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October 2014

Toy UsageVoice: Buttonmashthestache

Hello mom’s blog!! Since mom is sick, I’ll be taking over her tumblr til she gets all better! I mean how hard could it be?

ask-heart-taker said:

Do you have any toys I could use?

Oct 15, 2014 66 notes
#audio #ask button's mom #button mash #toys
Sick :(Voice: LalaLexxi

Im feeling a bit under the weather. :(

Oct 14, 2014 38 notes
#audio #sick #ask button's mom
What makes a good panty good?

If you do all forms of kama sutra, then bend over to stretch them 100 times, then dance in them, then wear them in a softball game, and then wrestle a shark and survive in them. Repeat all of these steps for a period of 2 or 3yrs. THOSE are good panties.

Oct 14, 2014 14 notes
It looks like that iPod is laying on a fine pair of pantsu.

I’ve actually been wearing those for a few years. They sort of have a tear in them due to so much usage. :(

I plan to use the money from the unused ipod to buy a new pair or 2 (yes, cause 2 pairs of GOOD panties can cost $30). I’ll post a picture of the new ones when it gets sold. 

Oct 14, 2014 5 notes
Just found my Ipod 4GB 3rd generation. Anyone want to buy it off me for like $30?

asklalalexxi:

asklalalexxi:

It still works just fine, I just have an ipod touch already and wont use this one anymore. If you’re a collector of old school Apple products, this one is right for you, because it’ll be worth alot a few decades from now. 

Message me on TUMBLR not skype if you want. 

serpomiz said: I’d like to, but the expedition cost for getting it across the atlantic pond are out of my league

Sorrry, US only. :( 

Oct 14, 2014 21 notes
Listen

That moment when you remember that the Great and Powerful Trixie is also the voice of….

Oct 14, 2014 395 notes
#mlp #ed edd n eddy #marie kanker #trixie #tricks up my sleeve #rainbow rocks #equestria girls
Jail??Voice: LalaLexxi

Anon said: 

This is the police. You’ve been charged with the murder of countless males through restriction of blood circulation.

Oct 13, 2014 171 notes
#audio #ask button's mom #i wont go back to jail #lalalexxi #murder
"Seduce Me"

Anon said:

“Can I hear you say ‘Seduce me~’ in the most seductive tone you can muster?”

Oct 13, 2014 186 notes
#audio #ask button's mom #nsfw #mlp #milf #clop #button mash
This might sound odd, but I needed to see that post about going to bed. Not even the sexual part either. The thought of sweetly being told that I should go to bed is comforting. So thank you. And I'm going to bed now lol

nighty night hun~ *kisses his forehead*

Oct 13, 2014 19 notes
Why are you still awake? I tucked you in 2 hours ago, sweetie.

Run along back to bed now. If you’re asleep soon you may be visited by a sweet little fairy who’s not interested in your teeth, but something just as hard. ;)

Oct 13, 2014 43 notes
#button's mom #Night Blogging
Oct 12, 2014 675,928 notes
What would you do if you were uncontrollably gassy?

Call upon Adagio Dazzle and the other sirens to deeply inhale my green gas negative energy. 

Oct 12, 2014 15 notes
quiet reminder for myself and anyone else who needs it

oyajicon:

  • you’re alive
  • you’re okay
  • you have people who care about you
  • you can do this
  • it’s okay to be scared and overwhelmed, just don’t let it consume you
  • you’re okay
  • you can do this
  • today might not be a good day, but you’re alive and that’s okay
  • it’s okay
  • you’re okay
  • deep breaths
  • you’re okay
Oct 11, 2014 111,213 notes
Oct 11, 2014 413 notes

BM: Button?
*Knock knock knock knock, knock*
Do you want to skip school?
Come on stay with me and play.
I never see you any more.
Stay home once more
it’s like you’re always away.
we used to be best buddies.
but now we’re not.
i want you to make me cry.
do you want to skip on school?
(it doesn’t have to be school.)

Button: “Go away mom!”

BM:
Okay, bye…

*knocking*
Do you wanna Skip School?
oh play in bathroom stalls?
i think some company is overdue
i’ve started talking to
my friends ponyhoof walls!
Call you back Bon.
It gets a little lonely
all these empty rooms

just watching the hours tick by-

(Buzzing, with giggles)

*Knocking*
Button…
I know you’re in there…
Anons are asking how we’ve been…
they say “(insert something from Anon here)” and it’s annoying
i’m right here for you, just put it in…
We only have each other.
it’s just you and me.
what are we going to do?

Do you want to skip school?

I like 85% of this! I just tried to sing it and there were some lines that didn’t fit.

Odd Lines: 

“Do you wanna skip school?”: Only has 6 16th notes when the line needs 8. (“Do-you-wan-na-build-a-snow-man” vs “Do-you-wan-na-skip-school”)

“I want you to make me cry.”: I would never want my Button to make me cry unless he’s graduating or giving me grandchildren. D:

My FAVORITE line is “Just put it iiiinn” LOL!! If you can fix the 2 above lines, it’ll be fine. :)

Oct 10, 2014 27 notes
Someone write me a version of "Do You Wanna Build a Snowman"

If I like it, I’ll sing it for everyone. :) 

Oct 10, 2014 15 notes
Oct 10, 2014 272 notes
Oct 9, 2014 395 notes
Let Me Poop (Emily Mandelbaum Cover)

asklalalexxi:

Wear headphones.

So the audio is done. Again, keep an eye on my youtube channel. ;)

Oct 9, 2014 54 notes
Fixing a bonerVoice: LalaLexxi

Anon said:

Mom.. How do I make my thing go down? It’s all hard and stuff!

Oct 9, 2014 492 notes
#audio #ask button's mom #nsfw #clop #milf #button mash
Thank you to my 5 patrons this month! :)

Kego

Joseph McKnight

Calvin Snowden

Justin Baldo

And whoever the 5 person is, it doesn’t show your name, but thank you anyway! 

Also, also thank you to the people who’ve donated directly to my paypal in the last month (or ever!) Even if it’s just a dollar, I take your kindness with the utmost amount of respect! All proceeds go to helping me better myself as a voiceover artist (new microphones, acting training, gas money to auditions, money for a future apartment in Glendale near Hollywood ect.) Thanks a bunch! ^ _^

Patreon: http://www.patreon.com/lalalexxi

Oct 8, 2014 12 notes
#patreon #ask button's mom #lalalexxi #voiceover #gonna go big
Let Me Poop (pt 1)

asklalalexxi:

Juuuust started working on this today. Keep an eye on mah youtubez to see the impending video. ;) 

Original song: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=crHqgShbhbQ

Oct 7, 2014 38 notes
#audio
Oct 7, 2014 1,692 notes

When you fall asleep in Jet’s bed and wake up not remembering when you got there. Good Morning Jet and thank you for letting me use your bed! I was sooo tired last night I couldntve made it home. x__x

Oct 7, 2014 11 notes
Play
Oct 4, 2014 24 notes
#let me poop #let it go #frozen #poop
6amVoice: LalaLexxi

6am…

Oct 4, 2014 59 notes
#audio #ask button's mom #early #morning #not a morning person #button mash
Just got casted in an episode of a tv show!! :)

asklalalexxi:

only as an extra, but hey! I’m gonna be on a semi-popular series! 

Oct 4, 2014 68 notes
Oct 4, 2014 331 notes
Mabel's advice
Oct 2, 2014 197 notes
Cookie memoryVoice: LalaLexxi

 discordeddavid said:

button must love it when you tell that story Ma'am

Oct 2, 2014 55 notes
#audio #ask button's mom #cookie #button mash
Oct 2, 2014 65 notes
#deep fried oreos #mmmm #yummy #cookies #unhealthy
Deep Fried CookiesVoice: LalaLexxi (tonsils still healing)

Anon said:

“Mooooooooooooom whatr you doing, besides being beautiful?" 

Oct 2, 2014 53 notes
#audio #ask button's mom #deep fried oreos #button mash
watch2gether.com - Watch videos. Together.watch2gether.com

Watching Vines. Come on in if you’d like, my barndoor’s always open!

Oct 1, 2014 3 notes

September 2014

please call me mid not sweetie

Sorry sweetie.

Sep 30, 2014 12 notes
Play
Sep 30, 2014 92 notes
#button's mom #button mash #sfm #wtf
Questions like these keep me from sleeping at nightVoice: Lalalexxi (with swollen tonsils)
Sep 30, 2014 87 notes
#audio #ask button's mom #random #mysteries of life #gloryhole #nsfw #milf
Relations with Pegasi?Voice: LalaLexxi

lightning-rider1 said:

What’s your take on dating a pegasus?



(Sorry if my voice seems a little off, my tonsils are swollen)

Sep 30, 2014 82 notes
#audio #ask button's mom #pegasi #button mash #jan animations #lalalexxi #mlp
You're sounding a bit stuffed up today. Do you have a cold?

My tonsils have been swollen for a few weeks now. Just went to the doc today and they said “Hmm, you’ve got some angry looking tonsils…” :(

Sep 30, 2014 13 notes
Your kinda creepy being all obsessed with sex at your age don't you have menopause

Menopause is for quitters, honey. ;)

Sep 30, 2014 33 notes

Friend’s Facebook Status: “That moment u feel lika grown up cause you eating cheesecake b4 you eat ya vegetables”

My Comment: “Ah, but what if the fact that you’re even thinking about surpassing childhood by proving to yourself that you can eat whatever at any time means that you haven’t grown up yet? A real grown up would think about dietary pros and cons, and wouldn’t set foot near a cheesecake until they feel they should be rewarded for their good nutritional behavior. In other words, EAT YO DAMN VEGGIES U MALNOURISHED MOFO!! 

Sep 29, 2014 31 notes
Sep 29, 2014 24 notes
#nsfw #white board #button's mom #rabbits #pizza
Sep 29, 2014 19 notes
#drawings #white board
Psstt. Hey. Come here and draw. ;)awwapp.com

asklalalexxi:

Update: Since the maturity level is worse than I thought (because of that 1 kid in school who likes to cause trouble to be noticed since his mommy didnt notice him at all), I’m making a room that’s invite only. So if I think you’re cool enough, you’ll get the link

Sep 28, 2014 11 notes
Psstt. Hey. Come here and draw. ;)awwapp.com
Sep 28, 2014 11 notes
Playing Draw My Thing if anyone wants to playomgpop.com

asklalalexxi:

I may play UNO later

Sep 28, 2014 3 notes
Play
0:22
Sep 28, 2014 214 notes
#starstrukk #flutterstrukk #i regret nothing #i remember when this was a thing #nice legs daisy dukes #mlp #fluttershy

http://fav.me/d6v233v How badly did you beat her? :D

Crushed her. ;)

Sep 28, 2014 14 notes
So what's your favorite Vine video?

cocacolajcc:

asklalalexxi:

send me a link. :)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e50WWjBO78Y

Sep 27, 2014 20 notes
So what's your favorite Vine video?

asklalalexxi:

send me a link. :)

Sep 27, 2014 20 notes
Play
Sep 27, 2014 10 notes
#baby lullaby #rhcp #under the bridge #button mash #button's mom
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