piece of plot he is~
Clue: SpeedoSausage
^ (this is seriously easy as fuck, so don’t you dare come to me saying it’s too hard)I’m proud of the bunch of you that have found me out! I’m also happy that none of you have tried to stalk, hurt, exploit, or disrespect me in any way. I’m hoping it stays that way. :)
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neongenkiandkululu24 said:
Have you seen sunset overdrive for the xbox one?
Sweetheart…you already have an Xbox 360, a PS 1,2, 3, and 4, a Wii, an N64, a JoyBoy, AND a Magnavox Odyssey. I think you would do just fine without a crappy Xbox One. Besides, I wouldn’t want that webcam turning on by itself while I’m changing! > ~<
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She digs the Stache.
Daww that was the stache that your father gave me my first kiss in. ^ _^
Anon said:
“*shrink* your son is now tiny what would you do with him?”
montyandspike said:
“I like that vore pic you posted ^_^ I find it very sexy :3 I wish I was in buttons place though :o”
My legs were killing me this morning, but at least it was a fun workout. :)
Anon Asked:
We all know that Button’s Mom has got it going on, but what does YOUR mom have going on, hmm?
Clue: *in german accent* “Cause I knew you were trouble when you walked iiiin! So GET OUT OF MY LAB!”
I may be a mother, but I refuse to spoon feed you! ^ _^
AND HOW DAREST THOU COMPARE ME TO E.T.????? I OUGHTA ROAST YOU OVER AN OPEN FLAME AND GOBBLE YOU UP! D:<